Farrah Abraham Is Still A Popular Search Term Somehow, So Here Are Her Implants At A Strip Club

The Superficial / August 21, 2013

“Sir, for the last time, I’m not a stripper. I’m an actr- are those hundreds?”

So remember when I joked on that Elin Nordegren post about how I’m part of the machine that’s destroying society? It’s true. I am. Because here are pics of Farrah Abraham which you people will click the shit out of because I got you hooked on clicking the shit out of them and it’s a horrible, squirting anal-cycle that none of us will ever get clean from. All I ever wanted was for you to like me! And maybe generate pageviews so I don’t have to wear pants or do anything non-hermit-like because humanity is a sewer. Is that so wrong?

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