Farrah Abraham Got Kicked Out of Rehab

July 9th, 2013 // 24 Comments
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Lindsay Lohan is probably one of the biggest, most self-entitled cunt of all the troubled celebrities out there and even she’s managed to never get herself kicked out of rehab even after drunkenly assaulting the staff. So it’s no small feat that Farrah Abraham managed to get herself bounced from a 10-day bullshit stint where she was allowed to stay in a luxury hotel across the street. Radar reports:

Among the issues: The single mother-of-one got involved in an argument with a nurse, tried to take photos of another patient, Tan Mom, during group therapy and upset fellow patients and counsellors, who complained to management that she acted like a bully.
Bosses at the clinic — she entered a 10-day outpatient program last Monday — were so fed up that they made the move against her on Monday afternoon after first trying to evict her on the eve of July 4.
“This was a long time coming… Farrah pleaded with them to stay last week and pledged her commitment to the program,” the source said.
“Lukens was reluctant but offered her a second chance. The staff didn’t throw her out then because they wanted her to get the treatment that she needs.”
Then, on Monday, Farrah caused yet another uproar when she supposedly invited a paparazzi photographer to the venue to take photos of herself, according to the insider. The man was ejected from the facility’s grounds.
Other instances of poor behavior included a series of diva-style demands, such as requesting a juicer be delivered to her hotel, the source said.
“Farrah could have stayed on the grounds of Lukens and had access to their facilities, the chefs and the center’s a la carte menu, but instead she opted to stay at a hotel,” the insider revealed.
“Still, she demanded the same luxuries that the center offers its patients be available to her at the hotel.”

Except what’s really amazing is they’re still going to mark Farrah as having completed the program which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. I get that this is one of those horseshit rehabs that cater to celebrities, but she’s not even a real celebrity. If she was such a pain in the ass, you tell whoever is in charge of her DUI case that she was a goddamn brat who didn’t rehabilitate shit, and then laugh at her while she’s in jail. What’s the worst she’s going to do? Not recommend your facility the next time she gets banged in the ass? Or is that like 5 stars on Yelp to you people? I admit I’m speaking from a place of ignorance here.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. joe

    I wonder if she got kicked out the back door?

    (I’ll show myself out.)

  2. What type of scam joint runs a 10 day outpatient drug and/or alcohol rehab?

    Oh, right this is the place where Michael Lohan wanted Lindsay to do her rehab.

  3. The Superficial Writer's Super-Ego

    Riley is hot.

  4. EricLR

    ” If she was such a pain in the ass, you tell whoever is in charge of her DUI case that she was a goddamn brat who didn’t rehabilitate shit”

    Speaking of pains in the ass and shit, that reminds me. I really need to order her video.

  5. Sheppy

    I missed the back-story on her being admitted to rehab… what she do?

  6. Lemmiwinks

    Kill it with fire.

  7. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
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    Few things disgust me to the point where I simply cannot look…this picture is one of those things.
    Anyone smoking anything in a picture looks rediculous and stupid,because when I see someone smoking all I can think of is how their hair and clothes smell like cigarettes,their breath must smell like an old ass ash tray and the fact that they´re chewing on cancer sticks – but this picture right here just made me puke in my own mouth.
    Inhaling second hand smoke directly from someone elses mouth is disgusting,and I have seen this girl squirt out of her ass and thought nothing of it.
    I wish she´d OD already.

  8. I feel like the presence of Teen Mom Farrah and Tan Mom together in this bullshit rehab center should be a better source for comedy than what we’re actually getting from Fish today.

  9. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
    Commented on this photo:

    “Wait, Farrah, you had this up your what?!”

  10. eh

    Well, at least Fish doesn’t have to write about her anymore now that she’s a non-celebrity like he said she would be. The silence is truly deafening.

  11. She’s no Lohan. Lohan is a veteran ho and knows how to play the game. I predict progressively nastier porn, more grotesque plastic surgery and death within five years for this one. She was born to lose.

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    Joe Mahma
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, it’s Erica Mucci!

  13. michelle fucking thorne

    thank you for acknowledging her lack of celebrity status…she aint shit

  14. I didn’t know you could get kicked out of rehab

  15. Since when do amateur porn stars get this much press?

  16. Farrah Abraham Riley Jensen Smoking Hookah
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    Riley Jensen – a good looking girl who ruined herself with acres of shitty tattoos…and being in porn.

  17. Farrah Abraham Smoking Hookah
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    why is she dressed in her Easter Sunday dress???!!!!

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