Did Farrah Abraham Get A New Nose?

Farrah Abraham has been making a big deal all week about her third boob job, which was absolutely about attention and selling more fuckable butthole dolls, but also was clearly a smokescreen to distract from whatever the hell she did to her schnozz because I’m pretty sure it didn’t used to like that. More importantly, because I just milked all the SEO I need out of Farrah so she can goddamn die now, LeAnn Rimes has been reduced to attending the same Halloween parties as Real Housewives and amateur porn stars, which is really the main theme of this post even though I never once mentioned it in the headline or description like a champ. Go journalism!

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