Taking Off Their Makeup Is No Longer The Worst Thing That’s Happened To KISS And Other News

August 27th, 2013 // 24 Comments

- Deena Cortese is like a fine wine. (Wine turns into a warthog as it ages, right?) [Dlisted]

- Gwyneth Paltrow hosted an “English garden party.” What does that even mean?! [Lainey Gossip]

- Get Back In The Game With Some Sexy Girls In Sports Bras [theCHIVE]

- Jenny McCarthy and Donnie Wahlberg is happening in real life unlike vaccines causing autism, you stupid fartbox. [tooFab]

- Let us bow our heads in reverence of the time Hot Donna posed for Maxim. [BuzzFeed]

- Adriana Lima‘s in lingerie. [Popoholic]

- Cheryl Cole got a tattoo on her entire ass. [IDLYITW]

- Vanessa Hudgens in Daisy Dukes, anyone? [Hollywood Tuna]

- Alexa Vega‘s tweeting bikini pics now. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- I’m telling myself this is Ryan Gosling and reality can go fuck itself in the dick. [FilmDrunk]

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  1. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Horf!

  2. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Fat Albert
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow…something even Gene Simmons wouldn’t put his tongue on.

  3. gunhumper

    i guess i’m just not hip enough to grok this title.

    • Pat C.

      Well, you probably didn’t want to look closely at the pictures (neither do I), but she is wearing a Gene Simmons bikini. I’m sure Simmons has banged groupies just as bad as her; you don’t bang 5000 females by being too picky.

  4. Looks like a candidate for the pump and dump.

  5. Photo Boy, Fish, listen to me, listen, please please please please don’t post any pics if Gene vomits blood and breathes fire.

  6. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Doesn’t KISS sell a coffin?

    I mean…she’s already at the beach..

  7. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    You show us everything you’ve got
    You keep on ass-to-mouthin’ and the room gets hot
    You drive us wild, please drive into a bridge abutment
    You say you wanna go for a spin
    The party’s just begun, who the hell let you in?
    You drive us wild, please drive into a lake
    You keep on gapin’, you keep on gapin’

    I wanna disinfect all night, and take antibiotics every day
    I wanna disinfect all night, and take antibiotics every day
    I wanna disinfect all night, and take antibiotics every day

  8. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss, ummmmm Miss? Your vaginal sponge just fell out and it’s starting to slither away. Miss? It’s smells awful bad, could you please turn around a stick it back in? LOOK LADY, IT’S ATTRACTING DOGS AND SCARING THE CHILDREN!!!!

  9. ZZZ

    It doesn’t apply to many “famous” women, but this girl is a flat out DOG. And yes, that is an insult to most dogs..She is so damn UGLY.

  10. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Kiss it? No thanks, I’ve seen what’s been in there.

  11. I swear this bitch looks like she’s been beaten with a Dirt Devil vacuum..

  12. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    Say what you want about her, but she’s got a nice dumper.

  13. desiree d

    this 2nd breast augmentation is an improvement from the 1st one- her boob gap is fixed

  14. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    That tongue can not like what it tastes!

  15. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    GB
    Commented on this photo:

    I know she is a ho but i would put my tongue on hers.

  16. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    Its too bad she wasn’t smarter and a bit classier. She really probably could have been a more mainstream model/spokesperson. Of course she has her scene now in the anal annals of the world, but she is a very pretty girl that might of had some potential if she wasn’t in such a (bum) rush (lol) to get more famous.

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    iceree5463
    Commented on this photo:

    She needs to start squatting

  18. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Gap!

  19. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice Gap!

  20. Farrah Abraham KISS Bikini
    GAC
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh my, I wish that was my tongue.

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