EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Photos – Round 2

December 18th, 2008 // 108 Comments

Here’s the second round of exclusive pics from Kim Kardashian’s 2009 Wall Calendar. Now with more seductively placed area rugs and Western-themed innuendos. Giddy up!

Thanks again to Kim Kardashian who wants you to swing by her online store and pick up a calendar for someone you love this holiday. On that note, Grandma, your Christmas just got shitloads more awesome! And to think, I almost bought you that Josh Groban CD you wanted. You’re welcome.

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  1. sam hain

    doink.

  2. isitin

    Who the hell would buy a calendar with this hairy pig on it????.

  3. isitin

    doink????. Are you a stupid fucking moron?. Is that how you spell “FIRST” in your language of choice.

  4. bmurphy72

    Why do we keep promoting her? She likes to be pee’d upon.

  5. F-Obama

    Still wouldn’t buy it. Id rather see a calendar of Heidi & Spencer in my house. and NO! I AM NOT GAY!

  6. Parker

    I want to blow a load in her big fat ass so bad I can almost feel her big butt pillows wrapped around my weiner now, slowly choking the life out of it. Each time you fuck her in the ass the question always hangs in the air, will my cock survive or will it die within those crushing depths? It’s like dancing on the edge of a razor blade.

  7. mimi

    I hate Armenians, always whining about this so-called genocide bullshit. Ethnic cleansing is part of life and they need to get over it.

  8. Obama Biden

    DAYUM I GOTS MUH DIK IN MUH HANDS AN BEETIN IT!

    DEM WHITE WIMMINZ IZ FYYYYYNE. I GOTTA GET MAH HOMIEZ
    TO GETZ HER UP IN DAH ESCALADE FUH SUM RAPIN!

    DAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMMMMMMM1

    DON TELLL MICHUUULLLL DUH MUNKEY!

  9. Jamie's Uterus

    In the pic of the 3 Kims, the Kim on the left looks like she’s constipated and is trying to take a big dump. Big ass, big dump.

    Also, aren’t these pics from when she was making a special calendar for the black guy that pisses on her now, Reggie? I thought I saw a clip of this photo shoot on that awful TV show.

  10. Peed on? wait till you haters found out she swallows,,,every drop!

    thx for the xmas present fish!

  11. Lio

    First..Last.. you guys are losers for posting comments ealier than 7 o clock.

  12. Lio

    First..Last.. you guys are losers for posting comments ealier than 7 o clock am.

  13. Scrodo

    I never want to hear what she has to say, because it poisons my mind. However, I can look at her phat breasts and booty forever. And ever.

  14. Mr. Jones

    She she re-enact Mapplethorp’s “Piss Christ”, where she has a picture of herself immersed in urine. It’s art, you know.

  15. Scrodo

    Re: #11 – Not everyone on Earth lives in the same time zone.

  16. p911gt10c

    WASTE OF TIME!

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    RichPort’s Ghost

  18. Obama the Messiah

    Wait, wait, wait. #10 are you telling me she swallows?! Count me in bitches!

  19. Average Joe

    Why? Why do you keep showing this disgusting fat-ass?

  20. This calendar can be found, for a limited time, at

    http://www.chickdowntown.com

  21. Grant

    Superficial Writer’s nose is so far up this girl’s arse I’m surprised we can’t see his feet dangling out the back. Oh, that’s right, he’s off spending the cash they pay him to post this PR.

  22. BondJamesBond

    UGLY! oink oink…..

  23. dork

    What? No nudity? Who’s going to buy this with no nudity? I want to see nipple on my calendar!

  24. 13

    SHE LOOKS GREAT, BUT WITH TONS OF MAKEUP AND PLASTIC SURGERY, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOOK GREAT?

    IT JUST REALLY IRRITATES ME THE WAY SHE STILL SAYS HER VIDEO WAS LEAKED AND SHE WAS SO EMBARASSED. GIVE ME A BREAK. IF YOU’RE SUCH A SHY, GOOD GIRL, YOU WOULDNT BE POSING FOR PLAYBOY OR THESE CALENDARS.

    KIM, ADMIT IT, YOU’RE A SLUT. I THINK EVERYONE WOULD LIKE YOU MORE IF YOU JUST STOPPED DENYING IT.

  25. lol

    SOME OF THESE PICS ARE FROM THE CALENDAR SHE PUT TOGETHER FOR REGGIE’S BDAY THIS YEAR. REMEMBER IN THE SHOW HOW SHE KEPT TLAKING ABOUT HOW THESE SHOTS ARE ONLY FOR REGGIE’S EYES?

    SUCH A SLUT.

  26. Aloha Fukkers

    Wow

    I saw this girl at http://www.goldenshowersonfatasses.com. All the hot girls and guys are there!!

