How Did Farrah Abraham Fail At Parenting Today?
Farrah Abraham already caught shit a few years back for tweezing her daughter Sophia’s eyebrows when she was only three-years-old, so whether this latest titty brouhaha over Farrah slathering her in makeup for her first grade photos is worse or better, I have no fucking clue because I have a penis and dad bod’s are fully acceptable, so I’ll never once have to worry about any of this. High five, patriarchy! Anyway, here’s the tweet that started everything:
— Farrah Abraham (@F1abraham) October 19, 2015
And here are some of the choice reactions for your amusement:
@F1abraham why is she wearing mascara ? You need your fucking head examined.
— Kath…. (@kloguesouthie) October 19, 2015
— Sarah Connor (@Woodsprite99) October 19, 2015
@F1abraham why in the hell would you put that much makeup on a first grader? Teach your daughter that she doesn't need plastic or makeup
— Nicki ✌️ (@NickiT126) October 19, 2015
— kyrahⓂ️™ (@SPARE87483680) October 20, 2015
@F1abraham you put eyeshadow & mascara on a 1st grader? I guess you want her pregnant by 13, also, right?!
— Crystal (@xCrystalg217x) October 21, 2015
In defense of all these moms with too much time on their hands, only an absolute monster would start altering their child’s appearance at such a young age and artificially manipulate their photos because they’re not beautiful enough on their own. And in case I’m being too clever, those are all links to Kim Kardashian whose parenting skills are on the same level as a teen mom turned rubber vagina merchant because say it with me, class, the worst of us are always our most fertile.