Because everyone knows Hollywood is a godless bordello of Sodomites, it’s no surprise the stars came out to celebrate Halloween/pay homage to Satan for their careers. So here’s a gathering of costumed celebs In no particular order:
Jessica Lowndes as God Willing, the Future Referee of My Pants.
Mariah Carey as A Victoria’s Secret Angel with Elephantitis.
Jessica Alba as Dora the Explorer: For Daddies. (WTF?)
Gwen Stefani as Gavin Rossdale’s Cowpoke.
Khloe Kardashian as Catwoman with Self-Esteem Issues.
AnnaLynne McCord as Batgirl Who Still Gets Asked “Wait. They remade 90210?”
Bai Ling as… Bai Ling? I don’t even know.
Brooke Shields as Flapper Mom with Tom Cruise Punching Action.
Christina Aguilera as the Cheapest Celebrity Mom Ever. (You’re rich, lady!)
Heidi Klum as a Woman Who Just Gave Birth Hiding Her Body in Shame Underneath the World’s Most Elaborate Bird Costume.
HAIL SATAN!
Eric | November 2, 2009 at 11:22 am
First?
Stef | November 2, 2009 at 11:35 am
Celeb Costuming 101:
1.Put on corset
2. Add accessories from the Halloween Store
3. Claim it cost thousands.
Kathryn | November 2, 2009 at 11:35 am
There are only eight photos, not 40. :-(
joez | November 2, 2009 at 12:00 pm
heidi klum is probably still hot….not fun
Vanilla Ice | November 2, 2009 at 12:07 pm
Heidi Klum was covered in chocolate and now blacked face…….what is she trying to say!? Once you go eh er um you never go eh er um.
Sluts are ordinary | November 2, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Thank you to the three moms here who didn’t dress like sluts, and thank you to all the women out there who didn’t dress like sluts for Halloween. It’s just so uncreative. Heidi, I don’t even know what to say about your costume. Strange, very strange….but creative, so props.
jklklj | November 2, 2009 at 12:16 pm
OMG… i read that as KIM kardashian as catwoman. my fucking eyes wont stop bleeding. *BARF*. take that bigfoot photo down at once!
It's Me Fuckers | November 2, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Heidi Klum always has awesome costumes! She does the best in Hollywood by far.
timbo | November 2, 2009 at 12:24 pm
Did Khloe Kardashian just come from trick or treating with that bag? How many cupcakes could she fit into that bag?
She doesn’t really look like Cat Woman, more like a woman with cats.
ELH | November 2, 2009 at 12:35 pm
I think Gwen Stefani is supposed to be Jesse from Toy Story 2. Now I feel nerdy for knowing that.
fetus mcnuggets | November 2, 2009 at 12:36 pm
jessica alba sooooooooooooooooooooo boring
heidi FTW
THATS priceless
chicks who dress up put EFFORT into their costumes or ugly themselves up are awesome
yaayayayayayya
Tessa | November 2, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Heidi always goes all out on Halloween. Her costumes are original and extravagant.
jem | November 2, 2009 at 12:55 pm
jessica albas costume IS boring. i had no idea who she was based on the pictures. I hate everyone in this post.
Erica | November 2, 2009 at 12:57 pm
I’m pretty sure that Bai Ling was dressed as one of Andy Warhol’s Factory Girls.
Becky | November 2, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Oh, I get it…Heidi is the Raven…Nevermore…Right on.
Pretty sure Gwen is that character from Toy Story 2.
I like the sexy costumes, they’re fun for the younger women.
Pat | November 2, 2009 at 1:04 pm
Once again, Heidi has an awesome costume, though nothing tops Kali from last year.
maría | November 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Gwen stefani as jesse from toy story 2 such a great costume
ELH i feel more childlish than nerdy..:P
JPRIcharadson | November 2, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Dora the Explorer will never look the same in my eyes…
http://www.thefamousphere.com | November 2, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Lamar Odem looks like a fucking fool. And so does that fat cow next to him.
Iron Chic | November 2, 2009 at 1:34 pm
PIC #20, PERFECT example of Khloe will look in a few years (see background of woman taking photo).
eyehateme | November 2, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Id have a mask on to if she were next to me Lamar, how much grease did it take to get her in that thing?
Celebs, u got MONEY get better stuff if u r going out!
now to put my bathrob man costume away for another year!
Jim Lahey | November 2, 2009 at 2:05 pm
My costume was way more terrifing than all these idiots. I went out as Rumer Willis and scared the bejesus out of everyone that crossed my path.
obvinot | November 2, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Hey, Karfattian! Cut that shit out. Fat beast bitches need to stay the fuck away from leather, pleather… & for god’s sake don’t even think the word spandex fat-ass.
Daylin | November 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm
JESUS FUCK! Mariah Carey has the upper arms of a 70 year old man with prostate cancer. Start dressing your age GRANDmother. I feel dirty looking at you now, like I should cut my dick off to have it re-baptized. How has Nick Cannon not committed a homicide on this OLD ass lady yet!
Awww…Lamar Odem brought a ”Make A Wish” boy out for Halloween. Didn’t realize he had some community service left to finish. WAY TO GO Champion.
