Farrah Abraham Can’t Keep The Lies About Her Sex Tape That’s Really A Porno Straight

January 24th, 2014 // 27 Comments
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Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary like, oh I dunno, you’re looking right at her at a porn convention with Ron Jeremy, squirting tit-bag Farrah Abraham is still trying to claim Farrah Superstar: Backdoor Teen Mom was an innocent sex tape she filmed with her “boyfriend” porn star James Deen who betrayed her by leaking it, so she had no choice but to do promotional appearances at strip clubs to sell more copies for her to earn a cut from. Exes, amirite? So, amazingly, it’s taken this long to trip over her own feet while selling this tap-dancing horseshit because here she is on last night’s Couples Therapy deliciously fucking her story all up. Via Gawker:

On last night’s episode, The Real L Word‘s Sada Bettencourt called Abraham out on her blatant lie (part of her story is that James Deen, her sex tape partner, is/was her boyfriend). Bettencourt inquired why someone would hire a camera crew to film a sex tape, causing Abraham to slip and say, “No there was not—there was only me and the camera person.” And then she denied ever saying “camera person.” Literally, she said, “I don’t know if I ever said ‘camera person,’ but there was never a camera person.”

Until now, I’ve been able to safely say I’ve never gotten off from Farrah’s “sex tape.” The second I read the words “camera person,” that was all over. So while I fetch a mop, here’s Farrah losing her shit on Twitter because crying and stamping her feet worked on her parents, so why not the whole Internet?

I love how everyone thinks there was a camera crew to film me having sex with one other person when my partner was holding the camera (WOW)
I think if this is the one thing in the house people make up & use against me & lie about to others #FUCKTHEM #LIERS #LOSERS
It’s amazing these people are all making assumptions and talking about something that they have no idea about, sad #GetALife #SoWrong

If you watch just the trailer for Backdoor Farrah, there’s a moving shot of James Deen holding Farrah with one hand while fingerblasting her with another that’s taken from across the room. So either his dick is 20 feet long and can work a camera (“It’s possible.” – Jon Hamm), or James Deen’s the kid from Chronicle and we’re all going to get lightning stormed in the face. Which is it?

Photo: INFdaily, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Farrah Abraham Ron Jeremy Exxxotica Expo
    Hugh G. Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    A nice picture of my favorite porn star…and Ron Jeremy.

  2. I’d point out that any of her ridiculous lies can be shot down by anyone with working eyes, but considering working eyes allowed her to become famous, they are now a suspect source.

  3. Cock Dr

    She may be THE STUPIDEST person ever featured on this blog and she had to climb a tall pile of porn industry penises to reach that summit.

  4. Shannon5757

    #LIERS?

    Well, to give credit where credit is due, at least she’s smart enough to recognize her skill set. Porn is really her only option in making a living if she can’t even spell “LIARS” correctly. Good Lord….

  5. Farrah Abraham Ron Jeremy Exxxotica Expo
    Commented on this photo:

    A disgusting washed up porn star and Ron Jeremy in the same photo?

  6. Deacon Jones

    (piratebay….piratebay….)
    Im going to get stoned this weekend and watch her movie

    • CK

      Not worth it, find a recent movie to dl instead. Or go to RedBox or stream some Netflix. A FAR much better use of your time.

    • sorry dude, but the pirate bay is a link host for the torrents I described the other day. Even if there is a direct download option available through pirate bay, you will likely be downloading something with a .exe file extension. I’m not sure that is wise.

      Who the fuck doesn’t have a computer? It’s 2014.

  7. Your “partner was holding the camera”? He must be an understanding guy.

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    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
    Commented on this photo:

    In the back of every picture blah blah blah something about a black dude making a funny gesture and completely ignoring the human POS to his left.

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    buzz
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s ugly even for amateur porn standards.

  10. Paddy McC

    So if it’s not a porn, then how did it just win an AVN award for “Best Marketing Campaign” at what is basically the freaking porn Oscars!? How is no one calling her on this?

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    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    Farrah looks like a sex doll. I’m not making a joke – I mean she literally looks like she’s made out of plastic.

  12. Farrah Abraham Exxxotica Expo
    coljack
    Commented on this photo:

    “OK, now which one of you wanted tips on raising your child in Christ?”

  13. I don’t know why she would have said “camera person” in the first place before saying the male lead had the camera. In my investigations into the matter, it does appear that deen holds the camera or it’s on a tripod. or its laying on the bed pointed at abraham’s face while she repeats “it’s in my ass”

    It’s gonzo/POV porn, a common flavor of some sort of GFE pornography to give the end user the virtual experience of themselves being in the action and/or provide a more believable type experience than the cable guy gets fucked stupid in a full production video with camera guys.

  14. I think she is dumb enough to think that there are people out there really do believe her. In all sincerity, I would really surprised if she had an IQ over 90. She is a very, very stupid, spoiled and nasty little bitch.

    My wife used to subject me to this show (and its various satellite shows) and because I enjoy getting a BJ 1-2 times a year I would sit through it. In a show filled with girls so dumb 10 of them couldn’t collectively remember a phone number if you assigned each of them one digit, she, Janelle and Amber Portwood were fighting it out tooth and nail for the title of dumbest of all.

    That all three of them had children being raised by other people was hilarious commentary on the show’s title. I guess, “Dumbest Whores We Could Find” was a bit too on the nose.

  15. Jessica

    Ok you already posted this story about it:
    http://www.thesuperficial.com/teen-mom-farrah-sex-tape-james-deen-04-2013

    In which she LITERALLY says “I hired people”.

    ““I personally hired people to do that so it’s like a wedding video”.

    • I completely forgot about this. In fairness, it’s sort of a thing I do after writing about anyone on this site, or else I wake up on top on of an overpass holding a high-powered rifle.

      Ha! If I had a nickle..

  16. She might literally be the dumbest person on the planet. I mean she is exceptionally stupid.

  17. gary coleman's ghost

    She makes Beetlejuice look like Stephen Hawkings.

  18. She just keeps getting stupider and stupider. It’s a good thing I have no interest in anything she has to say. She’s only good to fap to.

  19. Interred Ferguson

    It would appear she’s also allergic to hedgehogs…..

  20. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    The Hedgehog looks oddly attractive in comparison to her. To be fair, so would an old boot.

  21. Me_Right

    Who cares if she’s pretending it was an amateur shoot?

    She’s laughing all the way to the bank and made more money in her first movie than “The Hedgehog” made in his entire career to date… saw him once at the airport… carrying his clothes in black Hefty bags…

    It was so sad.

    • Bob

      Don’t believe the hype. She made at most 10 000$ for that movie. Semi-celebrities nowadays don’t get cushy contracts for their “sex tapes” like Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian did.

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    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    One girl, one cup(cake).

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