If you’re like Photo Boy, you sat around watching Couples Therapy last night wondering what sins you could’ve possibly committed to deserve this. It’s not like you blew up a day care, and even then. You also probably wondered why Farrah Abraham‘s boyfriend wasn’t on the show, and it’s because he’s fake and backed out at the last minute. Via Starcasm:
Brian explained his non-romantic relationship with Farrah began when she did an appearance at the same Orlando nightclub he was DJing. Shortly after, Farrah asked Brian — who previously appeared on VH1′s Master of the Mix — to be in a “pretend relationship” with her so she could be on a reality show.
“Farrah told me to lie to the network and tell them the relationship was real,” Brian said, adding the network offered to pay “a substantial amount of money.”
(It should be noted Farrah Abraham reportedly attempted to fake another relationship with Carson Underwood to appear on the previous season of Couples Therapy, but that fell through after Carson refused to participate. VH1 eventually went with Farrah’s Teen Mom cast mates Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra.)
What’s especially amazing about this story is that Farrah Abraham is a porn star, so it really shouldn’t be that hard for her to find some dude to go along with her schemes. In fact it’s literally this simple: “Do the things I say, and I’ll suck your dick.” No, wait, that’s my advice for a successful marriage. *ruffles papers* Must’ve put my notes in the wrong briefcase… Well, this is embarrassing.