Farrah Abraham Was Serious About Adopting A Kid? Goddammit
“Who’s ready to become an awful person? Whee!”
Back in November, Farrah Abraham made mention of adopting a kid, which like everything that comes out of her plastic camel face, I just it assumed was bullshit like that time she lied about making a second sex tape or being a stripper or literally anything she’s ever said or done. Except, according to Us Weekly, she’s actually going through with it, so everybody start herding orphans into Mexico. Quickly! It’s better for them there!
“I’m happy to confirm I’m moving forward in my adoption process. This means I will be making some changes in my career to welcome a new addition to my family,” the 24-year-old tells Us. “Very excited and this feels so right. I’m very blessed for this opportunity.”
Wait a minute. The source of this information is Farrah who’s only “moving forward” in her adoption process? Jesus Christ. For all we know, that means she put the application form in a protective folder so she won’t butt squirt on it later. The next step is seeing if her daughter will fill it out because, you guys, writing is just so hard. Plus her little fingers are starting to get fat. It’s, like, gross.