Bai Ling can’t the USA depart this Thai whore!? Seriously I hear they are filming Full Metal Jacket 2 only with more guns and less camera’s.
I’m done.
Sheena | November 2, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Takes a lot of nerve to go out in public wearing a skin-tight Catwoman costume when your ass is big enough to affect the ocean’s tides. Yowza!
my take on it all | November 2, 2009 at 4:02 pm
-don’t know who the first girl is, but she looks great.
-mariah and khloe are big girls, but they look fine. might not be your cup of tea, but i don’t think its disgusting. bet they actually look hot in person (when not in the same post as someone as thing as jessica alba).
-its nice to see gwen, brooke, and christina keep it g-rated for the kiddies.all look pretty, appropriate, and festive. oddly, christina comes across as a really nice mom.
-bai ling is a disaster. always.
- annalynne mccord should stop pretending to have tits and stop pretending to be hot.
-if jessica alba got any more boring, she would be dead. she is pretty but i can’t think of a more sexless human. i might even take someone like mariah over her, just just cause mariah at least wants to be sexy.
- and heidi klum has a fantastic costume, as usual.
Parker | November 2, 2009 at 4:42 pm
I want to explore Dora’s behind.
Christina | November 2, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Wow Odom, what a classy shirt. Seriously, what a douchebag.
Heidi always has the most intricate costumes. I like the women who dress up as something non-slutty. It takes no skill to be a whore, but being sexy and unique without being trashy actually takes some thought.
Katie | November 2, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Heidi Klums outfit= Win.
titsonsnack | November 2, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Okay. Did no men dress up for Hallowe’en in the entire city of Hollywood?
Kate | November 2, 2009 at 5:49 pm
As weird as Klum’s costumes are, they speak volumes about her self-confidence. Klum is sexy and gorgeous everyday.
Enrique | November 2, 2009 at 6:01 pm
I asked Bai Ling what she went as for Halloween. She responded, “What’s Halloween?”
Rupert | November 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm
I’ve never wanted to bang Dora the Explorer so hard.
Wait, yes I have.
missywissy | November 2, 2009 at 10:21 pm
I thought Christina Aguilara was Michael Jackson.
Mariah Carey looks slutty (as usual) only with wings.
Who the hell is Bai Ling?
heidi klum rocks. That’s all I have to say about that.
Adrian | November 2, 2009 at 10:40 pm
some of those are rather disappointing.
memoire pc | November 3, 2009 at 12:28 am
Wow they all are looking really an awesome, what a beautiful costumes they are wearing.. I really like the collection of this pics..
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Thanks
Pixie | November 3, 2009 at 2:01 am
Gwen Stefani is Jesse from Toy Story…
Daily Dose of Fantasy | November 3, 2009 at 4:51 am
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Daily Dose of Fantasy | November 3, 2009 at 4:54 am
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Sam | November 3, 2009 at 7:01 am
I have no idea who that “Londes” chick is, but she’s effing GORGEOUS. Fantastic legs too.
bonhomey | November 3, 2009 at 9:40 am
More proof that Halloween is for kids, and should stay that way. Except w/ respect to the Jessica Alba posterior shot. Oh, yes.
wow | November 3, 2009 at 10:08 am
OKAY so the idiots on this web site have just wrote HAIL SATAN all over the page, and nobody seemed to be bothered..Look up illuminati people!! This is not a joke, most “stars” have sold their soul to the devil, and thats how they obtain all their fame..take rihanna for example, b*tch can’t sing or dance, but shes famous, WHY? Tupac sold his soul, jay z beyonce, soo many more please look this up on youtube under illuminati..open your mind..and be ready to get blown away
hehz | November 3, 2009 at 10:43 am
anyone notice how that huge chick is loling at khloe in pic 20? what a shit one!
EuroNeckPain | November 3, 2009 at 12:45 pm
What’s with Alba’s underchin ? There is a hole, it’s weird.
r k | November 3, 2009 at 5:12 pm
re: Khloe Kardashian as Catwoman — Wonder what her criteria was in choosing this costume? “Hmm, if I wear something really tight it will hide my hugeness!” She should have went as a Yeti.
vicks | November 3, 2009 at 8:58 pm
if you think Jessica Alba’s costume is boring, you must not have kids or are forgetting she’s a mom. That’s a great costume for someone with kids! They love the Dora. It’s so nice to see moms not dressed like sluts for Halloween, I like a sexy costume every now and then but jeez it seems like every person with ovaries wants to show em off every Oct 31st. And truth be told, most people look pretty ugly in their whore costumes (coff- MARIAH – coff).
Andy | November 3, 2009 at 10:01 pm
i heard jim crowe laws were out of fashion, but this is just fucking ridiculous”
(Heidi Klum’s costume)
Andy | November 3, 2009 at 10:02 pm
i heard jim crowe laws were out of fashion, but this is just fucking ridiculous
(Heidi Klum’s costume)
christmas shopping | November 4, 2009 at 12:06 am
Really nice work ! All are looking very nice in that costumes . All are looking so awesome . Thanks for sharing this..