Farrah Abraham Wants To Adopt

Once you’ve ruined one child for life through alternating patterns of severe neglect and excessive spoiling, you kind of want to ruin them all is what I assume Farrah Abraham is thinking here. Via Fishwrapper:

Let’s embrace the power and beauty that family brings with adoption. There are over 145 million orphans in the world. I grew up with all my neighbors being adopted and in foster care and I’ve seen it mean the world to them to have loving and caring homes ” a family”. I hope soon Sophia and I can make a world of difference by bringing home a baby brother or sister for Sophia. I always have been passionate about adoption as it means so much to me, my family, my community, my church and my heart thank you to all the parents who have adopted and to all the amazing children with their loving families. God Bless

First things first, if you’re a gay couple who live in a state where you can’t adopt a child because of horseshit superstitions, I personally feel you should be allowed to burn down one church in light of this information. But only one! Although, it’s not like we don’t have plenty to go around. Second, if you’re wondering why Farrah doesn’t just get pregnant again, apparently that doesn’t work through the butt, nor is that where the baby comes out, which is information that’s entirely blowing my mind right now. Also, what the hell is a clitoris? That’s fake, right?

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