James Deen Is Pissed Farrah Abraham’s Pretending He Got Her Pregnant During Their ‘Sex Tape’

May 14th, 2013 // 58 Comments
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“Dear God, it’s me, Farrah. Can butts have babies?”

I was really trying to avoid this story because it was clearly nothing more than Farrah Abraham trying to cram more press into her ass like the glass dildo in her pornographic movie that was not a leaked sex tape, so to bring everyone up to speed, over the weekend, Vivid’s marketing partner TMZ had photos of Farrah shopping for a home pregnancy test because even though he came in her ass and on her face, she was afraid James Deen knocked her up because she’s not on any birth control. A fact that he was completely not aware of and is now pissed as shit at Vivid for potentially lying to him and Farrah who we’ve already seen will have a baby just to get on TV. Via Celebuzz:

“To say you’re potentially pregnant is not something to joke about,” Deen told Celebuzz. “When you knowingly involve another human being and a publicity stunt around that, a child is not something to be taken lightly. It’s not a game anymore and it’s really not cool.
“This is a type of publicity I do not agree with and I do not want to participate in. Joking or lying or using pregnancy to get attention and media is not cool. It involves three people’s lives including the potential unborn child. It is not a subject to just throw around.”

However, I am more concerned about the fact that Vivid told me she was on birth control. Had I known she was not taking preventive measures I would have never accepted the scene.”

Turns out James Deen had purposefully stipulated that Farrah be on birth control because unlike her he’s not a soulless, idiot shitbag who’ll bring a child into the world for a quick buck:

“When Vivid booked me for the scene I had two stipulations before I agreed – one, that she was tested in the exact same way as all the adult film stars and two, that she was on birth control,” Deen said.
He added that he was there when she was tested — and came out clean — and Vivid Entertainment told him she was on the pill.
But it was actually what Abraham said during their scene that got Deen thinking.
“When we first shot the scene within the first 30 seconds she said ‘I want you to cum inside me.’
“So I thought in my head this is the type of behavior that could happen — that she wanted to create a fake pregnancy scam.”
“And I was told she was on birth control, but she’s known for being a Teen Mom so I was a bit concerned.”

Once again, I love how the smartest, most responsible person in this situation is the porn star while the reality star has purposefully unprotected sex with strangers in fake sex tapes in hopes a new child will fly out of her vagina so she can stay famous. This is where we’re at as a society.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. KtothaJ

    Up the bum no babies

  2. James Deen in 2016? Is it too early for this?

  3. Cock Dr

    Aaaauuuuugh…can’t take any more of this brainless floozy need another dose of brain bleach ASAP.
    What’s the magic phrase….ah yes….DIE IN A FIRE.

  4. So she’s not pregnant? Awww. I was really looking forward to welcoming Dick Inmyass Abraham into the world.

  5. jim

    One of these days she might marry Kelsey Grammer.

  6. The Illuminati Did It!

    What I want to know is, how did she use the pregnancy test? Did she shove it up her ass? Wasn’t she a little concerned when it read brown?

  7. Isabella

    You never know,Farrah may genuinely think that her ovaries are in her ass.I mean,she´s not the brightest crayon in the box is she…

  8. “When we first shot the scene within the first 30 seconds she said ‘I want you to cum inside me.”

    Technically, that was at 9 minutes 00 seconds. I, uh, know someone who noted that.

    • Bless you, my son – I still can’t decide which gem is funnier, the suffocation with the mattress remark or the Sarlacc pit reference.

    • Brooke

      Your review was great. I only watched about five minutes of the video, but I actually remember her saying “cum inside me”, and thinking that it was odd that she made a point to say that. But she said so many mind numbing things…

      Oh, but they didn’t share underwear, she just picked some out with a friend. Girls do that. Someone probably already pointed that out, but whatever, it was a great review.

  9. Techman

    Did everyone miss his statement “When Vivid booked me for the scene…”? That’s total confirmation that the entire ‘negotiation’ for the release of the scene was bullshit. I doubt she was paid anywhere near what has been claimed and was hoping to get pregnant to score another payday.

  10. what is the testing that adult stars have to go through? I’m guessing HIV and hep B/C, probably syphilis… do they bother with HSV or HPV? I suspect that shit is rampant in the porn community.

    • You’ve watched all those documentaries on the porn industry and none of them covered this subject?

      • I think I’ve only watched one porn documentary to complement thousands of hours worth of 5 minute porn clips.

        I did some googling and it seems like HSV and HPV are not tested for. Probably so they can still have actors/actresses that past tests.

      • I’m guessing most porn stars are likely vaccinated against the dangerous forms of HPV, and given the prevalence of the disease in the general public it’s largely pointless to try and control the kinds that don’t cause cancer.

        I am mildly surprised that they don’t test for herpes…assuming they don’t actually do it and you are mistaken.