  27. Maria

    HER GIRL IS DOG UGLY!!!!!

  28. Maria

    HER GIRL IS DOG UGLY!!!!!

  29. Megan

    Do you think they used enough lens flare?

  30. havoc

    Bedroom eyes, blowjob lips and an ass made for pounding.

    What’s not to love?

    .

  31. Kevin

    I don’t care what anyone says…I would destroy this chick.

  32. literarycritic

    Her eyes look dead.

    Know how they say “the lights are on, but nobody’s home”? In this case, the lights aren’t even on. Talk about vacant.

  33. shes not smilin w/ her eyes

  34. simplicity

    NOBODY WANTS A CALENDAR WITH THIS CHICK ON IT

    stop posting crap about her!
    nobody cares

    What’s up with the Superficial Now?? Why are you marketing her?

    BORING…. and completelyl lame.
    It’s showing how seriously pathetic this Site is getting.

  35. Pap Smear

    She looks like amy winehouse in the first pic, if amy winehouse got peed on

  36. Pap Smear

    She looks like amy winehouse in the first pic, if amy winehouse got peed on

  37. Deacon Jones

    Whew! I can just feel the rage thru the computer screen ladies! It’s not her fault you’ll never be anything close to her! Go watch Oprah or something

  38. PostmortemG

    How very fucking *BORING*. As others have posted, the least you could expect from the whore would be a full-on shot of her a$$, but she didn’t deliver. The funny thing is, i think Kim just killed half the sales she would’ve made on her calendar by distributing these pictures. Seriously… who else but her most desperate, female-deprived fans would bother spending ca$h on this bullshit?

    Accept yourself for what you are, Kim: an utterly shallow and talentless fucktoy. Heidi Montag can probably carry on a better conversation than you. You are in no way an ‘elite’ individual; rather, you’re the little blue disc at the bottom of society’s urinal, slowly but surely melting away. If you want to impress the public, why not put out a calendar featuring 12 months of nothing but your huge a$$? You could throw in a wide open vagina shot while you’re at it.

  39. just

    Hang on a fucking minute… ONLINE SALES? That would mean that you need internet access, correct? If you are online and have access to just about every pornographic indulgence known and unknown to mankind there really has to be something wrong with you if you buy this fucking nonsense.

    Athletes play shit – buy a calender
    Supermodels model shit (and know how to fucking pose) – buy a calender
    Singers sing shit – buy a calender
    Actors act in shit – buy a calender
    KK….. er… Sings? NO! Acts? NO! Entertains? NO! Knows how to pose? NO! Demonstrates on a shitty “homemade” porn tape that she has a clue in bed? HAHAHAHAHA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    I don’t even need to rest my case because this disaster wouldn’t make it to a trial!

    I will admit.. at this moment in time, in the looks department she is a very sexy woman. But a completely vacuous woman with no fucking morals who sells her backside for cash is a complete turn off.. or a prostitute. Take your pick.

    When you sell yourself out and push yourself as sexy… make sure you can actually deliver the SEXY! Her tape proves she has NO IDEA about sex and thus her entire reason for being “famous” is a JOKE! If you are a slut.. be a shameless one that knows how to work it!

  40. dude

    Too much floppy horselips. Not enough ass.

    FAIL.

  41. #39 – Duuuuuuude (said like the tortoises in Finding Nemo)… life is way too short to take this shit so seriously… pop a Xanax…

  42. tang

    Dude, she looks like Amy Winehouse with lots of photoshop. Why’re you marketing her, anyway?

  43. just

    I’m completely chilled old boy.. and never felt the need to fall back on America’s favourite pastime of drugging myself up to my eyeballs to get through my days.

    I am just old school and like to be entertained by people that DO something well. Or at least do something. If she did something well that served for entertainment.. holy shit she would get my vote in a heartbeat. However…

  44. SB

    Someone should send one of these to O.J. in prison. You know”Uncle” O.J. hit that!

  45. SB

    Someone should send one of these to O.J. in prison. You know”Uncle” O.J. hit that!

  46. TheJoker07

    Nice too bad not that many booty pics.

  47. AJ

    Notice how they never show her famous girdle butt. This is because the creators of the calendar did not want to take the time and energy to fix Kim’s big wide square loose butt. Kim is only good for showing her girdle butt for amusement purposes and other than that; who cares.

  48. Winston

    Kim’s hips look huge for a female with a short stature of 5’3″ in the picture where she is wearing all black. It was definitely a challenge for the calendar makers to make Kim look good and not as fat.

  49. dragon43078

    Why do you keep showing this no talent, fat ass, useless, smelly nobody? Why?

  50. Truth doctor

    Ok, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed.

    and that’s the truth.

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