Farrah Abraham Is The ‘New Economy,’ You Guys

If you’ve ever wondered how Farrah Abraham ended up on Teen Mom in the first place only to immediately transition to porn – with a minor in vagina-themed merchandise – it’s because her dipshit parents never told her “no” and will completely swallow her bullshit like she swallows dongs at work. (Have kids? You should be writing this down.) Which brings us to their defense of her return to Teen Mom on Facebook while touting her as a captain of industry in this “new economy” that’s apparently anal sex-based. *calls up broker* Put all my money in butts. — No, not literally. This time. Via Fishwrapper:

Then someone asked him what he and Farrah’s mother, Debra Danielsen, really thought about Farrah’s career choices:
To find out what Debra and I think about Farrahs business ventures (and yes they are business) you will have to check out two up coming shows that will be aired this Spring… And a few other shows we are working on. But I’ll share this FACT with you …. Legally Farrah has NOT sold her body…. Yes you have your right to your opinion but your wrong. Honestly I can’t wait for you to see how I feel about this topic… You and the world will have to stay tuned and I hope you do!
So when you have to point out that your daughter hasn’t “legally” sold her body, something’s gone wrong somewhere, right? At some point along the line, something didn’t quite work out. But still, Mike’s defense of Farrah here doesn’t compare to Debra’s:
I am proud of my daughter and family. Farrah is a business woman who works some days 12 to 14 hours. She isn’t out of control or doing crazy things, rather she is contributing to the new economy.

Also, before you go judging Farrah, her parents would like you to know that one of the other Teen Moms totally just got pregnant again — OUT OF WEDLOCK. That’s way worse than lying about a man being your boyfriend and having premarital sex with him in a pornographic film that you also lied about and said was a private sex tape. With a sequel. Who doesn’t make a sequel? Those people are the real harlots! BURN THEM.

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