Farrah Abraham Has ‘Surpassed’ Kim Kardashian, You Guys

When Kim Kardashian released her sex tape, she used it to launch a multimedia reality TV empire that’s netted her millions of dollars along with two kids from the biggest batshit rapper on the planet. When Farrah Abraham released (both of) hers, she had to keep doing the same shitty reality show she was already on, but with the added prestige of selling rubber copies of her butthole and launching a webcam site. Couple that with a newfound reputation for lying about rape, and sure, I’ll entertain the notion that she’s “surpassed” Kim Kardashian because they both fucking suck, and I hope they die in hell. Us Weekly reports:

During the interview, host [Nik] Richie pointed out Abraham’s growing success, noting that her every move “gets picked up” by the media.
“You are like Kim Kardashian,” he said. “Anything Kim Kardashian says, automatic news. Do you put yourself into that category of Kardashian?”
The Teen Mom OG star, 24, responded, “I’ve been beating out Kim on a lot of things,” before the host pressed, “Do you think you’ve surpassed Kim Kardashian?”
“I think I’ve surpassed her in certain aspects,” Abraham replied. “Then again, I conduct myself and my brand in a different way and my life in a very different journey.”
She added, “I think I’m doing very well, if not better.”

Because Nik Ritchie has gone full-on starfucker, let me make something clear: Nothing about Farrah Abraham is news. Nothing. What you’re reading right now? Not news. She’s an optimized search engine result that directs a profitable amount of suckers to my Internet page because they saw her do stupid shit on TV. That’s it. She’s clickbait. Big-titted, butthole-squirting clickbait. And soon there’ll be another piece of clickbait just like her, and when that happens, it won’t be news either because there will never be anything that’s important about Farrah Abraham until the day her daughter lobs her head off for not charging her iPad. And even then.

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