EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Photos

December 18th, 2008 // 132 Comments

These are exclusive photos full of lingerie goodness from Kim Kardashian’s 2009 Wall Calendar and, also, some that didn’t make the cut. We’ll have the rest of the months exclusively on the bright tomorrow, so be sure to check back.

In the meantime, if you want one these babies hanging in your garage/lair/wife’s closet (She won’t mind.), they’re available online through Kim’s Official Store. Tell them I sent you. Actually, don’t because it’s a computer, and people will think you’re crazy.

Thanks to Kim for the pics and being surprisingly cool with me calling your sister a Sasquatch this morning. I mean, uh, some other guy did. I don’t even know what an Internet is!

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  1. mensa

    i agree with #56 and #51. ESPECIALLY #51. selling out to kim kardasiwho is a new low, even lower than the never-ending parade of unattractive women in bikinis this past summer. you used to be so funny, superficial writer…

  2. Elk

    46. PostmortemG
    “Billions of people outside the U.$.A. can rent a hot slut for a less than what it costs to take a girl out to a nice dinner [ Especially here in South America ]. What makes Kim Kardashian any better?”

    Because you’re full of shit, you can’t get a girl that looks like Kim of less then a nice dinner. You can get a hooker with AIDS.

    “And your posts are superior because…?”

    Because I’m not posting BS.

    “You’re clearly the idiot here. What has K.K. done for you? Decades ago, celebrities were people the public aspired to. Contemporary celebrities [ Especially pseudo-celebrities like Ms. Urinal here ]”

    See this is what I mean by BS. This “she got peed on” stuff has been repeated over and over and over and I’ve asked over and over and over for someone to post a link to this video and no-one has.

  3. PostmortemG

    “Because you’re full of shit, you can’t get a girl that looks like Kim of less then a nice dinner. You can get a hooker with AIDS.”

    Maybe where you live, son. It would be a waste of my time to give you an indepth explanation; let’s just say that whores are whores, and that it’s a whole different world outside the U.$.A., concerning prostitution and adult entertainment [ Especially when one has dollars/euros/pounds on hand ]. Big breasts and a huge ass are *NOT* exclusive to this particular slut, genius.

    “See this is what I mean by BS. This “she got peed on” stuff has been repeated over and over and over and I’ve asked over and over and over for someone to post a link to this video and no-one has.”

    I don’t blame ‘them’ for not posting anything. I for one have never seen this footage [ Nor do i ever want to ], but apparently it happened. I’m surprised you haven’t bought the damn DVD already, fanboy.

  4. Notice

    104, you probably molest animals too, so you think you’re ok and the rest of the sane world is fucked up. You have it backwards, dipshit.

    I see better looking women daily. DAILY! Better looking women than Kim at convenience stores, bars, grocery stores, auto parts stores, restaurants, diners, car dealerships. Everywhere there are women, there are women who look much better than carp lip Kim. She’s illiterate, has no talent whatsoever, is shallow and vapid as can be.

    You must have this celebrity bashing site mixed up with your celebrity asslick site where you nauseate eachother trying to be the best celebrity suck-up in the gutter.

    A link to a celebrity sex tape? Otherwise it doesn’t exist? LMAO thanks for proving you’re not only an idiot and celeb suck-up, you’re also out of the loop and so lazy you can’t find sex tapes without a link. What a douche, you should have been a Kardashian.

  5. Aja ( the real )

    She’s vapid, but her face and hair is stunning.

  6. She’s beyond gorgeous.

  7. robert

    so where are the hot pics in this calendar. all pics are average and not one
    is sexy @!!!. her sister courtney has a better ass and smarts!!!
    is ir true santa says ho ho ho and kim is the lead ho.
    robert

  8. Elk

    105. PostmortemG
    “I don’t blame ‘them’ for not posting anything. I for one have never seen this footage [ Nor do i ever want to ], but apparently it happened. I’m surprised you haven’t bought the damn DVD already, fanboy.

    106. Notice
    “A link to a celebrity sex tape? Otherwise it doesn’t exist? LMAO thanks for proving you’re not only an idiot and celeb suck-up, you’re also out of the loop and so lazy you can’t find sex tapes without a link. What a douche, you should have been a Kardashian.”

    There was a link to the tape posted on this morons and there was no pissing in it.

    Why do you hate her so much? Where you the ugly girl in highschool and are trying to get back at good looking girls or do you just have no life?

  9. Kim's a WHORE

    5 bucks to watch someone come in her face is the definition of a WHORE!

    You can debate the rest of it but that is not debatable.

  10. HO HO HO

    5 bucks to watch someone come in her face is the definition of a WHORE!

    You can debate the rest of it but that is not debatable.

  11. Notice

    “There was a link to the tape posted on this morons and there was no pissing in it.”

    Obviously it was an edited version, not the full version.

    “Where you the ugly girl in highschool and are trying to get back at good looking girls or do you just have no life?”

    Neither. Now you’re sounding like Kim. With your logic skills you’re in the same category: uneducated.

