F*ck You, Farrah Abraham, You Were Not Raped

February 6th, 2014 // 76 Comments
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Let me just start this post off by saying as much of an asshole-ish, boob-obsessed dickhead as I am, I understand very serious concepts such as rape culture and victim shaming. In fact, I’ve been pissed to no end watching it happen with the Dylan Farrow situation. So for all those people just itching to call a supposed rape victim a liar, let me divert your attention to Farrah Abraham who’s now claiming on Couples Therapy that she was raped while promoting her sex tape – You know, the one she’s still lying about not being a porno. – and beaten and abused by her parents. Radar Online reports:

“Violence has been a big part of my life,” Abraham, 22, tells InTouch magazine, claiming that her now-divorced parents Debra Danielson and Michael Abraham “would beat me with a belt if I acted out” when she was just a young girl.
She claimed to InTouch, “I had cuts, bruise, welts, swelling and scars. … The abuse tore me down and at times made me feel like not living.”
As a result, Abraham explains, she looked to plastic surgery for a self-esteem boost, spending more then $30,000 on a nose job, chin implant, Botox and two boob jobs.
“Abuse made me feel that I’m never attractive enough,” she says. “I try to be so perfect.”
Despite distancing herself from her parents with a move to Austin, Texas in 2013, Abraham continued to endure more pain after she released her sex tape last year. In the promotional blitz following the tape’s release, Abraham said she surrounded herself with “the wrong type of people” at porn conventions, strip joints, and nightclubs.
She reveals, “I was drugged and raped more than once. It was a dark time.”

I’m just going to start pulling apart this bullshit a piece at time.

The Abuse

If you’ve seen just one episode of Teen Mom, you know Farrah is an absolute spoiled brat who completely dominated her parents. She shit on them constantly while they repeatedly provided a place to live every time she ran out of money on top of basically raising her daughter. Nothing about their interactions suggested a girl who was terrified of physical abuse. In one episode of the show, after her mom bailed her out again, Farrah bitched about a room in their house not being painted to her liking which if you were terrified of someone beating you, is not something you’d ever think of complaining about. Even more damning, the one time Farrah’s mom finally did give her the smack across the face she’d been lacking her whole life, Farrah called the police. As for moving to Texas, to “distance herself” from her parents, she moved next door to her dad so he could babysit.

The Rape

I’m sure Jezebel will write a really nice article highlighting sexual assault in the adult industry and how we shouldn’t simply ignore Farrah’s claims just because she’s a shit stain of a human being. Which is fine, they should do that because rape no matter where it happens is serious. That said, there is no fucking way it happened to Farrah. For starters, she conveniently revealed this on a reality show she lied about being in a relationship to get on. From there, she lied about her sex tape, so is it really that big of a stretch that she would make up shocking details about her life to maximize her screen time? That’s the entire point of her being on the show: To promote brand Farrah. Because if she really was raped, maybe she should’ve gone to a reputable therapist and then done something constructive like using a credible outlet besides a VH1 reality show to shed light on rape in the adult industry. Which is why this is probably the worst shit Farrah Abraham has ever done because there’s nothing that hurts the cause of actual rape victims more than attention whores like her who make up false claims and treat sexual assault like it’s a goddamn prop. I don’t even have a snarky ending for this. Just fuck you. That’s all I have. Fuck you.

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  1. I always thought it was a boy who cried wolf. Seems I learn something new every day.

  2. It's Always Sunny in Atlanta

    Drugged and raped in to asking for it in the pooper? What a piece of shit *puts on glasses*

  3. It's Always Sunny in Atlanta

    Drugged and raped in to asking for it in the pooper? What a piece of… shit *puts on glasses*

  4. The Dude

    Who raped her, Mr. Ed?
    Where are the Elmer’s people when you need them?

  5. Lord Helmet

    She’s like one of those videos about some moron trying to park his car and screwing it up more and more. After a while you’re just sitting there watching what stupid shit she’ll do next.

  6. Cock Dr

    She certainly has been hanging out with some low lifes and she MAY have been raped but no one will ever believe a word that comes out of this mess’s mouth.
    I wonder who’s taking care of the daughter. I hope she’s not with HER.

    • pookie

      she must like getting “raped” because she keeps going back for more. real rape victims should be furious..

  7. j/k

    I had so much respect for you while reading this until I got to the part where you implied you actually watched Teen Mom.

    • Beltliner

      Fish has to watch it as ‘research’ for this dick and titty joke blog. It’s an occupational hazard, and a stain on the soul that no amount of scrubbing can clean.

    • Prez

      The Superficial – watching MTV so you don’t have to.

  8. she means she was raped by James Deen during their professionally scripted and filmed romantic private sex tape

    • Bob

      Or in the soon to be released sequel…Yes, she shot a second movie with the guy, and it’s coming out soon.

