Farrah Abraham’s New Implants Had A Pool Party

So I was about to ask who the hell goes to a pool party hosted by a Teen Mom star turned professional anal squirter, but then I looked at the pics and noticed it’s nobody unless you count the additional porn stars Vivid paid to be there and Terry from True Blood playing a saxophone which I’m almost positive I hallucinated. Anyone can rent porn stars, but some dude randomly wailing sax solos? That’s something you earn.

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