Farrah Abraham Is (Even More Of) A Stripper Now

August 14th, 2014 // 18 Comments
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Despite being a noted Christian author and purveyor of fine vulvic goods, somehow Farrah Abraham recently took a waitressing job at an Austin strip club where she mysteriously started taking her clothes off for money. It was the strangest thing and not like her at all. E! News reports:

“She was hired a couple of weeks ago as a cocktail waitress but wanted to make more money dancing, so they moved her up to the stage,” the insider dished. “She was on all three stages, the main stage and two side stages.”

But don’t worry, you guys, there’s a perfectly logical explanation for all this, and it’s Farrah Abraham is exactly like Jennifer Aniston. I already feel stupid for thinking it could be anything else. I should know better.

“I’m doing research,” the 23-year-old explains to E! News exclusively. “A friend of mine works there and I’m researching. I’ve been trying out all the roles that make up a gentleman’s club, including cocktailing and dancing. There’s management and there’s cooking too. It’s job shadowing that I hope pays off. In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies. Unfortunately, I’m not free to talk about what those future projects may be. But I’m interested in hearing all the women’s stories. And while I’m doing it, I’m getting paid. I’m getting paid to play a role and get informed.”

See? She’s doing research. Everything checks out. Because if there’s one thing I know about Farrah Abraham, it’s that she’s deeply vested in her characters and doesn’t botch softball questions about them because they were actually written by a ghostwriter. Also, she’s a millionaire, so it’s not like she needs the money or anything. She’s blowin’ all the haters away. Just blowin’ them all away. And in the dick because the first rule of stripping is secretly be a hooker, too. You should probably write that one down. — Oh, you forgot your notebook? You keep mental notes? — A photographic memory? Wow! You know, I’ve always suspected.

Photos: Splash News, Xposure/AKM-GSI

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  1. anonym

    her face

    ugly

  2. Cocktailing? Is that the name of her 3rd “movie” coming out on Vivid?

  3. Queef Sister

    Does this mean the silicone mold of her butthole wasn’t a bestseller?

  4. Just go back to porn already. You had the right idea the first time.

  5. Farrah Abraham Tight Dress Mystery Man Craigs Restaurant
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    No… I am not a prostitute. put that money away until after we have sex.. I think that’s the way it works, right?

  6. Jimbo

    Jennifer Aniston did a stripper movie?. If she did, I will be looking for it on Netfix. I thought it was Demi Moore that was in the stripper movie and stripped at a gentlemen club to research the roll

    • tokiromi

      i think aniston did a strip *scene* in ‘we’re the millers’. maybe that’s what gaping ass mchorseface is thinking of.

  7. Hmm

    She is so stupid it does not even seem humanly possible.

  8. She’s not sucking an old Asian guys dick in the VIP room for the money, she’s researching a role.

    The role of a washed up reality TV personality who turned to porn and prostitution rather than get a real job. And she’s fucking nailing it.

    • Marketing Mike

      I used to date a redhead who liked to hang out at a particular
      Country Music bar in the Valley (early 90′s). I’d never been,
      so one evening I surprised her and stopped by. I swear there
      were at least twenty 60yr old Asian businessmen trying to get
      lucky with a dozen or so very hot USA women, half their age.
      My “girlfriend” was wrapped around some gray haired asian
      gentleman, walking towards the VIP room, looking guilty.
      Later that night, she explained it this was only her job,
      they didn’t really mean anything to her. Yea right…

      • Hmm

        You ever go on that webcam site MFC? Those desperate Asian dudes drop thousands on chicks who sit there fully clothed the whole time. Realistically they may have indeed dropped a ton of cash on your chick and she did nothing to them, not likely, but entirely possible.

  9. Like a night in a strip club isn’t depressing enough already.

  10. JimBB

    She’s just following her Christian parenting instincts. It’s in the Bible:

    And lo Jesus sayeth to Mary Madelene “Sometimes you got to strip, girl”

    I think it’s in one of those letters in the back.

  11. buzz

    Someone tell her that when you do “research” in a strip club for a role that does not exist…piss and moan that the tips from waitressing aren’t enough so you take the center stage and strip 3 shows a night….that’s called working.

  12. “I’m doing research…”
    As soon as I read her statement, the odor of bullshit wafted out of my monitor. She’s doing research, and yet they’re paying her to wait on tables and dance nekkid? That’s really funny because she is so stupid she thinks the public believes her. Dumb as a bottle cap.

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