  9. palmtreebev

    Sometimes “Fuck You” is the best sign-off of all.

  10. JC

    Correction: Jezebel will write about rape culture in the adult entertainment industry immediately followed by an article blasting Farrah for wearing ugly shoes.

  11. strangeflora

    the girl clearly needs help. not for the issues she claims, but for her obvious pathological liar, narcissistic, and attention-seeking tendencies. can we stop talking about her now? please?

  12. j/k

    I believe if this woman were raped she would have shopped the scoop to various TV outlets while the semen was still warm and long before she decided to lie and get on the show she’s on now. That was a spur-of-the-moment lie she came up with while thinking of how to get more attention.

    Farrah Abraham is for women like Chief Keith is for Black people.

    • *looks up “Chief Keith”*

      “19-year-old rapper sued for screwing over breast cancer charity”

      *closes Google search window, fears that will not be the last I hear of him*

  13. She also claimed she was murdered, dismembered, packaged in garbage bags, spread across a smattering of dumpsters behind various convenience stores, and I’m fully erect.

  14. MD2020

    I listened to about 30 seconds of her music video, so if anything was raped, it was my ears.

    • Deacon Jones

      Music video?
      I thought the screams were a nest full of baby sparrows being stabbed to death with a butter knife.

  15. Hugh G. Rection

    The argument that she wasn’t abused because of how her parents behaved on the show sounds like Barbara Walters logic when she defended Woody Allen.

    • It wasn’t their behavior but hers that makes her abuse story completely unbelievable. Her sense of entitlement bordered on the sociopathic. If you hadn’t noticed her credibility has been an issue a time or two before this.

      • Hugh G. Rection

        I have no idea if she is telling the truth. I agree that her track record isn’t great. However basing it on the parents behavior on tv is a weak argument.

      • mike

        I don’t give a shit either way but I love that she’s being defended by a dude calling himself Hugh. G. Rection.

      • Hugh G. Rection

        Ironic, isn’t it. I’m not exactly defending her. I agree with the assessment that she is a vapid fame whore. Disbelieving the abuse allegation based on the parents behavior in public didn’t work for me.

      • bblueyez77

        he’s not basing it on their behavior but her behavior. it’s rare to be scared shitless of someone and still be so nasty to them.

  16. WhiskeyDust

    Is it just me or does she look like Paul Stanley in drag?

  17. Greg

    Strange, isn’t doing a story and posting her pictures also promoting Brand Farrah?

  18. Jesus Christ. Where do you even start with this vapid cunt? Like most idiots she assumes everyone else is also an idiot, and therefore the non-stop torrent of attention seeking bullshit she spews sounds totally believable to her.

    She has proven 100x over that she will say or do anything to stay in her disgraceful, slime-covered corner of “celebrity.” As stated, anyone that has seen even the briefest interaction between she and her parents knows her story of living in fear of them is utter horseshit. It’s also strange that she would let these abusive monsters raise her daughter while she is making porn and fake-dating dudes to get on another reality show.

    She was schooled from the Kardashian playbook. To them it doesn’t matter that you’re hated, ridiculed, objectified, disrespected, or anything else as long as you can keep grabbing tabloid headlines and keep getting paid. You have to have pride or shame of some kind to feel embarrassment. To them being a disgraceful celebrity is preferable to being average. And when your 15 minutes are coming to a close, just stage a marriage or divorce or sex tape or lie about anything you can to keep your fabricated life fresh in the public’s mind.

  19. Jake

    “I don’t even have a snarky ending for this. Just fuck you. That’s all I have. Fuck you.”

    Brovo Fish…Brovo

  20. It was a “dark time”? when, 3 months ago?

  21. Oh BABY

    “As a result, Abraham explains, she looked to plastic surgery for a self-esteem boost, spending more then $30,000 on a nose job, chin implant, Botox and two boob jobs.”

    This is the after picture of her nose? She needs to get her money back.

  22. Jade

    This girl has an excuse for everything. Unfortunately, they’re all lies that she can’t even keep straight.

  23. Jake

    “I was drugged and raped more than once”

    Translation: her asshole was sore the day after she went to the CES afterparty with Ron Jermey.

    Sorry Farrah, being a willing participant at an orgy is NOT rape.

  24. Miss_Moppet

    Fish, as both a feminist and as a victim of horrible physical abuse, I want you to know that I adore you for all that you say and do.

    Even the boob pictures.

    That is all.

    • cmonreally

      Fish, as both a feminist and someone who was never subjected to anything abusive (yet somehow still ended up fucked up), I also adore you for everything you do.

      Although I would appreciate more Hamm dong.

