I wasn’t going to post this because it’s super old and I don’t care about Faith HIll, but the emails in my inbox suggest some of you might. If you haven’t already seen it keep your eyes on Faith Hill when they announce the winner. The only way she could’ve gotten any more owned is if a fist came flying in from off camera and punched her in the face.
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ZoomBoy | November 8, 2006 at 3:00 pm
OLD NEWS NOW!
shankyouverymuch | November 8, 2006 at 3:02 pm
5th!!!
mmbelle | November 8, 2006 at 3:02 pm
oh god i’ve been wanting smth. like this to happen since that ‘friends’ moment where joey doesn’t win .. this is awesome
CelebSlam.com | November 8, 2006 at 3:03 pm
BUT HOW DOES THIS AFFECT BRITNEY AND KEVIN?
http://www.celebslam.com
el_princess | November 8, 2006 at 3:06 pm
god that’s comedy!
bigsteamyone | November 8, 2006 at 3:07 pm
kanye west said ” the C.M.A’s doesn’t care about Faith Hill “.
sayll | November 8, 2006 at 3:08 pm
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha fantastic
PunjabPete | November 8, 2006 at 3:12 pm
Pretty funny I must admit… She says it was a joke…. Seeing that, I think she is an idiot… The camera was on you dipshit…
Bioplant | November 8, 2006 at 3:15 pm
What the fuck are you looking at, sugar tits?
Angry Ferret Jones | November 8, 2006 at 3:19 pm
That’s nothing, you should see the way she freaks out when you wipe your dick on her curtains.
She’s all, like ‘Why are you wiping your dick on my curtains?’
And I’m, all, like, totally goin’ ‘Shut up, loser!’
I got nothing.
O’Doyle Rules!
HolisticWisdomcom | November 8, 2006 at 3:20 pm
That is very funny. There is no way she meant to do that.
Glad you posted it, I do not follow the country scene much.
http://www.holisticwisdom.com
Charm | November 8, 2006 at 3:21 pm
that was not a joke, people in hollywood are never that funny on purpose.
Rogue | November 8, 2006 at 3:26 pm
That’s kind of hilarious.
http://smart-and-pretty.blogspot.com/
BigJim | November 8, 2006 at 3:37 pm
Sippy sippy?
BarbadoSlim | November 8, 2006 at 3:50 pm
Superfish doode has it right, I don’t care about Faith Hill either and can’t imagine how anyone possibly could.
I’m aware of the irony of not caring and then posting about it. Even so, I stand by my statement, ’cause that’s how I roll.
slantingthroughdarkness | November 8, 2006 at 4:01 pm
Faith must’ve drunk some Kanye juice.
http://crabbieshollywood.blogspot.com
Antonio | November 8, 2006 at 4:05 pm
Major pwnage.
Dean | November 8, 2006 at 4:06 pm
ROFL!
assfacecocknocker | November 8, 2006 at 5:06 pm
thats gold. she is a turdface. she reminds me of turds.
Claude Balz | November 8, 2006 at 5:09 pm
I’ll bet she’s great in the sack when she’s pissed off like that.
KnuckleCrackTheBone | November 8, 2006 at 5:24 pm
You couldn’t have left it at K-Fed?
LindaParson | November 8, 2006 at 5:31 pm
BWAHAHAHAH PWN3D!
lmao at #4
ImaCracka | November 8, 2006 at 5:34 pm
Faith Hill is a spoiled cunt that left country and could not make it in Pop music so came back and got her wrinkled old ass handed to her by a girl that does nothing but sing kareoke… did I spell that right?
Anyway…. glad she got knocked down a few points…..
RichPort | November 8, 2006 at 6:51 pm
Did I just teleport back to fucking Monday? Damn, this is some great weed…
Brain Embolism | November 8, 2006 at 6:57 pm
Off topic:
Ryan Phillipe left Reese Witherspoon because of a “Moley Russells wart” between her juggs.
http://img44.imagevenue.com/view.php?image=90350_ricci1332_122_389lo.jpg
Danklin | November 8, 2006 at 7:33 pm
Brian, thats Christina Ricci you turd.
At first i didnt notice Faith flip out but then i watched the little shot of her. Does she sayswhat? or “fuck!” or what?
Danklin | November 8, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Edit: like Faith Hill hasnt won enough flipping awards. Carrie Underwood is fuckin hot.
animated | November 8, 2006 at 8:10 pm
This just makes me think of the scene in Zoolander when Hansel wins instead.
Brain Embolism | November 8, 2006 at 9:17 pm
@26 Danklin – Damn you’re right.
