Farrah Abraham’s New Implants Had A Pool Party

June 17th, 2013 // 97 Comments

So I was about to ask who the hell goes to a pool party hosted by a Teen Mom star turned professional anal squirter, but then I looked at the pics and noticed it’s nobody unless you count the additional porn stars Vivid paid to be there and Terry from True Blood playing a saxophone which I’m almost positive I hallucinated. Anyone can rent porn stars, but some dude randomly wailing sax solos? That’s something you earn.

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  1. Sheppy

    They really are tranny boobs, aren’t they?

  2. brick

    Well I managed to get through all 40 and I’m sure happy that’s over with.

  3. It appears the baseball hatted disease in the pool has an interesting bikini top.

  4. Griefer

    One of the girls from the “Rock of Love” called that style circus tits.

  5. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    She’s doing it all wrong. When you get implants you pose next to girls with small tits so your new implants look even bigger.

  6. Griefer

    I guess this is confirmation that there is more Farrah Abraham porn on the way. She will probably be the only porn chick to ever use her real name.

  7. Dick Hell

    question: how long does it take to fill a pool with Santorum?
    answer: not as long as one would hope

  8. Cock Dr

    She’s smiling because she just signed the contract for her next Vivid feature…starring Farrah, a couple down on their luck blondes, a baseball team of Puerto Rican gang member rejects, and one very confused pony.
    But remember it’s a private sex tape….not a porno.

  9. If she wants to get anywhere in the porn industry she needs to get away from Vivid. Their movies suck. Go Evil Angel.

  10. Fish, didn’t you see Kelly Brook go topless on the beach over the weekend? How could you not open with that?

  11. I had the unpleasant experience of staying at the Rio Hotel, which is where the Sapphire Pool is. Worst hotel off the strip, but close enough to the better ones. Sapphire Pool sucks and is over priced to even go to. No wonder this sperm-burping gutter slut was there, no other quality hotel would want her. Not even the Playboy Club right across the street of it!

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    donkeylicks
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    Hey, matching noses!!!

  13. SpencerB

    When did Heidi Montag change hair color?

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    RC645
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    Paul Stanley’s sex change appears to have been wildly successful.

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    farrellthib
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    is that not the same bikini heidi montag wore to display her plastic tits??

  16. The Sapphire Pool is part of the Sapphire Club (actually I believe located on the roof of the club), the largest strip club in Vegas, so one would expect a pool full of strippers to be hanging out at a strip club.

    Sounds like they were trying to pimp out Farrah as a possible headline act, but since it appears no one showed up but the club staff, headline stripper is probably not in her future.

  17. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    “Squirting your way down on Anal Street
    Dick in your head and jizz on your feet
    well another crazy day
    You’ll whore the night away
    And forget about parenting”

    BA BA BA BADA BA
    BA BA BA BADA BAAAAAAHHHAAHHAHAH

  18. Darling

    Sapphire is a strip club. Not a hotel. They have a pool with “lounge” but it is still a strip club frequented by creeps and whores that are off the clock.

  19. anonymous

    Well her implants are actually an improvement. The ones she had previously looked like softballs with enough space between them for the team bus to park.

  20. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    I would love to hire these whores to ass wipe clean my windows but chlorine kills STDs right?

  21. Why did she change bikinis 7 times? Doesn’t seem like a girl who does Ass-to-mouth would be all that fastidious about hygiene.

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    me
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    haha i love how she keeps saying how natural her plastic surgery looks…ya, real natural farrah…can u please diappear into nothingness now?? or better yet, disappear into parenting ur child!!

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    She looks like a 40 year old tranny (no offense to 40 year old trannies).

  24. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Doesnt she have a kid?? Or has the child phoned social services and demanded new parents already?

  25. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    the only reason why he posed for this picture is because she asked him to shove his Sax up her ass. You can even see the shape of the bell still making her belly protrude. He is using this picture for a size reference. Question is… would you put that sax in your mouth again?

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    Melissa
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    Is that coke bloat? Her stomach looks weird… like Tara Reid situation weird.

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    Melissa
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    I thought that was a dirty and gnarled-out Corey Feldman.

  28. cc

    You’d smile too if you had so much to be proud of.

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    Melissa
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    This whore’s face and eyes must be really sore at the end of the day…. those dead eyes constantly giving out the same blank expression… her horse mouth constantly flashing that “I have no soul or self-preservation” smile. Fuck, she’s a wreck. Move to the back of the line with the other whores.

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    BP
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    Check out the chick in the pool with the blue nipples…..

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    Doctor_Joystick
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    “So it says you’ll do $45 for an hour session and a Rusty Trombone is an extra ten. Meet me in the middle, I’ll give you 20 and you can co-host Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives for a week.”

  32. So, she fixed the tits again, but still completely ignored the beak?

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    schadenfreude
    Commented on this photo:

    The pool behind me is filled with stagnant douche agua!

  34. If she did not give birth to a child and I did not see her get railed by James Deen, I would swear she was a tranny.

  35. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Farrah – My next implants will be this size –

    Holds up beach ball.

  36. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Looks like a busy pool party.

  37. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    She’s really flogging her 15 minutes of fame to death.

  38. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Star of the show and nobody is giving a fuck about her. Buffet’s open.

  39. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Cover photo for next DVD.

  40. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    I thought they would have filled the sun loungers with attendees to make her look popular.

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    journalschism
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    She packs ‘em in! Wish I could say the same for her events.

  42. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Wait, what? When did Ruth Buzzi get a tit job?

  43. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    Every other chick there, hotter than her.

  44. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    She’s like a lost episode of Seinfeld: “The Chick Who Only Looks Good at an Angle.”

  45. Can you get throat cancer from a swimming pool?

  46. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    That saxophone is totally going in her ass later.

  47. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    I give. Where one’s the beach ball?

  48. Farrah Abraham Bikini Sapphire Pool And Day Club Vegas
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    She’s such an exquisite example of natural beauty and portrays herself as a warm and genuinely lovely person. I wonder why no one came to her pool party?

  49. That pearl bikini is wishing for death. It thought escaping Heidi Montag’s house meant salvation.

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