Farrah Abraham Is Getting A New Reality Show, According To Farrah Abraham

May 15th, 2013 // 55 Comments
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Because the narrative has to be that her plan worked, here’s Farrah Abraham telling Hollywood Life that she’s moving to LA now to pursue tons of reality show offers, you guys. And, of course, she’s bringing her daughter Sophia because she’s a super-important part of her life and not because if these talks are even true – which they’re not – they’re going to want to chronicle how absolutely little chance this kid has now. Haha! Who even thinks like that?

“I think for sure moving to Los Angeles is on the cards right now, because I’ve been here every week. Its better that Sophia and I are together more instead of separate because [the distance] is getting to be a lot.”
Farrah speaks wise words, and she said she will be including Sophia in her new reality show.
“There are a lot of meetings for a spin off show with me right now, so I just need to see what I like. I have had other leads in the past when I got out of my contract with MTV, but I haven’t found anything I agree with yet but when the time is right I’ll be OK with that.
“Sophia will of course be in it. My daughter is part of my life; she is going to be involved.”

In reality, Farrah’s only career move at this point is more porn and the word going around is she already fucked that up with her little pregnancy stunt because now no male porn stars want to work with her. Then again, that still leaves lesbian porn on the table which probably explains why she’s kissing Riley Jensen up top. I thought she was just sucking the soul out of another human like the time she killed Sophia’s father. Oh, I’m sorry, we’re all supposed to say “car crash.” He died in a “car crash.”

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
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    Put some smoke in there and she looks even more like that camel that tried to sell me cigarettes when I was a kid.

  2. They’re not kissing, they’re shotgunning hookah smoke like they’re 15 year olds.

  3. MD2020

    Hmm. Moving to LA? I wonder if there is some sort of industry that is centered in that area that she could work in? An industry that knows how to treat somebody with a horrible boob-job and willingness to do anything on camera?

    Well, we’ll see.

  4. Deacon Jones

    lol, man, I used to whack it to “Riley” all the time in her solo photo shoots. Holy shit has *she* changed!

    She’s all tat’ed up and looks like she put on some weight…anyone else remember her?

  5. i think you are confusing porn stars. i googled this riley jensen slore up and she’s 22yo. So somewhere around 4 years of possible porn stardom.

    I haven’t jerked off to a solo photo shoot since the mid 90s.

    • sorry that’s for deacon.

      • Deacon Jones

        That’s definitely her, she was on one of those “i just turned 18″ websites, and was gorgeous. Now she’s gone and fucking covered both arms/hands with tats, I fucking hate that shit on girls.

      • JuggNuttz

        i recognized her right away, and while i do like tats on a chic, Riley has gone to the extreme side of it. certainly is a very different look from when her and Sara were doing shoots together. im thinking she also had a nose job or rework that was not an upgrade…..

        we know too much about this dont we?

  6. Cock Dr

    I can’t waste any sympathy on someone who has obviously taken to whoring like the proverbial duck takes to water.
    That hookah probably went into Farrah’s backside later in the evening. My bet is that the orange gal got it all on camera.

  7. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    Dick Hell
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    I assume in this instance 3-second rule refers to the length of time since she removed it from her ass.

  8. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    Matt Lauer
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    Oddly enough looking at this photo makes me FEEL stoned. Or maybe it’s just all the pot I smoked a little while ago.

  9. Is it wrong for me to suggest that maybe the wrong parent died? Now that I think about it though, that sure would have made for a different porno. Yep, there probably would have been way less talking.

  10. JC

    Allow me to suggest some possible titles for her reality show:

    “My Big Fat Gaping Anus”
    “Deadliest VD Catch”
    “Here Comes Farrah’s Poo Chute”
    “Who Not to Be”
    “Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader? It’s a Rhetorical Question, Because She Clearly Isn’t”
    “Who Wants to Marry a Rancid Whore?”

  11. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    yoop
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    she’s got a profile like a damn Neanderthal

  12. If I didn’t already know (from this site) that Hollywood Life is full of shit, the phrase “Farrah speaks wise words” would have done it.

  13. You know, if they had more people like Farrah Abraham in Argentina, I bet they wouldn’t be complaining so much about all those death squads that were running rampant in the 1970′s and ’80s. Hear that, unemployed death squads? Head North to Los Angeles, and have at it. If you don’t know who is who, just wander around firing at everything that moves. It’s unlikely you’ll kill anyone we give a shit about anyway.

  14. Cock Dr

    I just wish there was some way to rescue the child.
    The prospect of extremely dumb newbie porn starlet mother moving to LA in search of a “reality show” isn’t a good one for her future.

  15. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    Those are some very pretty thighs!!!

  16. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    Sheppy
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    More smoke please.

  17. eh

    Fish is getting oddly invested in this girl failing. Which is weird, it’s like a sports writer rooting for an athlete to fail. Is his head going to explode when she gets a reality TV show? Is this some sort of exercise to prove that the universe is just? Stay tuned.

  18. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    Rob
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    This skank wears way too much make-up.

  19. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    ThisWillHurt
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    How many shots to the face is she gonna take?

  20. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    ThisWillHurt
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    She knows she’s supposed to swallow, right?

  21. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Oh, god! Please don’t kiss me too! I heard you ate poop off a porn star’s wiener!”

  22. Is this hell? I think we might be in hell. I thought it would be hotter.

  23. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    wayne1983
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    Keep using that kid as a fucking accessory you stupid cunt. You should be punched in the face by every person who walks by you…ever

  24. EricLr

    Bet her daughter’s first sentence was “Mommy lets boys stick their pee pee in her butt for money.”

  25. Is the reality show about her quest to land a porn contract?

  26. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    Jaime
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    First time I’ve seen a woman’s mouth smoke from sucking so much. (ahem)

  27. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    loli
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    I cant even find the words to begin to explain how disgusting this photo is.

  28. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    loli
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    Since when is smoke sexy? All I can think of is stinky hair,bad breath,yellow fingers and cancer.

  29. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    loli
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    The real owner of that car might wanna brush that seat down when she,s done.The sand from her dry vagina is going to get into the seams of the seat.

  30. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    Me
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    How does she even have friends?

  31. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
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    Few things disgust me to the point where I simply cannot look…this picture is one of those things.
    Anyone smoking anything in a picture looks rediculous and stupid,because when I see someone smoking all I can think of is how their hair and clothes smell like cigarettes,their breath must smell like an old ass ash tray and the fact that they´re chewing on cancer sticks – but this picture right here just made me puke in my own mouth.
    Inhaling second hand smoke directly from someone elses mouth is disgusting,and I have seen this girl squirt out of her ass and thought nothing of it.
    I wish she´d OD already.

  32. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    caley
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait, Farrah, you had this up your what?!”

  33. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    Joe Mahma
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    Oh look, it’s Erica Mucci!

  34. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    cc
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    Riley Jensen – a good looking girl who ruined herself with acres of shitty tattoos…and being in porn.

  35. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
    Hmm
    Commented on this photo:

    why is she dressed in her Easter Sunday dress???!!!!

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