Fabio seems to be enjoying his few moments of quasi-relevancy and is talking about his encounter with George Clooney at an L.A. restaurant a few weeks back. Fabio claims George is a “low-class scumbag” that picks on women which prompted the male model to take action, according to Ok! Magazine:
“He was drunk and thought people were taking pictures of him. So I went to the table and explained to him that we were having a charity dinner and I said, ‘You’re more than welcome to come to my table and see if there was a picture of you.’ I apologized and he started being rude so I put him in his place. After I put him in his place — you know I’m three times his size — he got a little scared. I went back to my table and as soon as I sit down he paid his bill, got up and he started insulting the girls. He called the women names. At that point I lost my temper. I went after him and he ran out of the restaurant…. You should be a gentleman. These women were with me and as a man I defend them. He was lucky he ran out of the restaurant. He’s not even half a man.”
While George Clooney might be a drunk that picks on chicks, at least he never did commercials for “I Can’t Believe it’s Not Butter.” If I was Fabio, I’d be embarrassed to show my perfectly sculpted body in public. Do you think he ever, I dunno, rubbed some of that not-butter on his chest? Maybe while he was at home, alone and feeling kind of curious. A, uh, friend wanted to know. A female friend. Yeah, with a vagina. Phew, totally dodged that bullet. I should be in The Matrix.
get naked | November 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
i love fabio. he should have killed that smug diva clooney.
fabioeastsbabies | November 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
on the cards tonight for fabio..some hayden pie
frist???????????????????
mkell | November 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
Oh shit, that’s hilarious!
What a pair of total asses.
raptor_egg | November 15, 2007 at 3:49 pm
3rd!
gotmilk? | November 15, 2007 at 3:50 pm
a little handsy with the young ladies fabio! i love how it seems like these two chicks are taking a picture with him as a dare.
fabioeatsbabies | November 15, 2007 at 3:50 pm
fuck you get naked….
i shall be frist in life
Beady Eyes | November 15, 2007 at 3:51 pm
LOL, why do women think that caveman looking fool is hot?
Look at him? He looks like Iggy Pop’s long lost brother!
Superbad | November 15, 2007 at 3:52 pm
looooool
great last phrase…Neo
Clooney /Fabio for 08 ! ! !
Jen Aniston. | November 15, 2007 at 3:54 pm
i believe fabio’s story.
george is a conceited bitch, who treats fans like shit.
fabio is 6’3 and has a huge hard body.
george is a wimpy 5’9 and not much of an athlete really.
fabio could have crushed him.
superfinoVTO fan | November 15, 2007 at 3:55 pm
I’m disappointed! hayden and kristen look so uncomfortable, i thought for sure you would have some insanely hilarious witty banter to go with those pictures.
clooney got punked | November 15, 2007 at 3:55 pm
it looks like fabio has let these bitches know by his firm grip that they’ll be going home with him tonight.
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 15, 2007 at 3:59 pm
LOL:
This is sort of like a comeback for him
bb | November 15, 2007 at 3:59 pm
GROSSSS!!! He’s so NASTY!!! He looks like Skelator, his eyes are sunken in, and I’m pretty sure he has skin cancer. Bigfoot.
GeorgeClooneyIsAFag | November 15, 2007 at 4:00 pm
I wish Clooney would just get over himself the self-righteous, pompous diva. I wish this old geezer looking mofo were one tenth as good looking as he thinks he is.
roastbeef | November 15, 2007 at 4:02 pm
george clooney is a whiney little bitch and his GF is fugy. I wish Fabio would have crushed him under his giant thumb.
Biff | November 15, 2007 at 4:03 pm
He’s lucky. First those Geico commercials, and now a show on ABC.
fabio is back | November 15, 2007 at 4:04 pm
wikipedia says he was born in 1949. if that is true he looks great.
http://www.amazon.com/Viking-Fabio/dp/0380770482/ref=pd_sim_b
and he is an accomplished author. i kinda want to hit up barnes & noble and check out some of his work.
fabio is back | November 15, 2007 at 4:04 pm
wikipedia says he was born in 1949. if that is true he looks great.
http://www.amazon.com/Viking-Fabio/dp/0380770482/ref=pd_sim_b
and he is an accomplished author. i kinda want to hit up barnes & noble and check out some of his work.
