Excuse Me, Bill Clinton? I Think We Have Just What You’re Looking For

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Here’s Bill Clinton simultaneously raising money for an AIDS charity while admiring the swollen bosom of mom-to-be Fergie. I know the former president is now a globe-trotting philanthropist, who’s schedule doesn’t leave much time to be scouring the entire Internet for the huge, milk-enhanced breasts of celebrity mothers. And that’s where we come in. Here’s just a sampling of our vast archive of the doubling, sometimes tripling effect of motherhood on what we call nature’s bounty. Mr. Clinton, there’s much more where that came from, and it would be an honor to serve you in this capacity. *salutes flag, googles wet nurse porn*

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