  25. Awesome rant, Fish!!

  26. Listening too this silly twat is like watching someone with no feet trying to balance while walking across a frozen lake.

  27. Double standards…

  28. SolaScriptura

    Stop making stupid people famous. Stop devoting so much as a single paragraph to anything she tries next. Just stop.

  29. Aunt Cracker

    Normally I would have given you the absolute shadow of a doubt but if there’s a level past pathological, that’s you.

  30. Horrible exploitive TV show, porn tape that was an accident and with her “boyfriend” of the few hours it took to shoot; now a rape allegation…

    All that is left is Jesus. She is going to be saved and end up on some late night cable Christian money grab by the end of the year.

  31. skilo

    As someone who was physically and verbally abused for a lot of their life, I can tell you that abuse victims don’t have the raging narcissistic personality and sense of entitlement this whore has. You just don’t. And I think if Farrah had been raped she would have filed a police report and milked her experience for all the publicity she could. She is just disgusting, vile and one of the biggest fame whores to ever exist.

  32. Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist

    She is a seriously worthless piece of human garbage, but I still wouldn’t mind her slippery little asshole sliding up and down my dick for a couple hours.

  33. illuminati

    She not exactly the type of girl you’d have to rape, if you know what I’m saying…

  34. Rober Downe J

    Article-writer almost sounds like he’s wanking it to the thought of a comatose Teen Mom as he types.

  35. This is a new level of disgusting. Farrah is such a contemptible person. Lying about rape? Anybody who does that is the scum of the earth in my eyes. I’m done with her.

  36. Something seriously wrong with this chick. She is majorly fucked in the head.

  37. Dr.J

    Yeah. Some people are like, “If there’s a God, then why does he allow suffering and pain?” Nah, I get that kind of God. You know, it builds character, and yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death and all that. No. It’s fucked up people like this getting a pass/encouragement in society that makes me question a higher power. Why, dear Lord, WHY?

  38. Mike Walker

    So your argument is that her claim is untrue because:

    1. She lied about other stuff
    2: She loves attention
    3: She should’ve went to the police

    That sounds like pretty much every rape victim dismissal I’ve ever heard.

  39. sc4play

    Come on Fish! Tell us how you REALLY feel!! :)

  40. I can’t stand her, but at the same time I want to know what other stupid shit she has done. She does bring the stupid by the truck load and that means more traffic to the site.

    With that being said Fish, Brovo! (I’m helping Tom Frank’s Ghost make it a thing). It shows that even you can only stomach so much of this.

  41. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m waiting for someone to comment “Dis how chicken does anal!”

  42. bblueyez77

    she was so nasty to her mother, that i doubt if she was in jeopardy of getting her ass beat she would have acted that way.

  43. Dick Thunder

    who has a nose job to make their nose BIGGER?

  44. this cunt gives cunts a bad name.

  45. Adult Nightclub Owner

    As a female owner of one of the Gentleman’s Clubs that Farrah was brought in to “host” at, I am beyond pissed off at her claims of being in ‘unsafe environments’ both at the clubs and the conventions. Claiming that these are the places she was drugged an raped is unbelievable! One of the conventions that she attended last year, I have personally attended every year for the past 5 years. I did see her there in August last year. Not once at this convention have I felt uneasy or in a bad situation. If anything, the adult nightclub industry is a very close knit group that watches out for its own.
    As for her time at the clubs themselves, I want to scream “Shut the Fuck Up”!!!! We run a very safe environment. No entertainer, bartender or waitress ever walks out of our doors alone. There is always an owner, bouncer, dj, etc to provide an escort to her car. And if I remember correctly, providing security for her was part of her contract – so we actually had extra guys on schedule that night. Fuck her for saying that she was drugged and raped in the Gentleman’s clubs that she approached to emply her! I’m not saying that every club is as safe as the owns I own, but If she didn’t do the research on the clubs she was going to (who owns them, their locations) then that’s on her. To group them all together as being dangerous is just stupid – but then, so is the source.

  46. Not defending this fame whore POS, but there was NOTHING said on Couple’s therapy about her getting raped. She didn’t reveal anything like that. Watch the show again and quit speculating. We don’t know what she really said to Dr. Jen. Just sayin.

  47. Fish, if you end up scrolling this far down that comments, let me take a serious moment and respond to this:

    “because there’s nothing that hurts the cause of actual rape victims more than attention whores like her who make up false claims and treat sexual assault like it’s a goddamn prop. I don’t even have a snarky ending for this. Just fuck you. That’s all I have. Fuck you.”

    With a solid and resounding THANK YOU.

  48. *the. Curses to the quick typing.

  49. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Smoking Hookah Vivid Cabaret Launch Party
    Commented on this photo:

    horse face.

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