EXCLUSIVE: Megan Hauserman surrounded by ex-cons on reality show

August 21st, 2009 // 42 Comments

After Ryan Jenkins, a contestant on VH1′s Megan Wants a Millionaire, became a fugitive for murdering his stripper wife Jasmine Fiore, it was revealed he had a 2005 conviction for assaulting his girlfriend at the time. Obviously this raised questions about background checks for VH1 reality shows, and producers issued a statement that their vetting process is thorough. But not so much. An exclusive source to The Superficial reveals that the contestant known as “Audi” (above) isn’t even rich and also has a criminal record:

I know for sure their vetting process is bogus. A local friend and barbershop owner, Audi of Central Ave Barbershop, (Central Ave Pawtucket RI), was on the show and is not a millionaire. He also has been to jail several times for selling drugs.

Of course, one has to ask what’s the greater crime here: Allowing ex-cons on a dating show or letting Bret Michaels shoot reality spin-offs out of his penis? Personally, only one of these makes me fear the collapse of civilization, and it’s not the bald guy up top. Unless that’s really a picture of Bret after passing out in a tanning bed. (Dude, you forgot your wig.)

Photo: VH1
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  1. F22

    Investigative journalism from the SW? What’s next?!

  2. Rebecca

    WOW. Way to go VH1!

  3. Rebecca

    WOW. Way to go VH1!

  4. FactChecker

    Big deal, Obama admitted smoking crack cocaine and selling pot in his book “Dreams from my father”.

    If the president can be rehabbed, can’t poor little Audi?

    He looks like a nice guy to me.

  5. I WANNA BANG MEGAN

    In all fairness, she did sniff this loser out in the first episode. At least the murderer knew how to act like he had some class.

  6. GeorgeWBush

    VH1 is own by MTV so you can expect getto service

  7. The Dating Game

    Anyone that goes on a reality show gets what they deserve.

    On the old Dating Game even the winners had chaperones on their trip, which I’ve heard were some member of the crew that also wanted a free vacation.
    Everyone knew that that show was a joke, but these new reality shows are full of all sort of dubious personalities since there is now mega bucks at stake and not some cheap weekend trip.

    I hope this is the death of all these whore/murdered reality shows.

    Good Riddance to Bad Fruit.

  8. The Dating Game

    Anyone that goes on a reality show gets what they deserve.

    On the old Dating Game even the winners had chaperones on their trip, which I’ve heard were some member of the crew that also wanted a free vacation.
    Everyone knew that that show was a joke, but these new reality shows are full of all sort of dubious personalities since there is now mega bucks at stake and not some cheap weekend trip.

    I hope this is the death of all these whore/murdered reality shows.

    Good Riddance to Bad Fruit.

  9. CrackHead

    I’ve bought crack from this home boy.

  10. Chico

    So lame.

    Can you post some more tits or something.

    We need more tits!

    Now!!

  11. I WANNA BANG MEGAN

    @11
    I agree… Megan’s done some Playboy pics. Post some of those instead of these wack-ass fake millionaires that are on the show.

  12. I’ve heard that the people on Millionaire Matchmaker aren’t technically millionaires either but they’re pretty much all entrepreneurial and make decent amounts of money. I think the main point is watching gold digging women embarrass themselves on television.

    I feel like everyday should be a Bret Michaels joke day.

  13. gotmilk?

    and who cares? would i be sad if that vapid bitch megan gets wacked? nope! that person should probably get some sort of award.

  14. Hey BJ Penn Grew a mustachio….

  15. David

    Being a millionaire isn’t THAT difficult. You just have to have personal assets that are valued at 1 million or more dollars.

  16. bang dang

    #16

    That’s net worth over a million dollars.

  17. Tom K

    #16.