  11. If any pornstar deserved to be able to go mainstream it is him. He has rare common decency that is lacking in so many of them. Farrah, well she just continues to be human scum.

    • There are a lot of really cool porn stars out there, it’s just most of them are being cool rather than doing stuff that’s noteworthy, so they tend not to get much attention.

      • Pepper's Pot

        something like 85% of the population has HSV (common cold sore)… so testing for that would reallllllly minimize the number of actors they can hire. i would assume tho that they would test for genital herpes?

      • Pepper's Pot

        ahhh crap. that was suppose to be in response to your other post. fail

  12. She really needs to cut out the drama and pretense that’s making everyone hate her. If she’d just settle into her new role in anal specialty porn, she’s well positioned to make millions. Actual millions, not “Vivid paid me $50K and I tell everyone it was a million”.

  13. Kim Kardashian

    This little fame whore from reality TV is using someone to get more press and money? Who would do something so horrible to another human being? And in such a public way, no less! Despicable!

  14. red

    Deen’s logical and rational statement makes me wonder why he ever agreed to poke this POS in the pooper.

  15. Farrah, you need to pull your head out of your ass (looking for James Deen’s car keys, are ya?) and stop alienating people. You’re NOT all that hot. And there are porn stars out there who ARE that hot who will do the same scenes that you’ll do. No wonder your mom made you hit the road.

  16. I wouldn’t put it past her to try and make herself pregnant when the camera was off her and he wasn’t looking. Deen must be living a nightmare right now!

  17. Cock Dr

    This reads as if Vivid was quite deceitful to their male “talent” in order to get this video out.
    Perhaps the moral to this dirty nasty story is: whatever a porn studio promises you to obtain your release signature is a lie.
    Who knows what insanities they promised floozy Farrah? They likely told her that Deen was completely on board with the boyfriend/private sex tape tale and would back her 100%, just like they told Deen oh ya mon, she’s babyproofed, no worries there.

  18. Jenn

    I hope this brainless bitch isn’t breeding again.

  19. I havent wanted to inflict this much blunt-force trauma on a whore since “2 Girls, 1Cup”.

  20. just say'n

    Is Kris Jenner now managing Farrah?
    Sure sounds like it.

  21. So TRUE

    Great body…BUTTHERFACE!!!

    • Brooke

      I disagree, I think she actually has a pretty face but a fucked up body. Her tits are laughably stupid looking and her body and limbs are so thin her head looks too big. When she is in a bikini or naked, nuh-uh, gross as fuck. She kind of has a cute butt, but it looks weird with the rest of parts… is it fake, too??

  22. get serious

    The more I read about this cunt, the more I hate her…

  23. get serious

    I am sorta surprised at James Deen calling the porn whore out over her bullshit, calculated manipulations & lies… surprised in a good way. He’s a porn dude, no doubt, but he actually seems to have common sense and a soul. Who woulda thunk it…

  24. Mike Hunt

    well , there was some vaginal penetration if I remember the video correctly. But he probably dropped the big load in her anus

    • Little Jimmy

      At the end of the video he spooges all over her face; and like any classy girl would do she wipes her face off with a pillow from the bed.

  25. Farrah Abraham's butt is clearly visible in this still from her beach photo shoot
    Hail The Mighty Lucifer
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    Blown out asshole. In the vid. Looks like a busted volcano.

  26. debra

    what have you done farrah, this is a mess
    please now create a sucide scam and let it be real

  27. Insert shitty parent joke here. I can’t make myself waste the energy to form the thought.

  28. anonym

    James sounds intelligent for a pornstar.

  29. Damn, this girl is desperate for fame. Take the plunge and officially become a pornstar. It may be the only option left for you.

  30. Boo

    Or maybe he could have worn a condom.

    You know, instead of advocating against condoms in porn. That would have solved the problem, wouldn’t it?

    • Brooke

      I think what she did was pretty fucking low, but you are right. There is no reason he should have trusted her about birth control pills, he should have just taken the initiative to guard his flock by wearing a condom for at least the vaginal stuff. Especially considering who he is dealing with, here…

  31. jane

    It is a bad idea to just take someones word on that dummy.

  32. Farrah Abraham kneels in the sand in a black swimsuit
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    Square vagina. Why??

  33. Farrah Abraham holds up her arms against a clear blue skyline during her beach photo shoot
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    …and push that self-respect and dignity waaaay over there – you won’t be needing it where you’re headed.

  34. Farrah Abraham looking off during her photo shoot on the beach
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    Not to put too fine a point on it, but “Poolside Collection” implies a pool, not a “Slimy Rock Perhaps She Will Slip Collection.”

  35. Farrah Abraham appears shocked while wearing a black swimsuit in the waves
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    She sure is one unattractive looking hoe !!

  36. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
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    no thanks

  37. Farrah Abraham walks along the shoreline in a sparkling halter top style bikini
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