Farrah Abraham Doesn’t Even Know What The Book She ‘Wrote’ Is About
If you’ve been following the illustrious, blowin’ all the haters away career of Farrah Abraham, then you know she’s joined the elite ranks of morons with a ghostwriter even though everyone knows they can’t read or write. Which can be lucrative provided you’re never asked even the most basic questions about the book you supposedly wrote. Try and avoid that at all costs. Via Huffpost:
The book has been touted by its publisher, Ellora’s Cave, as based on Abraham’s experiences in the adult industry. Abraham , however, is quick to claim the similarities between her and Fallon end there.
“Yes, I had a sex tape, the book talks about sex tapes, but Fallon Opal is way different. The story is way different,” she explained in a recent interview with The Huffington Post. Abraham said Opal is “way different” than herself because the character doesn’t have a child and didn’t start out as a reality star. Except she did: Fallon gets her start on reality television, a fact Abraham has seemingly forgotten about.
Discrepancies like that might make it hard for some to believe that Abraham possesses the talent and creativity necessary to even craft a story that wasn’t just a page ripped out of her own diary (with some names changed for legal reasons).
That was Farrah Abraham having no idea about a main character she claims to have written three entire novels about. Although, in fairness, she also doesn’t seem to remember the details of her alleged rape, so maybe memory retention isn’t exactly her strong suit. We all have weaknesses:
When asked about the assault, Abraham said, “I mean I personally would not name names and other things I had to deal with after that article came out I probably shouldn’t be talking about it. But, like, there’s a lot of that. That goes on in clubs and a lot of celebrities deal with things like that. And that’s really sad.”
Wait, I’m sorry. Did Farrah Abraham basically just say celebrities get raped all the time, so the interviewer wouldn’t understand? Jesus Christ, I owe Charlize Theron an apology. There’s a real enemy here, and it squirts out its butt. My eyes are open now.
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