Farrah Abraham’s Bikini Photo Shoots Are Just Getting Sad Now

January 21st, 2014 // 58 Comments

Because she has no discernible talents or skills outside of anal squirting and teen pregnancy, Farrah Abraham has to pose for bikini photos to make ends meets despite already launching a career in porn that she’s still trying to pretend was a sex tape with professional lighting, editing, and adult film star James Deen. But, anyway, here’s her latest shoot showing off her cartoon tits which seems innocent in a famewhorish way enough until you ask yourself, wait a minute, who’s she throwing the football to? It’s herself. She’s playing football with herself. Yeah…

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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    Hugh G. Rection
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    After seeing the Ron Jeremy pictures, Backdoor Teen Mom is actually a welcome relief.

  2. Farrah Abraham Bikini Throwing Football
    Hugh G. Rection
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    If Kim K tried the same pose, we wouldn’t be able to see her face.

  3. Farrah Abraham Bikini Throwing Football
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    is that a hike or did she squirt it out?

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    Fish, PLEASE tell us you didn’t pay a whole lot for these pics. I couldn’t get past this one, I starting thinking of her fetid taint and had to stop.

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    Deacon Jones
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    I’m having a hell of a time trying to find her fucking video online for free.

    • srsly?

      1. Download bittorrent or another torrent downloading client
      2. google: “backdoor teen mom torrent”
      3. wade through the bullshit on the internet pages. Usually the big flashing “click here to download” is some direct download bullshit malware. Look for the link “magnet link” or “torrent download” This download should take about 0.5 seconds.
      4. Open the torrent file, it should pop up bit torrent or your torrent client.
      5. Open downloaded file, jerk off.

    • BlinkyTheFish

      ‘Man unable to find free online porn’ sounds like an Onion article.

    • Deacon. I’m surprised to hear you say that. Have you ever heard of thepiratebay? All porn users have to know how to get their porn for free. It’s so easy. You don’t even have to try to find porn and you’ll still find some.

      I downloaded hers the day it was released. It’s a keeper. Tila Tequila’s new one is better, though.

      • Deacon Jones

        Thanks McBeef.
        The problem Don is I dont own an actual computer. I have a work laptop and until about 12 months ago I could get away with watching porn on it. Now they have this crazy firewall on it and I cant do shit on it even if im off the network.

        All I have is a Nexus 7 tablet to spank to, lol. Maybe piratebay works on that, I doubt I can pull off McBeefs stuff. I never heard of a “bit torrent” but Im so fucking clueless with computers I would likely be arrested with my luck

      • I understand. You got to get a computer of you’re own soon. There’s porn to watch.

  6. catapostrophe

    Is there any way this site could post fewer updates about what this sad, pitiful, misshapen person is doing? Better yet–none at all?

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    I know it is wrong of me to say this given that she’s a vapid, useless cunt but I’d still stick it in her pooper if she’s let me…just sayin’.

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    ShesMine
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    “I am SO FREAKIN” WIDE! SEE?!”

  9. CK

    Aw, nice day at the beach.

    Wait, where’s her kid?

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    Dugger
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    Farrah’s shoot lasted 15 minutes beyond the golden hour – just like her career.

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    ShesMine
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    More “ho-hum” than anything.

  12. i’ve seen that tight end wide open.

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    joe
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    This is the easiest way for her to catch a football.

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    Scott
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    Look what I queefed out!!

  15. Is…is she wearing an adult diaper here?? I think she’s actually shooting a Depends commercial.

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    Doctor_Joystick
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    You know that “Footprints in the Sand” poem? This picture reminds me of that. But here you can replace the being carried by God part with a giant dong and it still works.

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    What position does she play? Tight end?

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    gary coleman's ghost
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    She has better form than Tim Tebow.

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    CuriousTroll
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    she fixed her nose now too! still ugly, stringy, hard silicon tits bolted on, barf.

  20. Judge Chamberlain Haller

    While she is a fame whore to the Nth degree, I feel somewhat sorry for her. She looks like she is on her way to circle the drain.

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    coljack
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    I’ve got this nagging feeling of deja vu. Why does this pose look so familiar? Oh, that’s right – it’s the traditional stance from which you write a Christian parenting book.

  22. JimBB

    Well, she would throw the ball to someone who gives a rat’s ass, but that’s impossible.

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    Dirty Travolta
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    Can someone pass me the ranch dressing please …

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    rican
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    After seeing her busted holes, no mystery in this photo.

  25. kery

    Her body is ugly, she should gain some weight.

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    Father Dougal
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    Psssst! Farrah! Taylor Swift wants her bathing suit back.

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    At least her calves don’t look TOO terribly bad. I guess.
    “Be sure to buy Vivid Video’s new steamy adventure, The Calves of Farrah. (Film does NOT contain any bestiality…but maybe it should.)”

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    Jeebus Krypto, girly. These photos are simply bullshit and you’re beginning to demean yourself. *goofy grin*. Get some self esteem, ya dumb cunt, and go back to sucking dicks and taking it up the ass. Maybe then people love you long time. Not me. But someone.

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    Those are the ugliest fucking bikini bottoms gawd ever created. The top ain’t so good, either. Then again, the filling is a bit on the wanting side as well.

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    Could there be, maybe, just one fucking picture in this one-horse menagerie that’s worth looking at?

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    Kuro
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    Why does this skeleton have oranges bolted to its chest?

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    harvey korman says
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    I’d lick it clean after her morning coffee poop.

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    rafa
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    stupid bitch.who the fuck does that kind of dumb ass photos? go make another disgusting porn video and cut the crap, nobody cares about an ugly bitch faking to play sports alone in the fucking beach

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    Dan
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    is her face too big for her head or her head too big for her body? her face is fucking HUGE…. and nasty…

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    Squirt power activate!

    She looks like a sex doll, though, a more soulless and less human sex doll. It’s fucking creepy.

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