Famous People in Costumes

November 2nd, 2009 // 70 Comments

Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it’s no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here’s a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order:

Jessica Lowndes as God Willing, the Future Referee of My Pants.

Mariah Carey as A Victoria’s Secret Angel with Elephantitis.

Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer: For Daddies. (WTF?)

Gwen Stefani as Gavin Rossdale’s Cowpoke.

Khloe Kardashian as Catwoman with Self-Esteem Issues.

AnnaLynne McCord as Batgirl Who Still Gets Asked “Wait. They remade 90210?”

Bai Ling as… Bai Ling? I don’t even know.

Brooke Shields as Flapper Mom with Tom Cruise Punching Action.

Christina Aguilera as the Cheapest Celebrity Mom Ever. (You’re rich, lady!)

Heidi Klum as a Woman Who Just Gave Birth Hiding Her Body in Shame Underneath the World’s Most Elaborate Bird Costume.

HAIL SATAN!

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  1. ctti

    @47: Agreed.

    And seriously, Khloe Kardashian & Whatsisname as Catwoman & Batman? You gotta be shitting me. Where was the effort? Or the resemblance, for that matter? I’d never have even guessed who they were dressed as, if I hadn’t seen one of the comments here. His “cape” looks like some flimsy thing a pre-schooler had his way with & f.y.i., Khloe, squeezing yourself into a leather catsuit & toting a godawful, vulgar L.V. bag around does not a Catwoman make. Ugh.

  2. ctti

    @47: Agreed.

    And seriously, Khloe Kardashian & Whatsisname as Catwoman & Batman? You gotta be shitting me. Where was the effort? Or the resemblance, for that matter? I’d never have even guessed who they were dressed as, if I hadn’t seen one of the comments here. His “cape” looks like some flimsy thing a pre-schooler had his way with & f.y.i., Khloe, squeezing yourself into a leather catsuit & toting a godawful, vulgar L.V. bag around does not a Catwoman make. Ugh.

  3. AnnaLynne McCord looks especially gorgeous wearing this black mask.

  4. I thought Brooke Shields was a man.

  5. master yoda

    Note to the wonderful celebs: in the rest of the States, when we take our kids out trick or treating we don’t dress up too!

    This is kids holiday, so let them have it. Can you stop with attention whoring for just one night!?!?!

    If you’re going to a party, that’s one thing, but stop one-upping your kid’s costume–it’s embarrasing.

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