Country superstar Faith Hill bravely decided to pose in a bikini at age 41 for the December issue of Shape. I guess she heard they have great Photoshoppers. Who knows?:
“Wearing a bikini on a magazine cover is my 41st birthday present to myself. I could bend in ways I haven’t been able to since I was a teenager.” She then adds, “My husband (Tim McGraw) loves it!”
Or he’s just saying he loves it until he can tie you in a pretzel, shove you in a crawl space and then run off with Shania Twain. For such is my understanding of country music. On that note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Photo: Shape
Gadeval | October 20, 2008 at 2:41 pm
first!
xox | October 20, 2008 at 2:47 pm
um… is she that country singer? alrighty then.
DirtDisher | October 20, 2008 at 2:53 pm
Really. Tim McGraw should just fuck the softening tool in PSP. Maybe his tool IS soft.
Jim | October 20, 2008 at 2:55 pm
Wow, what a great gift – a dry stick.
Midwestbigot | October 20, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Wow, this will cause some penis chafing.
“stick it in her”
FOURTH!
midwestbgot | October 20, 2008 at 2:58 pm
WOW, she looks awesome.
I forsee penis chafing…
FIFTH!
Brad | October 20, 2008 at 2:58 pm
Billy Ray Cyrus’s sex partner is much more youthful.
morga | October 20, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Gee, she probably has a private chef and a trainer that she spends four hours per day with, this isn’t really mind-blowing.
country singer | October 20, 2008 at 3:03 pm
“I remember waaaaaaaaayn…I asked my frieeeeeeeeeend…A name o’ Eeeeeeeeenis….to scratch my aaaaaaaaaaanus”
frankinSloth | October 20, 2008 at 3:07 pm
Yep, she’s a MILF
let’s see you douchebags look half that good at 41 or your woman look that good at 41. the anonymity of the internet has brought about an incredible wave of complete assholes.
Al | October 20, 2008 at 3:10 pm
On the cover “& these amazing abs”
Yeah, great abs. Who wants women with nice big boobs and butts when you could fuck a stick with amazing abs?
Reminds me of Vera de Milo – “Let’s get busy burning off those bothersome bazoos!”
Simon Cowell | October 20, 2008 at 3:11 pm
#9 – the a:e:e:a symmetry of your song is breathtaking!
observer | October 20, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I see the weekend washed up a handful of celebrity sycophants…or perhaps just one, furiously and tearfully posting comments under several names (for example: #10).
CaptainMorgan | October 20, 2008 at 3:27 pm
She is smokin hot. Damn! I’ve always thought she was amazing. I hate her husband.
Your best friends girlfriend | October 20, 2008 at 3:33 pm
Who the FUCK wears a cardigan with a bikini??
Who the FUCK wears a cardigan..
Johnny Crash | October 20, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Poon Twang!
photo stylist | October 20, 2008 at 3:50 pm
# 15- you wear a cardigan with a bikini when the photo stylist takes all of that loose skin from low-carbing and birthing babies and clothespins it back.
Deacon Jones | October 20, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Where’s all the outcry from the church going moralists (i.e. fat republican housewives that no on even looks at)?
“Her husband LOVES IT?? Wha wha WHAT?!?”
jt | October 20, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I both need and want to see her demonstrate that bending in this bikini.
PunkA | October 20, 2008 at 3:55 pm
If I had her bank, I’d be more fit too. Rich and famous people have no excuse not to be since it is their image that sells. And they have all that free time to get ripped like Jessica Biel. She looks great for 41 for sure, but really, she should.
Insatiable Peter | October 20, 2008 at 3:55 pm
She could use my penis as a microphone anytime.
Jimbo | October 20, 2008 at 4:01 pm
@15 A 41 year old MILF, that is who!!
Vince | October 20, 2008 at 4:21 pm
Yes, she’s thin, not fat.
Hold on – THAT’S all it takes to be “hot” now? Well, in fairness, the last time I was at the mall…hmmmm…yeah, ok. In the U.S. at least, in the sea of fat pigs wearing clothing 3 sizes too small, “not fat” = “hot”.
Rough Daddy | October 20, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Congratulation sweetheart, you seriously need a slight bit of protein in your diet!
Tapeworm | October 20, 2008 at 4:31 pm
No Photoshopping there, no sirreeeee. Definitely not. Absolutely not. Of course not. Sure that’s her real figure. Definitely. Right on….
