Farrah Abraham’s Selling Molds of Her Vagina, Just In Time For Christmas!

September 24th, 2013 // 52 Comments
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With interest in her sex tape down thanks to market dilution and a poor economic outlook for squirt futures, Farrah Abraham has turned to selling sex toys made from molds of her vagina and fake tits which seems redundant but whatever. Radar Online reports:

Farrah sat for a molding of a replica of her lower half and breasts during a recent visit to sex toy company Topco Sales.
Crafted using the company’s world-renowned CyberSkin materials, the replicas of her body parts will be sold alongside toys and novelty items hand-selected by Farrah.

“Eh, just make one of her butt.” – My multi-tiered executive plan that would’ve saved CyberSkin from financial ruin making me a hero at the next board meeting. Go ahead, crunch the numbers, then let me know when you’re ready to talk salary and a poly-resin replica of Blake Lively. (Contact button’s in the top right.)

 

 

Photos: Splash News / Video: Radar Online

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  1. Wouldn’t it have been more economical to just use 2 connecting PVC pipes? Just sayin…

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    CuriousTroll
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    Such an average face even with all that surgery.

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    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    So, if I’m interested in that sort of thing, I can buy a Stoya Fleshlight, or a plastic model of a camel’s vagina? Decisions, decisions…

  4. I’m not sure why they bothered with her vagina, James Deen barely did.

  5. HELLO!!!
    HELLO!!!
    Hello!!!
    Hello!!!

  6. Sheppy

    Awwwww, her family must be so proud :)

  7. Does anyone have an idea of where she stuffed her daughter’s body? I mean, she can’t possibly be traveling with mommy on the Grand Whore Tour.

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    At this rate, she’ll be working at the Bunny Ranch by mid 2014.

  9. Unless it comes with herpes sores, I call fakery.

  10. ruckus

    If they made a mold of her half Chinese, half American mouth, it would be Oxidental.

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    Commented on this photo:

    No wonder they only took the boobs and hoo ha, there’s not enough plastic in the world to replicate that terror torso

  12. Not a bad idea at all. Having watched her tape again last night, I can say she’s got some skills. So if you’re into this kind of thing, go for it.

  13. I’m going to be laughing on and off for the rest of the day at “poor squirt futures.”

  14. EricLR

    Bitch is burning the porn bridge before Jenelle even gets off probation! If she overexposes now, how am I ever going to get my “Teen Mom Reunion, With Dr. Screw” Farrah/Jennelle tag-team porn?

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    Whether it is too much surgery or photoshopping, she’s really starting to look weird…

  16. Comes complete with STD’s.

    This skank looks like a horse.

  17. Awesome. They’ve succeeded in creating the only experience more degrading and demeaning than fucking the real thing.

  18. “…the replicas of her body parts will be sold alongside toys and novelty items hand-selected by Farrah.” That absurdity of that statement is worth it’s weight in Zovirax.

  19. hhwthe3rd

    Likely not the first time mold and her vagina have have been paired together.

  20. No Zimmerman References? WTF?

    If it shoots, I’m in.

  21. Actually, I could go back in time and dust off all the jokes I made at Kate Gosselin’s vagina’s expense and they’d still apply here.

    Ah, the glory days – back when I was actually funny.

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    meeps!
    Commented on this photo:

    You had me at “Moldy vagina”…

  23. Great to see that TopCo Sales has gone country casual with office attire. Was just way too up tight around there before.

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    Winston
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    WTF did she do to her face?!
    Did her surgeon crash land at Roswell?

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    snickaz
    Commented on this photo:

    I love that the advertisement above her head is for Rug Doctor. “Clean Deeper. Feel Better. Rug Doctor.” It’s like they know.

  26. Cock Dr

    You go ahead and click that video. I’ll stay way over here.

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    Such a shame to see all that non-biodegradable plastic wash up on shore…

  28. I may buy one. I need a place to store my jet ski.

  29. CLJ

    I am a long time reader & lover of this site, but the content, frequency of updates, and writing has really depreciated. Whoever they hired leaves out words constantly and it is so aggravating when reading these articles. Anyway, Farrah is an empty headed publicity whore and I wish the world would stop paying attention to her too-large-for-her-body breasts, She’s going to pop just like Courtney Stodden.

  30. CLJ

    @Winston, she got new teeth

  31. Really the thing I’m most looking forward to is McFeely’s in-depth review of this thing once it comes out. Can we get him an early reviewer’s copy?

  32. The timing for the release of the replica Farrah Abraham vaginas is perfect – I’ll be able to scoop them up at 90% off on clearance just in time for Christmas!

  33. Are they going to mass produce it and drop it on Syria?

  34. Wow, she literally has no shame, morals, values, nothing. This would not be so sad if she did not have a damn little daughter. Her father seems like a nice guy, he must want to commit suicide these days seeing what his shitty daughter is doing all the time.

  35. Topco Sales needs to make a replica of her nose, too, so women (and guys who like anal) have something to masturbate with.

  36. richie

    let me get sum o dat fro-munda cheese, yo!!

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    With a few sprigs of holly, the mould will be an ideal Christmas table centrepiece. Or a wine cooler.

  38. cc

    It’s so lifelike when you use it you get herpes.

  39. mk

    She gives me the creeps!!

  40. cc

    Have they taken her daughter away yet? Why the hell not?

  41. Blob

    Yes, this is indeed what happens, Larry.

  42. melo

    shes already a slut she might as well.. shit!

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