Farrah Abraham Is Still A Popular Search Term Somehow, So Here Are Her Implants At A Strip Club

August 21st, 2013 // 36 Comments
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“Sir, for the last time, I’m not a stripper. I’m an actr- are those hundreds?”

So remember when I joked on that Elin Nordegren post about how I’m part of the machine that’s destroying society? It’s true. I am. Because here are pics of Farrah Abraham which you people will click the shit out of because I got you hooked on clicking the shit out of them and it’s a horrible, squirting anal-cycle that none of us will ever get clean from. All I ever wanted was for you to like me! And maybe generate pageviews so I don’t have to wear pants or do anything non-hermit-like because humanity is a sewer. Is that so wrong?

Photos: Fame/Flynet, Getty, Pacific Coast News, WENN

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  1. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Go grind on some ugly stranger’s dick for cash!”
    “Sure!”
    “Now go pose for a picture with that anal slut from the thing everyone forgot about!”
    “Jesus! Do I have to?”

  2. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
    ThisWillHurt
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    This is a wax statue, right?

  3. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
    ThisWillHurt
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    I’m with you, average looking woman with real breasts and prefers it in the vagina.

  4. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    (5 seconds earlier)

    “Where is that smell coming from?”

  5. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    blue sushi still looks more real than her tits.

  6. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    Looks like play dough

  7. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    Every now and then, she’ll be photographed from and angle that makes her look…not like her. In this pic, her face is giving off a Jasmine Guy vibe, but really that just makes me think I owe Jasmine Guy an apology.

  8. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
    Little Tongue
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    Wonder what this cake tasted like. Probably like anal stuff. Sad.

  9. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
    Little Tongue
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    Thanks for smoking your life away, Farrah! We DO appreciate! :)

  10. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    Everyone in this picture is thinking they may have just hit rock bottom.

  11. She is extraordinarily hideous

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    Paully Boston Baby!
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow, that chic on the right. Sorry Farrah, UPSTAGED!

  13. Were promotional appearances part of the contract she signed before her secret, personal sex tape was leaked against her will?

  14. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    3-1 says the sushi is Totino’s pizza rolls wrapped in Cool Whip.

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    alex
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    the sushi looks real. the tits look fake. meh.

    The real question is, does anyone, even anyone on this site full of degenerates, think watching her eat sushi is hot or sexy or anything but plain old meh?

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    edvard Munch
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    A face a from behind sexual encounter will only occur.

  17. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    I actually enjoyed her sex tape. I hope she makes more porn.

  18. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    Corey Feldman’s posse.

  19. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
    Beer Baron
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    Joe Camel is looking pretty hot after his sex change.

  20. Why won’t this dumbass just go away?

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    Weirdo
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    They all look like Cinderella and her sisters beaten with an ugly stick!

  22. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    her plastic surgeon needs his license revoked, what is that awful chin implant? The old nose went with her face and the change did not make a positive impact. And the only person with a more horrific boob job is that old man from jersey shore.

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    look at those beauties! Honey, where is the sushi delivery menu?

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    You can always tell a slut by how torn you are between fucking them and strangling them with a length of hosiery.

  25. Farrah Abraham Cleavage Implants Crazy Horse III Gentlemens Club
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    Yo, when did the Lincoln Tunnel get so sexy?

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    jepu
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    Am I the only one who thinks she looks a bit trans-gender in that picture?

  27. mark

    I just don’t get why this hilariously deformed, adult-diaper-needing, anal gapery was (or is) considered someone men would like to see nude and having sex. she’s, as I’ve said, hilariously deformed (something in the eye/upper nose area – like a mongloid almost) and you can bet, smelly. motherfucking stinky!! and you never know, with a gaped, corn-wagon like this nitwit has, you just can’t be sure whether or not a brown brick is going to fall onto you while banging this vile, putrid retard. who the hell wants to nail a retarded girl?

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    Meh
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    Why the long face, Farrah?

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