Last week, we learned that Farrah Abraham took a cocktail waitress job at a strip club where she ended up stripping herself but, like, totally for research, you guys. Except apparently that research involves signing a half-a-million contract to keep stripping which I’m pretty sure is how Jennifer Aniston does it. She dips her permanently hard nipples in the ink and everything. Radar reports:
“It benefits everybody,” BeBe Montgomery, Manager of Palazio, told Radar. “It’s really fun.”
“I hired Farrah as a waitress about a month ago and then we talked about it,” Montgomery added. “She decided to switch to dancing. And then we talked again and came to an agreement for six figures. We’re really happy and excited.”
And what’s even more exciting are the prices. You can’t beat these bargains:
Prices to watch Abraham are $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes.
Jesus Christ, she’s practically giving it away. But that’s what separates Farrah from the rest of the pack. She’s a savvy businesswoman who seizes an opportunity and capitalizes on it for future investment:
“I’m thankful and can use this to expand [my frozen yogurt shop] Froco’s second location!” Abraham said. “I’m super excited!”
See? Her frozen yogurt shop is the whole reason she’s doing any of this. And you’d know that if you’ve been paying attention because she’s only been saying it this whole time. In fact, these were her exact words:
In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies.
BAM. Yogurt shop.