Farrah Abraham Got Thrown Out Of A Hamptons Party

“I can see my butt squirt from here!”

Noted Christian author Farrah Abraham was reportedly dragged out of a Hamptons party by security after having her RSVP declined which has never once happened in the history of etiquette. (Don’t Google that.) Page Six reports:

She turned up to Beautique at the Capri hotel in Southampton for a Bella magazine bash after she’d had her RSVP declined.
“She refused to leave, and had to be escorted out by three security guards,” says a spy. “A whole scene was made.”
Abraham, however, insists, “I was confirmed twice,” and adds, “One guard helped me walk out . . . and said, ‘I wish I was at your party instead.’” Right.

In Farrah Abraham’s defense, she’s a honest, hard-working woman who would not tell a lie, so let’s just assume this was a simple mix-up of forgetting to a bring a rubber mold of her vagina for the host. It’s not only what Jesus would do, it’s proper manners. Society was built on rules, people.

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