Farrah Abraham’s ‘Research’ Magically Turned Into A $544,000 Stripping Job

August 20th, 2014 // 42 Comments
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Last week, we learned that Farrah Abraham took a cocktail waitress job at a strip club where she ended up stripping herself but, like, totally for research, you guys. Except apparently that research involves signing a half-a-million contract to keep stripping which I’m pretty sure is how Jennifer Aniston does it. She dips her permanently hard nipples in the ink and everything. Radar reports:

“It benefits everybody,” BeBe Montgomery, Manager of Palazio, told Radar. “It’s really fun.”
“I hired Farrah as a waitress about a month ago and then we talked about it,” Montgomery added. “She decided to switch to dancing. And then we talked again and came to an agreement for six figures. We’re really happy and excited.”

And what’s even more exciting are the prices. You can’t beat these bargains:

Prices to watch Abraham are $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes.

Jesus Christ, she’s practically giving it away. But that’s what separates Farrah from the rest of the pack. She’s a savvy businesswoman who seizes an opportunity and capitalizes on it for future investment:

“I’m thankful and can use this to expand [my frozen yogurt shop] Froco’s second location!” Abraham said. “I’m super excited!”

See? Her frozen yogurt shop is the whole reason she’s doing any of this. And you’d know that if you’ve been paying attention because she’s only been saying it this whole time. In fact, these were her exact words:

In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that’s what I’m doing. It’s how I get the information to write my books and do my movies.

BAM. Yogurt shop.

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  1. Jon

    “I hired Farrah as a waitress about a month ago and then we talked about it,” Montgomery added. “She decided to switch to dancing. And then we talked again and came to an agreement for six figures. We’re really happy and excited.”

    “We talked about it…we talked about it again”

    AKA We banged, we kept banging, and then we banged again.

    This strip club is literally down the street from me, I should go check her out and laugh.

  2. Cute… now she refers to the ol’ tube steak as the “yogurt shop”… cute.

  3. Cock Dr

    Is her daughter still being fostered with that kindly wolf pack?
    I hope so, better that than the biological mother.

  4. Short Round

    For $2500 you could probably get a proper top tier porn star or escort for an hour. Unless you hate money so much just to get rid of it why would you spend it on her?

  5. I come here for the feel good stories.

  6. “Yogurt shop” is obviously code for the unresearched, unidentified cultures stewing in her “money holes.”

  7. Rico Jones

    Not a chance in hell she got that amount. This is a publicity stunt. They lie about an outrageous pay day and both her name and the name of the strip club makes it in the papers.

  8. yourmom

    Purchasing fro yo from a stripper/hooker/porn star doesn’t sound very appealing. Is it just me?

  9. JC

    I know for a fact that you can pay to have a real camel lick peanut butter off your shlong for only $50 for 10 minutes. Because…a friend told me. Yes.

    Also, Don Zaloog would. The camel, that is.

  10. Don’t try the chocolate yogurt at her yogurt shop.

  11. Hmm

    I really hope people are not retarded enough to believe that she made even a tenth of this amount? Sadly though I bet they are. She probably made like $7,000 if that. What is with these celebs and I use that term loosely and the total bullshit lies they spew about what they make?

  12. Isn’t this the same ho that said she got a million bucks for that first porn movie she was in? This bitch lies more than Lindsay Lohan and I didn’t think that could be possible!

  13. I understand why some people would call bullshit on this seemingly insane amount of money for a walking pair of silicon sweater bags with extreme daddy issues, but just remember this: Paris Hilton gets paid that much to press “play” on her iPhone for a couple of hours…

    Yes, we live in a world that has gone mad.

  14. I’ll believe she made 6 figures from this if you count the numbers to the right of the decimal, and the decimal…and the dollar sign.

    This is a girl who has CONSTANTLY lied about pretty much everything: the porn video were private sex tapes, how much she was paid for them, “waitressing”, etc. Everything that comes out of her mouth is suspect and probably smells like her own anus.

  15. Farrah Abraham is naked on the sex swing smiling at the camera in this still from her second sex tape
    Cletus
    Commented on this photo:

    Quick, someone give it a sugar cube!!!

  16. Anita Berber's Addictions

    Are there any photos of this woman that ARE safe for work? Even the ones of her fully dressed leave me queasy.

  17. Bud Haven

    For those prices anal’s included right? Anal would have to be included.

  18. Jimbo

    Where were the NSFW pics? Or is any picture of her NSFW? Fish Dude, If you have any of her with a BBC up her ass, I would like to see those. Not because I enjoy that sort of thing, but I know it hurts. I would just like to give her a little bit of what she give me every time I see a picture of her

  19. DrJ Fever

    Because of the huge lies this twit tells I think an IRS audit next April is in order.

    Pull her ass into an IRS office and demand to know where the rest of the taxes are based on her public statements.

    “Now you claimed last year to that you would be paid $544,000.00 from this employer. Yet you claimed under $25,000 in total income. Where is the rest of the taxes that you owe? No, you can’t claim your child because your parents claimed her. And when we get done with your 2014 1040 form we will talk about your claim of over a million dollars of additional income in 2013.”

  20. anonym

    can’t believe enough people see her to justify this income.

  21. Brooks

    The phrase “par for the course” keeps running through my head.

    But I thought it was for golf.

  22. Pat C.

    I wouldn’t look at her for an hour if THEY paid ME $2500.

  23. buzz

    That strip club must be cartel owned and a front a drug operation if they can pay her $500K and make a profit. She’s neither that good looking or that famous to command that kind of money.

  24. she added, “last night a guy researched my cervix for $1K, and I researched his wallet, we researched simultaneously and now I have green research discharge.

  25. so james dean is the only guy that will bang her?…

  26. What idiot would pay that kind of money (any money) to see this fucking horse naked?

    Horses are always naked.

  27. This demands a Sydney Leathers update. Well, yeah, no, please don’t.

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