Farrah Abraham’s New Implants Had A Pool Party

June 17th, 2013 // 97 Comments

So I was about to ask who the hell goes to a pool party hosted by a Teen Mom star turned professional anal squirter, but then I looked at the pics and noticed it’s nobody unless you count the additional porn stars Vivid paid to be there and Terry from True Blood playing a saxophone which I’m almost positive I hallucinated. Anyone can rent porn stars, but some dude randomly wailing sax solos? That’s something you earn.

Photos: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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    John Travolta
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    She looks nice enough, just think her priorities are fucked up.

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    lisamarie
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    Wait till she appears at my strip club in Vegas August 20th at the Crazy Horse 3…We are going to jam a dildo so far up her ass she wont know what fucked her!

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    lisamarie
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    She’s such a butter face!

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    lisamarie
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    wHAT A FUCKING BUTTERFACE!

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    lisamarie
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    These strippers are hideous!

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    Today’s pool party is brought to you by the letter “V”, for “venereal disease”.

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    I guess she’s worried her rectal prolapse is showing.

  8. Jazzy Jeff

    Where is this whore’s kid while she’s partying, doing porn and getting new tranny tits?

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    Lissa
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    What’s up Adrianna? I mean Heidi.. I mean…wait, which washed up MTV star are you?

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    I would ruin all of you!

  11. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    There’s so much wrong with this picture. So much.

  12. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Careful, boys… she’s armed and vacuous.

  13. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Who fucking gives a shit?

  14. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    seems there are many people….

  15. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    WTF!! what is wrong with her belly!!!

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    AZ Ken
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    The shoes really don’t match the whore.

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    dontkillthemessenger
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    Bradley Cooper is going too far trying to make us forget he gave Gerard Butler a handie a few weeks ago.

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    TheCynic
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    I just can’t help it. I wanna fuck the stupid out of her so bad. I realize that would be equivalent to trying to scale Everest with a Buick on your back, but I’d try.

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    Adam
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    Kinda looks like Paul Stanley in drag.

  20. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    He: I’ll pretend to play and YOU blow farts out your ass. Get it?

    Farrah: I don’t get it.

  21. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    The main problem with high health care costs is the serious lack of honeydew-melon-sized tits in this country.

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    If this is a Miss Backdoor 2014 Competition then no fair to the other girls… it’s clearly fixed.

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    “Silicone? Of course not! They’re full of my baby’s soul, after they sucked it out of his tummy!?”

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    Fake tits and bad life decisions does not make you anything more than a public joke. Ask the Octo-mom and Amy Fischer how being one is working out for them.

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    gfa
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    all the other girls are hotter than her

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    oldfool
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    Note to Self: DO NOT go in the Sapphire Pool.

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