‘Fantastic Four’ Has A Trailer

The production of the Fantastic Four reboot has been plagued with rumors, none of them good. So to quell those rumors Fox dropped the trailer today – or a teaser for the real trailer in front of Kingsman: The Secret Service, just goddammit – and, uh, well, it’s a trailer for a movie. There are certainly people in it doing things that might qualify as fantastic if they weren’t things that we see in at least five movies every year. More importantly, why is the Human Torch bending over cars? I don’t care that’s he black. I care that he’s stealing jobs from Megan Foxes. What happened to AMERICA?

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