Excuse Me, Bill Clinton? I Think We Have Just What You’re Looking For

May 28th, 2013 // 29 Comments
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Here’s Bill Clinton simultaneously raising money for an AIDS charity while admiring the swollen bosom of mom-to-be Fergie. I know the former president is now a globe-trotting philanthropist, who’s schedule doesn’t leave much time to be scouring the entire Internet for the huge, milk-enhanced breasts of celebrity mothers. And that’s where we come in. Here’s just a sampling of our vast archive of the doubling, sometimes tripling effect of motherhood on what we call nature’s bounty. Mr. Clinton, there’s much more where that came from, and it would be an honor to serve you in this capacity. *salutes flag, googles wet nurse porn*

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty

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  1. Bill Clinton Elton John AIDS Solidarity Gala
    Cock Dr
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    Notice that when breasts aren’t around the man’s inner joy and light go out just that quick.
    We need some cleavage over here ASAP.

  2. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    Let’s see:
    1. Barbara Eden is 78.
    2. Bill Clinton is ready to hit it.

    The mind boggles.

  3. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
    cc
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    She had the most ridiculously hot natural body back in the day. Even with enhancements most of today’s tarts can’t beat it.

    I think she was responsible for my precocious sexuality.

  4. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
    SIN
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    The old perv isn’t even trying to be sly about it.

  5. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
    SIN
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    Bill, this is yours.

  6. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
    SIN
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    She is 87 but Bill is still going to fuck her. He is going to let his genie out.

  7. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
    anonym
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    Bill is always looking at the tits.

    always.

    Bill, our pimp horndog president.

  8. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
    anonym
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    She looks good for 78

  9. It was nice he took time of from raping women to spend some quality time leering at them.

  10. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    “Well, they’re somewhat leathery and gross, but they are big and it sure does help distract from your face.”

  11. “So tell me, Ms. Fergie, what brand of cigars DOES Mr. Fergie…errr…smoke?”

  12. right

    Bill Clinton scores lots of hot tail. Best picture of him is with the two porn stars. Bet he fucked both of them later in the evening.

    • Gennifer Flowers

      Since he, just like Paris Hilton, gets his Valtrex by auto-ship I hope the girls insisted that he use protection.

  13. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    He’s such a stud that women know to just “present” their breasts to him when greeting him!

  14. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    He just looks at women and he knocks them up. Yeah, he’s THAT potent!

  15. Bill Clinton has all the class of a Somalian porta-potty.

  16. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    “I like the way you grip that bottle!”

  17. Bill Clinton Elton John AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    Please get away from Mr. Clinton. He thought you were William Shatner.

  18. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    “Are you ready to spin the wheel for a chanceto enter the showcase showdown?”

  19. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    “Are you ready to spin the wheel for a chance to enter the showcase showdown?

  20. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
    Krazee Thug Nutz
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    “This one time, at genie camp…”

  21. Bill Clinton Elton John AIDS Solidarity Gala
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    The uncomfortable silence & body language that followed Bill’s rejecting a free BJ out the back.

  22. Hello boys, have a good nights rest? I missed you.

  23. Bill Clinton AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    There he goes, telling the story about how he didn’t inhale, for the umpteenth time, that lovable old codger.

  24. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    At first I was going to say how brilliant the photographer was. I love the symbolism of where he captured Clinton’s mike. Then I realized that Fergie was holding a mike in the same position. Then I realized the photographer is a genius.

  25. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
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    “Actually, I only have one wish: that you were 50 years younger.”

  26. Bill Clinton Fergie AIDS Solidarity Gala
    brent
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    mouth breather

  27. Bill Clinton Barbara Eden Holding Hands AIDS Solidarity Gala
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Bill says, “I’m gonna die while fuckin’ anyone else but Hillary, so do YOU want to be the one with me when I come and go at the same time Ms. Eden?”

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