Why celebrities are allowed to sit on a jury is beyond me, let alone manufactured celebrities with frightening teeth. But if they’re going to get on and earn their 8 bucks a day, they might as well finish the job. American Idol winner Fantasia should be deciding someone’s fate, but instead she decided performing in a benefit concert in New York is more important.
Testimony took less than a day, and Judge W. David Lee sent jurors out to deliberate late Wednesday, Keller said. But when it became apparent that deliberations would continue into Thursday, lawyers agreed that Barrino was free to go.
Actually, if I’m the defendant I’m praising sweet bloody Christ on the cross that Fantasia got bored with being a juror. She can’t read the judge’s instructions, so what makes you think she would be able to understand evidence, testimony, or anything that doesn’t involve scaring children across America.
ki | December 15, 2005 at 2:58 pm
Fantasia is ready, willing, and able to literally bite your head off, so be careful what you say. And PS: She’s named after a Disney movie. What the fuck.
Smackage | December 15, 2005 at 3:00 pm
i’ve never served on a jury, but i know there are a lot of requirements and questions before you can serve on one. is literacy not one of these requirements?
BurnZ | December 15, 2005 at 3:29 pm
She looks like a retarded fish with crack head’s haircut
MortyFishbein | December 15, 2005 at 3:48 pm
This goes to the heart of the flawed American justice system. They let an illerate baby’s mama serve on a jury. I suppose it’s still better than a Klansman.
rivercmb | December 15, 2005 at 3:56 pm
a single note is passed to the clerk. “yous is guilpy”
Nikk The Templar | December 15, 2005 at 4:44 pm
*a single note is passed to the clerk. “yous is guilpy”*
That’s too eloquent. It’d be an angry faced Fantasia stick figure pointing at the defendent.
And I wonder if her shoe broke at that concert she performed at.
OhAySis | December 15, 2005 at 5:26 pm
I prefer her chubbier, literate sister, Fat-tasia Burrito.
Sally | December 15, 2005 at 6:06 pm
It’s so sad that in a great country like the USA, people are left to go through life illiterate……… Even sadder is that poor Fantasia has to go around looking like a freak of human nature, while rich plastic surgeons drive around in their 2005 model Ferraris… I mean, would it kill them to help her out; to just donate their time and surgical tweezers to improving the way she looks and therefore improving the lives of those around her who have to look at her massive head and massive everything on her head (nose, googly eyes, lips, pie hole)? You’d think she would have made enough money by now… Guess she’s on drugs or something beause she certainly isn’t using the dough to better her appearance… Oh well, at least she’s good for laughing and pointing at when Britney’s not around…
batteryacidqueen | December 15, 2005 at 7:04 pm
I’ve been on a jury before, and honestly, no you don’t read anything. Everything is explained to you by the judge. Which is why Fanty here got in the court.
Maybe for Christmas or whatever holiday she celebrates, she should ask for the Hooked on Phonics videos
ppp | December 15, 2005 at 9:40 pm
I think she might have a shot at being pretty if she changed her hair.
alteaon | December 16, 2005 at 12:33 am
I agree with the hair comments. It looks like the hair is a size or two smaller than her head..like the way fat women look with very short/close to the head haircuts. It does nothing for her. If she fixed the hair, I think she could be tolerable….
HollyJ | December 16, 2005 at 1:09 am
Ok, @8 – “nose, googly eyes, lips, pie hole” LOL!!! BA HA HA!!
Also… it’s easy to get out of jury duty. I’ve done it twice. Just make huge dramatic facial expressions to everything the lawyers say, then whisper to people around you that the person in question is DEFINITELY guilty.
I’ve never been in for more than half a day. =0
Linnea | December 16, 2005 at 1:55 am
Her hair makes her look like a Chia pet.
Kiren | December 18, 2005 at 9:03 am
girl can’t read :P
ThatsHot | December 21, 2005 at 7:44 pm
I hate that you guys are rippin on her. I love her. She can sing her lil spiky haired ass off! But honestly, “Fat-asia Burrito”!?! And, “Yous is guilpy” Priceless!! Fuckin hysterical!!! That’s a damn shame……