Farrah Abraham Hired A Fake Boyfriend For ‘Couples Therapy’

January 3rd, 2014 // 22 Comments
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If you’re like Photo Boy, you sat around watching Couples Therapy last night wondering what sins you could’ve possibly committed to deserve this. It’s not like you blew up a day care, and even then. You also probably wondered why Farrah Abraham‘s boyfriend wasn’t on the show, and it’s because he’s fake and backed out at the last minute. Via Starcasm:

Brian explained his non-romantic relationship with Farrah began when she did an appearance at the same Orlando nightclub he was DJing. Shortly after, Farrah asked Brian — who previously appeared on VH1′s Master of the Mix — to be in a “pretend relationship” with her so she could be on a reality show.
Farrah told me to lie to the network and tell them the relationship was real,” Brian said, adding the network offered to pay “a substantial amount of money.”
(It should be noted Farrah Abraham reportedly attempted to fake another relationship with Carson Underwood to appear on the previous season of Couples Therapy, but that fell through after Carson refused to participate. VH1 eventually went with Farrah’s Teen Mom cast mates Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra.)

What’s especially amazing about this story is that Farrah Abraham is a porn star, so it really shouldn’t be that hard for her to find some dude to go along with her schemes. In fact it’s literally this simple: “Do the things I say, and I’ll suck your dick.” No, wait, that’s my advice for a successful marriage. *ruffles papers* Must’ve put my notes in the wrong briefcase… Well, this is embarrassing.

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  1. She makes me sad. She’d be really cute if she weren’t such a slutty moron.

  2. Who’s the girl behind her with the extra large bolt on? That’s just freaky. Makes Farrah look almost normal in comparison.

  3. JC

    Well, it’s not like she has a history of using fake boyfriends who are well-known porn stars to make fake private sex tapes…

    Oh, wait.

  4. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    If this is a Miss Backdoor 2014 Competition then no fair to the other girls… it’s clearly fixed.

  5. brick

    She should change her name to Fake!

  6. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    “Silicone? Of course not! They’re full of my baby’s soul, after they sucked it out of his tummy!?”

  7. she’s got a worse DOG face than Pink. and that’s saying something.

    BABABOOEY TO Y’ALL

    • Jack Ketch

      Pink has brains and talent. This piece of shit has no soul and the IQ of a dog-turd. And about that level of appeal, too.

  8. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
    Commented on this photo:

    Fake tits and bad life decisions does not make you anything more than a public joke. Ask the Octo-mom and Amy Fischer how being one is working out for them.

  9. Considering that the last time Farrah hired a “fake boyfriend”, she had him buttfuck her and then pissed on his carpet and wiped herself off on his pillow, I’m sure it was a difficult decision for Brian.

  10. anonymous

    She must be one raving psycho bitch if some dude can’t even pretend to be in a troubled relationship with her for money.

  11. How intolerable do you have to be to be a porn star and still can’t get a man to stick around? Wow.

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    gfa
    Commented on this photo:

    all the other girls are hotter than her

  13. Stop giving this wench coverage. She’s not worth the bandwidth.

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    oldfool
    Commented on this photo:

    Note to Self: DO NOT go in the Sapphire Pool.

  15. mx3

    how did that porn end? did she do atm and then got cum on her face?

  16. Mama Pinkus

    she has square tits

  17. Evidently, she found someone who wasn’t willing to walk a mile for a camel.

  18. She does have a nice vagina though.

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