Farrah Abraham Made Another Sex Tape (That’s Really A Porno)

On the latest episode of Couples Therapy, the walking schnozzbag of lies known as Farrah Abraham milked her on-camera time by claiming she was raped while promoting her sex tape (that’s really a porno) and vowed to never work in the industry again. A claim she’d already made before to InTouch Weekly when she said her sex tape ruined her life and wouldn’t have done it if she could go back in time. Except all of that was bullshit because she has a brand new sex tape/porno coming out, and I can’t be the only one whose hat just flew off their head. This is unprecedented! Radar Online reports:

“What we are releasing next week is a completely different movie,” the rep tells Radar.
In addition, Vivid Entertainment founder and co-chairman Steven Hirsch tells Radar exclusively, “The new Farrah footage is off the charts! She could definitely teach a few porn stars some moves.
The Couples Therapy star’s latest skin flick will be released on Vivid.com on February 13 — just in time for Valentine’s Day.

Oh, well, what’re you gonna do? Porn stars are gonna porn. The important thing is Farrah Abraham didn’t create a wave of publicity by making it harder for rape victims to be taken seriously. What’s that? That’s exactly what she did? Stab her in the cunt and burn her with fire. *rereads* Yup, that was called for.

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