GIVE ME A BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
bitingontinfoil | October 20, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Isn’t this the same bitter bitch who ranted at the camera when she lost an award to … that *other*, *younger* bitter bitch??
BTW: *love* the spray-on abs!
gnipgnop | October 20, 2008 at 4:55 pm
Tim loves it cause he can easily tongue punch her dirt star
Horndog | October 20, 2008 at 4:59 pm
#7:
Yeah, but that’s because Billy Ray is fucking Miley.
hollywood_hillbilly | October 20, 2008 at 5:02 pm
Rough Douchie’s diet is very high in protein, seeing that it is almost entirely comprised of semen and amyl nitrate.
mamadough | October 20, 2008 at 5:14 pm
i bet she has some gnarly looking feet.
SueMe | October 20, 2008 at 5:17 pm
You go girl. Way to get in and stay in shape.
assgrabber | October 20, 2008 at 5:22 pm
Seriously, eat something. If I want to look at the bodies of adolescent boys, I’ll hide in a locker at the junior high gym.
moonbeam | October 20, 2008 at 5:26 pm
Show us the original picture, before the photoshopping! You just can’t believe what you see in pictures these days.
Gregorio | October 20, 2008 at 6:13 pm
Jerking now. Shoot, SPLAT!
liberal hater | October 20, 2008 at 6:16 pm
NOW THIS IS A WOMAN. Let’s send Serena out to pasture where she can chew her cud and put FAITH front and center.
Jamie's Uterus | October 20, 2008 at 7:04 pm
C’mon, the head doesn’t even look like its the right size for her body. Please this is more photoshopped than Kim Kardashian’s ass.
sunshine | October 20, 2008 at 7:05 pm
#16 Johnny Crash~ that is hilarious. I love Faith Hill, but that just made me laugh out loud.
BigDickDaddy | October 20, 2008 at 7:35 pm
She is on a steady diet of cocaine and more cocaine. I live here in Nashville and it is well known that she has fucked her way to the top and that she is blown out on coke. I have seen her around here and she looks nothing like that in person, she looks rough as fuck. I also saw Carrie Underwood in person here and she is hot in person, as advertised.
Alberta | October 20, 2008 at 8:00 pm
That’s a total Photoshop job.
hannah | October 20, 2008 at 8:35 pm
@8 and @20 – in case you never realized it, going for a run is actually FREE. Doing push-ups is FREE. You do not have to be rich to be fit & in shape, otherwise every person with a bit of cash would look great, (and they don’t).
It takes making a choice. I choose to work less hours per day so I can have the time to work out. I choose to spend my money on good real food that is healthy as opposed to buying cigarettes and beer. It all works out in the end, so don’t bitch & whine if you can’t get off the couch because you don’t have a “private chef and a trainer”.
Here ya go | October 20, 2008 at 8:40 pm
Horrible photoshop job
Miley | October 20, 2008 at 9:02 pm
sameshitdifferentyear | October 20, 2008 at 9:13 pm
You know those cardboard cut-out bodies at the circus, that are spray-painted to look like different things, a strong-man wrestler, a thin nerdy disheveled outfit, or different ladies’ bodies?
That’s what this cover looks like.
It looks like Faith is standing behind a cardboard cutout of a spray-painted body.
Nobody spray-painted any of Dorothy Stratten in “They All Laughed”!!!
James | October 20, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Shape Magazine is addicted to Photoshop.
Rough Daddy | October 20, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Why cant i get a female stalker?
gerard Vandenberg | October 21, 2008 at 1:05 am
guess: YOU HAD A TERRIBLE YOUTH?
juduy | October 21, 2008 at 6:24 am
Nice! Ever saw a girl sorta like her on ? ? T a l l c h a t.c o m ? ? It’s an online dating service where tall singles can join who are looking for sexy unattached people to enjoy their good lifestyle with.
Libs | October 21, 2008 at 7:15 am
Uh, wait. They photoshopped the head on at the wrong angle. Geez, at least get that right!
weirdo | October 21, 2008 at 8:13 pm
I know how I’d like her to bend—OVER–so I could stick it right in her skinny ass. I had Faith!
Polly | October 22, 2008 at 2:02 am
This is photo-shopped–look at any of her videos–she doesn’t have enough tit to put in a bra~~