Farrah Abraham Is More Kardashian Than Porn Star Now, Plastic And Evil

Here are Farrah Abraham’s new lip injections that she tweeted from the ER for attention. Although, in her defense, at least it’s not anal porn for once. She uses it way too much as a crutch.

“Ma’am, this coupon is expired.”
“Oh, is it?” *shoves entire shopping cart up anus*
“MY BABY! MY BABY WAS IN THERE!”
“Mommy, it’s dark! I can’t breathe!”
“Somebody let me out there’s a child in here!”
“This is TV actor Charlie Sheen. Are we near Taco Bell yet? I paid good money for this cab.”
“Never mind, Charlie Sheen’s in here, too. I’ll stay.”
“… We’re still not taking your coupon.”
“Goddammit.”

THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutFacebookTwitter

Photos: Twitter