    Kim K, and numerous other celebretards make fools of themselves and prove how vapid, uneducated, shallow, dumb, ignorant, self-centered, self-righteous, disgusting, vain, attention starved and desperate they are. We don’t hate them; we’re merely disgusted at the sight and sound of deluxe douchebags, that’s all.

  12. oxnardloco805

    FUCK I SWEAR EVRYONE HATES ON KIM KARDASHIAN…IF ANYTHING ALL U LAMEZ OUT THEIR TALKIN SHIT NEED A FUCKEN LIFE..IF YOU THINK SHES SO UGLY THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OVER HERE LOOKING AT HER PHOTOS AND COMMENTING ANYWAYZ…AND FOR THE LADIEZ OUT THERE WRITING THEIR SHIT ABOUT KIM…NEED TO STOP…I DONT SEE ANY OF YOU ON TV OR ON THE NET…KIMS DOING HER THING CUZ SHES FUCKEN BOMB..YEAH MAYBE SHE DOES DO WAT SHE DO PUTTING ON MAKEUP EYELASHES AND SHIT BUT SHES THE ONE TAKING FLIKAZ AND MAKIN SERIO MONEY..WHILE YOU ALL FUCKEN POST UP SHIT TALKIN LONG SHIT…KIMS FUCKEN BOMB SHES HELLA FINE AND SHES DOING HER THING..FUCK THE ONES THAT HATE ON HER SERIO!!!

  13. PostmortemG

    “FUCK I SWEAR EVRYONE HATES ON KIM KARDASHIAN…IF ANYTHING ALL U LAMEZ OUT THEIR TALKIN SHIT NEED A FUCKEN LIFE..”

    First off: deciphering your ghetto talk took a bit of effort, but I’ve managed to do it. Second: if you think defending her somehow means *YOU* have a “FUCKEN LIFE”, then you’re definitely as stupid as your words read.

    “IF YOU THINK SHES SO UGLY THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU OVER HERE LOOKING AT HER PHOTOS AND COMMENTING ANYWAYZ…”

    The whore’s attempts at legitimacy are amusing, that’s why. Your post makes this all even more amusing. =D

    “AND FOR THE LADIEZ OUT THERE WRITING THEIR SHIT ABOUT KIM…NEED TO STOP…I DONT SEE ANY OF YOU ON TV OR ON THE NET…KIMS DOING HER THING CUZ SHES FUCKEN BOMB..YEAH MAYBE SHE DOES DO WAT SHE DO PUTTING ON MAKEUP EYELASHES AND SHIT BUT SHES THE ONE TAKING FLIKAZ AND MAKIN SERIO MONEY..”

    Damn! Way to work the ghetto speak, yo! So K.K. makes mad ca$h off the easily impressed, such as yourself. Big deal.

    “WHILE YOU ALL FUCKEN POST UP SHIT TALKIN LONG SHIT…KIMS FUCKEN BOMB SHES HELLA FINE AND SHES DOING HER THING..FUCK THE ONES THAT HATE ON HER SERIO!!!”

    She will *ALWAYS* be ridiculed. Get over it. Back to the projects and your crack lab with you now.

  14. peaceful

    Everyones judgmental comments will be judged. I pray for you all.

  15. KEEPING IT REAL

    KIM IS A WORTHLESS NO TALENT PORN STAR. SHE RELIES ON PHOTOSHOP, GIRDLES, AND SUPPORT HOSE TO IMPROVE HER SHORT FAT PEAR SHAPED BODY. SHE ALSO RELIES ON COSMETIC SURGERY LIKE BREAST IMPLANTS, NOSE JOB, AND CELLULITE REMOVAL. ONLY A SHORT FAT CHICK WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM WOULD BE JEALOUS OF KIM BECAUSE WHO WANTS TO BE A SHORT FAT CHICK FAMOUS FOR DOING PORN?

  16. Sal

    #116

    By who? The pretend man high up in the sky? Too bad Kim did not get a higer education because at the rate she is going; she will need to marry money or quit eating too much. Kim’s short body with size 40 inch hips look horrible.

  17. This woman is about as beautiful as they come!!
    You go girl!

  18. She is really glamorous I must say. I don’t know what people are thinking about her but she is truly talented if she stop to exposing herself to the media.

  19. She is pretty….and that’s lucky for her because she has absolutely nothing else going for her. She’s beyond gorgeous.

  20. photoshop or no photoshop, she’s just effin hot

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  24. amazing calendar !! I really enjoyed EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Photos

  25. Photo #2 is the best…!!!! Kim Kardashian is sexy….

  26. despite her attitude and controversy, she is one hot chick

  27. Photo #2 is the best and the hottest!

  28. so sexy! i love Kim!!

  29. great pic as always, Kim is such an amazing model! I hope that she continues famous!!! Thanks!

  30. Kim has talent as a glamor model ( the big tittied kind on cars n in lingerie).

  31. I just found it humorous that her sister is coming out as a spokesperson for PETA and Kim is selling a calendar featuring a picture of herself laying on fur. Looks like Christmas dinner’s going to be a ball at the Kardashians.

  32. Damn! Way to work the ghetto speak, yo! So K.K. makes mad ca$h off the easily impressed, such as yourself. Big deal.

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