RENEE Z... | November 15, 2007 at 4:04 pm
Wow, if that story is true then George Clooney is a real jerk off. And Fabio is noble for being protective of the women with him. But overall, I can’t help feeling the way I’ve always felt…George Clooney is a tool and Fabio is a douchebag. Or wait, is it the other way around? Either way, cut your hair already Fabio, come on, its 2007…even Michael Bolton cut his off. You are not a white knight. And Clooney totally needs to get over himself. Paints a funny picture though of him running out of a restaurant with Fabio chasing him.
Marcy | November 15, 2007 at 4:06 pm
Fabio is great. :)
minniememe | November 15, 2007 at 4:06 pm
“I crush you hard my manly arms and throw over you my muscular back and leave George Clooney with no womens!”
Ted from LA | November 15, 2007 at 4:09 pm
I hope they settle this with machine guns.
Hididdlyhoneighborino | November 15, 2007 at 4:10 pm
Well Renee, it would just look weird if he cut his hair, that’s part of his look. Plus its starting to swing back around to the long hair look, at least from what I see of the teenagers around here.
dgfd | November 15, 2007 at 4:12 pm
Clooney is an Oscar winning Actor as well as a Director/Scriptwriter and has built a career over the years as opposed to Fagio who got by on his looks and is remembered for nothing other than being beefcake.
Hayden and Kirsten have a “Who the fuck is this douche” look on their faces.
moose hunter | November 15, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Fabio is awesome, but man, I get sad looking at him age. I swear, aging has to be the cruelest thing to ever happen to humankind.
Why must we all end up as helpless, wrinkled smelly hags and hideous senile men? :(
Zanna | November 15, 2007 at 4:15 pm
I smell vinegar and water. It must be Fabio..the fucking douchebag. He’s holding on to those chics like they are what’s left of his career.
NotMuchToSay | November 15, 2007 at 4:36 pm
Clooney is arrogant. Fabio is simple minded. Combine them and you get Fabiney or is it Cloonio. I forget. Where’s the Bourbon.
Lisa | November 15, 2007 at 4:40 pm
While I’m sure George Clooney may have been a bit of a ‘diva’ in this situation, Fabio’s probably thanking his lucky stars that the media is giving him a smidgen of attention, considering he hasn’t done much with his life aside from pose for romance novel covers and hawk a butter substitute.
Fabio is such a cheesy loser, and will NEVER, EVER be as successful as Clooney. Fabio’s also a fugly bastard, and Clooney’s a sexy beast.
Andrea | November 15, 2007 at 4:41 pm
george is short and old. fabio is tall and old. what’s the point i’m trying to make here? that britney is more interesting than these old wrinkled ball-sacks.
Lisa | November 15, 2007 at 4:41 pm
P.S. Hayden looks like she’s REALLY happy to be posing with Fabio. She’s about to burst out into laughter.
tp | November 15, 2007 at 4:42 pm
hayden has a stupid fat head
Jo smo | November 15, 2007 at 4:48 pm
So… Is the girl in pick 2 the same girl on your header of ‘superficial.com????
D. Richards (Right.) | November 15, 2007 at 4:49 pm
I don’t have a problem with Fabio. He seems cool enough. And he rides dirbikes so that gives him street credibility. Once, I saw Fabio two a triple backflip on a CR-250. Amazing! It would have cool if Fabs man-handled Clooney-fag in to the fetal position and fucked him from the side in front of the entire restaurant. I don’t think Fabs is gay at all. He would fuck Clooney like straight men fuck in prison. Just to let him know who’s boss. Alpha.
canuck | November 15, 2007 at 5:06 pm
Goose to the face!! hahahahahaha
clarkehead | November 15, 2007 at 5:13 pm
When did Fabio start looking like Herman Munster?
Ript1&0 | November 15, 2007 at 5:22 pm
YES!!!! YES!!!! Fabio is awesome!! Love how he defended the ladies, ooooo, that’s so strong and manly and protective. Hell yes. Look at his hands, they’re so huge… He can defend my ass any day.
