Farrah Abraham Is The Hero Feminism Deserves, Not The One It Needs Right Now

September 4th, 2013 // 41 Comments
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Back in May, Jezebel decided to go after Chrissy Teigen for calling Farrah Abraham a “slut” because it’d be totes post-modern cool to pretend Farrah is a regular Rosie Riveter making porn look like an expression of feminine freedom and not the entirely opportunistic cash grab she’s still lying about it not being. Which makes it all the more hilarious that Jezebel has finally jumped on the bandwagon called that Farrah is an idiot because here they are pointing out she has no fucking clue what the word feminist even means after claiming her full-fledged, undeniable porno was a sex tape with her “boyfriend” who leaked it behind her back, so she had no choice but to sell it because that’s entirely how that process works:

After some discussion of her recent work, interviewer Allie Conti asked Abraham about how her “sex tape came about.” Abraham responded by saying that it happened because of “how I live my life.” Explaining that she’s “22″ “very sexual” and “single”, Abraham continued to assert that she made the tape with then-boyfriend James Deen, who leaked it, forcing her to sell it to Vivid, despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary that any of that is true.
Then Conti remarks that it’s “pretty shitty” that Deen released the tape, using that remark as a segue into asking Abraham if she considers herself a feminist. That’s the point at which the following exchange occurred:
 
Do you consider yourself a feminist?
I’m pretty feminine. I think so.
 
Not feminine — feminist.
What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?
 
No, that’s not what I’m asking at all.
What context are you saying it in?
 
It’s a complicated concept, but I guess at it’s most basic, it means that women are equal to men.
Oh, I definitely feel that women are equal to men. No doubt about that. I mean women should have equal rights to men, every day.

“What does that mean, you’re a lesbian or something?” Holy shit, do you people owe Chrissy Teigen an apology. And without being bitchy about it! (I’m kidding. We both know that’s not gonna happen.)

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Hugh Jass

    When does Backdoor Teen Mom 2 come out?

  2. Goose

    She looks pretty good in those shots. Much better than usual.

  3. elephantman

    I’d hit it!

  4. alex

    I am coining the phrase, idiocy-porn.

  5. Cock Dr

    I hope her daughter can rise above her sordid childhood and grow up to be a genuine feminist.

  6. Griefer

    She’s not a slut; She’s a whore.

  7. Wladimir Klitschko

    Ewww!

  8. ruckus

    At least after a hard days work, I don’t have to shove a Popsicle up my ass.

  9. I’m overcome with the desire to beat her to death with a dictionary.

    Ok, not “to death”, but acutely (that means “you’re a lesbian” you stupid cunt)

  10. Farrah Abraham Bikini Betty Bangs
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    So, it turns out breast implant scars are the one thing I can’t whack to.

  11. I think when Gloria Steinem, was developing the modern version of American Feminism in the late 60′s I think she actually defined a woman’s right to squirt.

    If I recall correctly, not many of us knew about women that can squirt but thanks to Gloria Steinem, Ms. Magazine, and now Farrah Abraham, women can be free to squirt as they wish, just as we men are.

    I think we are just fortunate that Jesus loves squirters, Tim Tebow and America.

  12. Billie Jean King is sitting in a dark room, slowly loading a revolver next to an empty bottle of Early Times right about now.

  13. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Could someone give this pathetic oxygen thief a poisoned dildo and put her out of our misery?

    By the way, it looks like the case of poisoned anal lube we sent to the Kardashians was intercepted. It must have been – Kayne is still alive.

  14. mk

    She scares me.

  15. Farrah Abraham Bikini Betty Bangs
    Sally McPants
    Commented on this photo:

    If Billy Joel and his daughter had a baby, that baby would be… no. Wait. If Billy Joel had diarrhea, that runny poo would be Farrah.

  16. I cant decide if I want to forcibly insert vocabulary words into her brain or kitchen knives into her eyeballs

  17. I jerk off to support feminism.

  18. Yup

    What a dumbfuck whore…

  19. Farrah Abraham Bikini Betty Bangs
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    Remember when she wanted to be a chef? Do you think she thought it stood for Cock Hound Expecting Fame?

  20. We’re surprised at this?

    TMZ: “Farrah, could you elaborate?”
    FARRAH: “A library?”
    TMZ: “Elaborate.”
    FARRAH: “Eee–lab–or–ate…”
    TMZ: “Can you confirm its existence?”
    FARRAH: “I don’t…exist…anything about that.”

  21. EDWARD ELIZABETH HITLER

    Ooh careful, you’ll anger the feminists:

    http://www.hackcanada.com/canadian/zines/spacemoose/midterm2.gif

  22. She should consider herself lucky that she doesn’t know what feminism is. These days it’s by and large hatred of men and never allowing women to face the consequences of their actions.

  23. Grand Dragon

    These women fight among themselves about who is a slut while men still own and are in charge of everything on Earth.

  24. The most useless bitch on the planet.

  25. JungleRed

    Nobody owes anybody an apology. Chrissy Tiegen is a slut, too. She’s the slightly less tarnished pot calling the kettle black. In the end they both make money off providing jerk material to losers. Losers that don’t have the self esteem to jerk off to better looking women.

    BTW, you realize Jezebel is not one person, right?

    • It sounds as if you believe that all models — Victoria’s Secret, Sports Illustrated, etc. — are somehow “sluts” who provide “jerk material to losers” (not to be confused with jerk material for guys who simply want a quick handy and like to look at beautiful women during the process).

      You are an immature asshole and need to go to bed so you are up in time for the barn-raising tomorrow. Don’t forget — you’re in charge of the lemonade this time.

  26. D Wolfe

    ..wait….you mean getting butt f****d by a porn star on camera, and then “leaking” that video, doesn’t make you an icon for the feminist community??…who knew!..

  27. BPSoup

    Why do so many girls that need nose jobs get boob jobs instead?

  28. Farrah’s story just gets better and better. Maybe she should make an effort to become literate, then start writing fantasy novels.

  29. Farrah is a strong woman-people have no right to insult her.

  30. Farrah Abraham Bikini Betty Bangs
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    Seriously nice Gap!

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