Explosions At Boston Marathon Confirmed As Bombs (UPDATE: Nobody Knows WTF)
This was going to be a post about Teen Mom Farrah‘s sex tape, but two explosions just went off at the finish line of the Boston Marathon with
unconfirmed reports flying around Twitter that police have done a controlled explosion of a homemade device that failed to go off, and a gas explosion is probably now definitely ruled out. As of right now, there are few facts to go on, but as Charles Pierce pointed out on Esquire, along with it being Tax Day and happening in Boston, this date had special significance to guys like Timothy McVeigh. Or Obama did it to take our guns. Whichever you prefer.
Thoughts and prayers to the victims and their families,
– The Superficial
UPDATE: NY Post reports suspect already in custody at hospital. Idiot was hit by his own shrapnel.
UPDATE: Or not. I’ll stop updating now.
NOTE: Ridiculous Vine video of the blast.