I officially retract post #25.
That’s still one ugly “Buck Melanoma” just the same!
P.S. The name is Brain Embolism. Brian is my equally retarded younger brother.
kristaldmix | November 8, 2006 at 9:18 pm
In the close up on youtube it looks like she says “oh my fucking god”. At least the cameraguy filming Sara Evans had the courtesy to turn away….
HollyJ | November 8, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Faith, as cute as she seems, is just another fucktard uneducated conservative moron. Who the fuck cares? She’s like the homecoming queen that didn’t also get varsity cheerleading captain, only 28 years too old… Fuck her.
Ambassador of Sexy | November 8, 2006 at 9:49 pm
She’s the redneck Kanye West.
Well done, Faith. You’ve united the redneck and black spectrum.
You’ve done god’s work.
http://chasingculture.com/liberty/index.php
kristaldmix | November 8, 2006 at 9:56 pm
I want to hate her, I really do but this is so goddamn funny it just made me love her a little bit more. I’d totally do her husband too.
seyoboy | November 8, 2006 at 10:34 pm
Watch Britney sex tape here!!!
http://exposed-celebs.blogspot.com/
Doc | November 9, 2006 at 12:04 am
pwned
gianttwins | November 9, 2006 at 12:31 am
what is wrong with you people, clearly she was taking the piss
iheartgossip | November 9, 2006 at 5:03 am
*lol*
GOLDEN.
I love that above all the music, you can hear her say “WHAT?!” Sooo fierce.
LOVE. IT.
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 6:09 am
“You’re all bastard people and I’m going home to bite my pillow. I hate your ass……face!”
RichPort | November 9, 2006 at 6:17 am
People, relax. Someone told her tit was hanging out right at the moment the winner was announced. She was clearly screaming at her stylist. Easy mistake.
MargeAggedon | November 9, 2006 at 6:37 am
There are awards for country music? So what kind of categories do they have? Most tobacco spit during a single tune?
jrzmommy | November 9, 2006 at 6:54 am
40–hee hee. Yep. They also give awards for:
Most References to a Pick-up Truck
Most References to Jack Daniels
Best Female Artist/Survivor of Domestic Abuse
Most Tattoos
Thickest Twang
Most Sequins on a Cowboy Hat
Triumph Insult Dog | November 9, 2006 at 6:55 am
I don’t know if anyone has figured this out yet, but actually her reaction isn’t of a jealous person.
It looked like someone told her earlier (a producer or somebody?)that she would win the Award and she was real psyched about it.
Then, when they announce someone else, it was like: WHAT the hell?!
I feel your pain, darling!
http://www.blackbeatpress.com
gatorbates | November 9, 2006 at 7:07 am
Faith is just jealous, because the younger, cleaner, tighter, shaven, beautiful smelling, wart-free snatch won.
Kudos to Carrie.
Faith, crawl back into your hole with some Vagasil.
gatorbates | November 9, 2006 at 7:14 am
A Limerick:
There once was a chick named Hill
Who took a dose of a “pill”
The ex got her flyin’
Then she started cryin’
When she got punched in her grill.
Alex | November 9, 2006 at 7:16 am
#10 quote: “That’s nothing, you should see the way she freaks out when you wipe your dick on her curtains.”
You are my fucking hero!
lebronjohn | November 9, 2006 at 7:26 am
I am not a Faith Hill fan or a country music fan, but I don’t think this is serious.
First, she’s still smiling right after they announce it. Secondly, why would she look right into the camera and say that so blatantly, knowing so many people were watching?
DancingQueen | November 9, 2006 at 7:29 am
The best part of the video is right before they announce Carrie’s name Faith is standing there with her shit eating grin, just waiting for her name to be announced while all the other nominees look kinda worried. Then you can see she’s just waiting to get the spotlight all to herself and then BAM they say Carrie’s name and she looks like she’s freaking possessed. That is just awesome. Yet another priceless moment of a celebrity caught on film acting the ass they truly are.
oshkoshb-goshdammgosh | November 9, 2006 at 8:03 am
To cheer her up I bought Faith one of those black “Over the Hill” cakes with a little tombstone on it and some extra large support hose. It was really funny, but her crying started getting annoying, so me and Tim decided to finish having sex at a hotel where we could concentrate.
bigponie | November 9, 2006 at 8:13 am
come on fish give us something new, but in the meantime
What do you call a smart blonde…
a golden retriever.
BoognishRising | November 9, 2006 at 8:25 am
@46
First: delayed reaction.
Second: Because she’s dumb.