Farrah Abraham’s Selling Molds of Her Vagina, Just In Time For Christmas!

The Superficial / September 24, 2013

With interest in her sex tape down thanks to market dilution and a poor economic outlook for squirt futures, Farrah Abraham has turned to selling sex toys made from molds of her vagina and fake tits which seems redundant but whatever. Radar Online reports:

Farrah sat for a molding of a replica of her lower half and breasts during a recent visit to sex toy company Topco Sales.
Crafted using the company’s world-renowned CyberSkin materials, the replicas of her body parts will be sold alongside toys and novelty items hand-selected by Farrah.

“Eh, just make one of her butt.” – My multi-tiered executive plan that would’ve saved CyberSkin from financial ruin making me a hero at the next board meeting. Go ahead, crunch the numbers, then let me know when you’re ready to talk salary and a poly-resin replica of Blake Lively. (Contact button’s in the top right.)

 

 

Photos: Splash News / Video: Radar Online