DeepFriedFish | November 15, 2007 at 5:33 pm
HAYDEN: Oh my god…oh my god…oh my god…oh my god…oh my god…please don’t let this shit be catching…
KRISTEN: (whispering) ….shhh, Hayden …find a happy place …smile, something… you’re an actress, damnit.
HAYDEN: I was downing saki shots all morning to have the nerve to get into that water! And now I come home just to catch death by D-List!
zzzz | November 15, 2007 at 5:33 pm
yeah, but atleast fabio never did a commercial for Budweiser….
f-ing gross.
LL | November 15, 2007 at 5:37 pm
Eh, they’re both kinda idiots. Fabio didn’t wrestle a tiger or run into a burning building, he yelled at another guy in a restaurant. As for Clooney, maybe the best way to convince people you want to be left alone to just do your thing is to NOT help cause a scene in a restaurant. Just sayin’. I’d rather look at Clooney than Fabio (Fabio kinda looks like a chick in my office, and that’s not compliment to either one of them), but douchebaggery is douchebaggery. To be avoided.
The Eyes | November 15, 2007 at 5:45 pm
PEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEE!
God damn, LET ME SPLAIN how HOLLYWOOD REALLY works…
George (and his people) DON’T ALLOW FABIO’s … HAS BEENS…
get near them. NOT for a second…
AND WHY?
FABIO IS THE MALE CHYNA… they leach for every photo on sites like this…
DON’T Believe me? LOOK AT THIS FUGGIN STORY!
George is the best Box Office gamble in 40 years in motion pictures.
Period.
And if YOU don’t KNOW that…
if you ARGUE that… you know nothing in Hollywood.
Feckless | November 15, 2007 at 6:22 pm
Jesus 40 take some medicine or speak fucking English.
Secondly, Fabio is awesome. Never paid much attention to him before this (although if you check the previous post you will see that I bet $50 on him against Georgee) – tough guys sell butter, wusses make good night and good luck.
21st century digital boy | November 15, 2007 at 6:41 pm
I love the looks of pure terror on the girls faces.
Kimberly | November 15, 2007 at 7:34 pm
Hayden Panettiere looks so awkward and uncomfortable with Fabio. She must be feeling a poke down there…
Nathiest | November 15, 2007 at 7:44 pm
bull fucking shit!
Eye-Dish Lass | November 15, 2007 at 7:56 pm
GC is a bore who dates common women as beards. He and Fabio probably were having a sword fight in the bathroom and this was just part of their role-playing. ACTORS 99.9% of the time = I’m Gay Gay Gay! Clooney, owns a f’g pig (probably likes the creepy squeal – ewwww!), and is the ultimate “confirmed bachelor.” Hahahahahaha! Sure George, we buy it…..just like Liberace….
George: Shhhh….Lance Bass is FREE! Go 4 it!
Brad Pitt | November 15, 2007 at 7:57 pm
@ Fabio
Great publicity stunt you big nasty fuck. It’s one thing to stand up for the ladies because it’s the right thing to do, and it’s another thing to do it just so you can go and brag about later to try and jumpstart your sad career.
Eye-Dish Lass | November 15, 2007 at 7:59 pm
…..Why is Hayden Panawhatever dressed like she is about to do a weather report in Chicago? Anyone?
Eye-Dish Lass | November 15, 2007 at 8:00 pm
…..Why is Hayden Panawhatever dressed like she is about to do a weather report in Chicago? Anyone?
sindiva | November 15, 2007 at 8:09 pm
pfffffft Fabio trumps Clooney.
Fabio can do silly adds for a stupid butter commercial which he did after it was discovered he modeled for romance novels. He DOES not take himself seriously. When he’s been on Conan he makes fun of himself. He has found a niche and he rocks it.
George Clooney plays the same character in every film. WOO.talent. George was just embarrassed that he was put in his place in front of his woman. So he had to be a big shot.
How is this jump starting a career when this was spur of the moment?? He was illustrating how George was weak because instead of attacking Fabio he attacked the ladies.
yeah, SO self serving.
Justin | November 15, 2007 at 8:26 pm
She is so beautiful. Her nude profile and some of her nude photos were found on a nudist date site named http://www.nudistonly.com . I am curious why she was there ? Is she a nudist ? Anyone knows ?