    So exactly what personal assets does this Mexican have that are valued at 1 million dollars or more? Lawn Mowers, drugs, guns and flannel shirts? LOL

    I knew that wetback wasn’t a millionaire!!!!! Come on!!!! Those VH1 shows are so fucking laughable, full of child molesters, rapists, drunks, murderers and whores.

  18. Tom K

    Also……”He also has been to jail several times for selling drugs.”

    What fuck is up with our legal system?

  19. audi

    How the hell do u guys know what I have and don’t have..for your information…I own 2 houses and a buisness…so I’m well off …u haters!!…and this is america..ur suppose 2 have a second chance…that’s y people who been in prison allways go back because no 1 gives them a second chance…Now what’s wrong with our country when a man with a record can’t get a job or a second chance at life…we should just b like a 3rd world county then..and kill or chop off limbs of people who make mistakes…no1 know peoples situations…every1s situations r different …MIND UR BIUSNESS..and stop worrying about mine

  20. audi

    How the hell do u guys know what I have and don’t have..for your information…I own 2 houses and a buisness…so I’m well off …u haters!!…and this is america..ur suppose 2 have a second chance…that’s y people who been in prison allways go back because no 1 gives them a second chance…Now what’s wrong with our country when a man with a record can’t get a job or a second chance at life…we should just b like a 3rd world county then..and kill or chop off limbs of people who make mistakes…no1 know peoples situations…every1s situations r different …MIND UR BIUSNESS..and stop worrying about mine

  21. How the hell do u guys know what I have and don’t have..for your information…I own 2 houses and a buisness…so I’m well off …u haters!!…and this is america..ur suppose 2 have a second chance…that’s y people who been in prison allways go back because no 1 gives them a second chance…Now what’s wrong with our country when a man with a record can’t get a job or a second chance at life…we should just b like a 3rd world county then..and kill or chop off limbs of people who make mistakes…no1 know peoples situations…every1s situations r different …MIND UR BIUSNESS..and stop worrying about mine

  22. F2

    Wow, all that AND good grammar? Browr.

  23. mk

    audi, stop feeling sorry for yourself , idiot. you choose to sell drugs and only stopped cause you got caught. You probably sold drugs to kids and young mothers. greedy pig.

  24. How the hell do u guys know what I have and don’t have..for your information…I own 2 houses and a buisness…so I’m well off …u haters!!…and this is america..ur suppose 2 have a second chance…that’s y people who been in prison allways go back because no 1 gives them a second chance…Now what’s wrong with our country when a man with a record can’t get a job or a second chance at life…we should just b like a 3rd world county then..and kill or chop off limbs of people who make mistakes…no1 know peoples situations…every1s situations r different …MIND UR BIUSNESS..and stop worrying about mine

  25. F2

    And I can tell from your multiple posts that you’re tech savvy and have lots of patience… Getting hot under the collar here!!! Woo!

  26. Jennyjenjen

    Audi writes like a 13 year old girl texts.

  27. BGC

    big deal… who hasn’t been arrested for drugs?

  28. hahaha

    “what’s wrong with our country when a man with a record can’t get a job or a second chance at life…we should just b like a 3rd world county then..and kill or chop off limbs of people who make mistakes…”

    No, because then what do you give to the law-abiders? Those are the ones who need and should get all the chances.
    Breaking the law is easy and it shows weakness, greed and sheer stupidity.
    Any one of us could do the easy thing and take a chance for a quick buck or some fun or something else, but we usually don’t because GUESS WHAT.. we don’t think the RISK and the CONSEQUENCES of it are worth it. Do you think it’s just by luck that the majority of the population have jobs and are not selling heroin??? Umm no.

    This story shows exactly why you shouldn’t give people (criminals) second chances.

    I also doubt you have even graduated audi.

    ..It IS easy to be a millionaire….if you were born to rich parents! Trust me audi, nobody is worrying about you. Only your sanity maybe… are you by any chance Paris Hilton?

  29. andy

    My friend recommended me a very interesting place____billionaireromance .com____ It’s where wealthy singles looking for someone to enjoy their wealthy lifestyle with:)

  30. Darth

    With a chef’s hat on he could be easily a standard cook or a baker.

  31. Galtacticus

    Look at the size of his upper arms.Is he cutting hair with garden scissors!?

  32. He looks like a nice, respectable felon. I mean fellow.

  33. mafme

    *That* guy is an ex-con? Get OUT!

  34. Alessandra

    This goes to show how immature and judgmental people really can be. Mexican?? Garden Scissors? People should really try to mind their own business and stop worrying about others and how others live. Its not your life so why care..We all do things for a reason or for a need. Some are just more fortunate than others….and sadly to say those (some not all) that are fortunate are just wacked out…

  35. Alessandra

    This goes to show how immature and judgmental people really can be. Mexican?? Garden Scissors? People should really try to mind their own business and stop worrying about others and how others live. Its not your life so why care..We all do things for a reason or for a need. Some are just more fortunate than others….and sadly to say those (some not all) that are fortunate are just wacked out…

  36. Alessandra

    This goes to show how immature and judgmental people really can be. Mexican?? Garden Scissors? People should really try to mind their own business and stop worrying about others and how others live. Its not your life so why care..We all do things for a reason or for a need. Some are just more fortunate than others….and sadly to say those (some not all) that are fortunate are just wacked out…

  37. Pilialoha

    Thats pretty f’d up that vh1 with all the money they got cant do things right…i aint a big fan of megan but i feel shes lucky she didnt end up with him…thoughts and prayers with the girls family…

  38. TIFFANY

    I find it sad that with everything going on, all you people can do is sling insults, and try to bring others down. Aren’t we all adults here? People do have rights and shouldn’t be judged on past circumstances. It’s not right to judge someone you don’t even know. And for all you “educated” smartasses, you should be ashamed of yourselves, someone has died and you should be expressing sorrow for this poor woman’s family. Not demeaning people you don’t even know. This is a sad instance and you all should learn some manners.

  39. EnlightenedSoul

    hello everyone!

    Although I happen to be hispanic and a bit educated, reading the previous comments about Mexicans who happen to be uneducated and idiots was not very nice or accurate. You will eventully discover somewhere and in the course of your life on earth that many Mexicans can be intelligent and with pretty impressive IQ’s. However this dude Audi who went on that Megan’ wants a Millionare reality show did not impress me at all. How dare he offer himself to any women as a potential boyfriend, knowing full well that he participated in criminal activity. The nerve of Audi to show his face to others that he had admirable qualities, which he did not. Sad to say but if you keep those things hidden, your basically a lier and a phony.

    Now as far as all the critisisim he is getting now, well I would say that Audi is responsible for getting that kind of attention since he is in control of his life and he made a choice to go on tv.

    p.s. I know I misspelled a few, but the comment is still valid.

    Thanks!

  40. tired of the bs

    This ‘poor’ dead woman was a con artist in the sex industry. Can you say gold-digging whore? She married a man she met at a strip club (where she worked?) after knowing him for two days. Would that have happened if he were not rich? Nope. She allegedly had him arrested for domestic violence and had the marriage annulled, but two weeks before her death, she was taped dancing like a stripper in public at the pool for Ryan. The weekend before her death, she was with this former husband at a poker tournament and had spent the night with him in the hotel. All this while continuing to take money from him as she texted another man she was having sex with. She was a cheap, lying, whore of a bimbo. Megan is different how? Anyone who has anything to do with a reality show or their contestants deserves what they get.

  41. the Jay Man

    Hey Tired of the BS. Right on. totally agree with you.
    i just got reamed out on another blog because i said that it was too bad old ryan off’ed himself before they let loose on that murdering bitch Casey Anthony. I might have to quote you given your truly excellent and succinct grasp on the situation. Check out the blog that deals with “Ryan Jenkins was a coward”.

    later

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