EXCLUSIVE: Kim Kardashian 2009 Calendar Photos

December 18th, 2008 // 132 Comments

These are exclusive photos full of lingerie goodness from Kim Kardashian’s 2009 Wall Calendar and, also, some that didn’t make the cut. We’ll have the rest of the months exclusively on the bright tomorrow, so be sure to check back.

In the meantime, if you want one these babies hanging in your garage/lair/wife’s closet (She won’t mind.), they’re available online through Kim’s Official Store. Tell them I sent you. Actually, don’t because it’s a computer, and people will think you’re crazy.

Thanks to Kim for the pics and being surprisingly cool with me calling your sister a Sasquatch this morning. I mean, uh, some other guy did. I don’t even know what an Internet is!

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  1. dude

    My respect for the Superficial Writer: 2004-2008.

    RIP

  2. person

    the pictures that don’t look like her are ok, but the ones that do, she looks like a retard. maybe that is why they look like her?

  3. CJ

    She is pretty….and that’s lucky for her because she has absolutely nothing else going for her.

  4. Boutros Boutros Gali

    Damn, worst photos ever. Who did she use, the guy who did George Michael’s Faith video? You couldn’t make them more early 90′s even if they were actually taken then. On the other hand, if they are a joke they’re genius.

  5. simplicity

    Is her “agent”-mom paying this Site to post about her? It really wouldnt surprise me. Obviously we all know any “positive” post is Kim.

    Nobody else gives a crap about her.

    lame.
    I’m so tired of seeing anything about this nobody.

    what is she famous for??
    honestly..
    there are thousands of better looking models out there.
    she’s obnoxious as all hell
    and FAKE!

    she’s like that chick tila tequila… a wannabe

    STOP POSTING CRAP ABOUT THIS CHICK!

  6. tahnee

    i thought we hated kim kardashian here .. D:

  7. KKK

    We do .. D:

  8. fran

    te quiero

  9. Sport

    Makes you wanna piss all over her.

    I cant wait until her 15 minutes are up and her whole, worthless attention-starved family shrivel up and die somewhere, quietly out of the limelight.

  10. Truth doctor

    Don’t know whether I’m more surprised at how great she looks or the fact that she’s actually cool with the site owner. Holy shit moment.

    btw, whoever decided on a white outfit with a white background, yeah, you fail.

  11. She doesnt look bad in these pictures, but they are surely photoshopped. However, when you realize there is nothing to her other than pictures, it makes you realize how lame she is…

    http://internetmiscellanea.blogspot.com/

  12. Amanda

    wow so hot ! i aslo tell you another good place !Somedays ago i saw a website http://www.sugarbabymatch.com here.when i sing up there ,haha .fantastic ! beauty,beauty!manymany beautythere! i had a dating yesterday!wow wow ! it is my faverite! You have any interest to lovers ,you can have a try there!

  13. Shamile Johnson

    I scour the web cause i am obsessed with chics asses. a obsessed with the white phenomenon of white chics wit asses. LUda said, that would be the next phenomenon. Black chics with asses ls kinda like a white chic with blonde hair, they are all too common, no big deal! But these chics are rare. I have come up with the top 5 asses. Most I have judged from myspace. SOme from internet finds. No particular order, here dey go.
    Kim kardashian- a socialite that hails from LA. but her roots take her back to Armenia. Great face, great shape. – I believe her shit is real – just not the boobs
    Marcy Diamond- a white chic that hails from Miami, yet her whole family originate from Denmark. She is white, and has the biggest ass I have ever se on a white girl and yes, it’s real.
    Natalie J- chic that looks white, but is not. Her family is colombian, irish, all kinds of crap. She is hot.
    Elke the Stallion- hot german and black model, but she looks more white. shes absolutely hotta than hell! look her up!
    COCO – she ice=t woman, they all got dey own looks, but they are so unique, i in love with marcy and coco. you go gurls!

  14. Stiles

    Nothing says glamor like a dab of urine behind the ears.

  15. Me

    Anyone posting after Me licks Kim Kardashian’s urine drenched body.

  16. Me

    First!!!

  17. Me

    What the hell am I thinking!? I’d love to eat the poop pellets off of her hairy ass! Mine, all mine!!!

  18. landmine

    Kim has talent as a glamor model ( the big tittied kind on cars n in lingerie). she is sexy. but this calendar is missing all too much ass, wheres the ass kim?

  19. TheJoker07

    I’m in love. But where are the butt pics which she’s so famous for.

  20. PosmortemG

    “Damn, worst photos ever. Who did she use, the guy who did George Michael’s Faith video? You couldn’t make them more early 90′s even if they were actually taken then…”

    Wow, these pictures *DO* look like they were created 15 years ago! However, unless I’m horribly mistaken, the early ’90s didn’t Photoshop the piss out of every pseudo-celebrity [ Pun intended ].

    “My respect for the Superficial Writer: 2004-2008.”

    I must admit i agree… but then, Mr. Superficial wouldn’t have his moments of fame without ever-willing whores like Kim Kardashian, would he? We’re all in the same boat of stupidity, in the end. I’d laugh if K.K. suffered a compound fracture anyway. Who’s up for the job?

  21. hacim

    Missing her best feature, her feet.

  22. #38 thank you for you contribution!

  23. #64 wonderful list i will be searching for MD, MJ, and elke the stallion i already know about Coco….

  24. YOU WANT MY ADRESS, folks?

  25. …………………………………BERGOS@ PLANET.NL

  26. ...

    She really doesn’t have any talent or real reason to be famous, but that doesn’t change the fact that she is strikingly gorgeous…

  27. dude

    Ass? No? WTF Kim, that’s your only redeeming quality. If you’re gonna be hawking a pics in you in slutty whore skivvies, then you better suck in that horse of a bottom lip, turn around backwards and show off your good side.

    Stupid bitch.

  28. Dan

    Kim Kardashian always tears me between my hatred of useless people and my love of women with huge asses.

  29. ngaplz

    what a giant pile of AIDS

    any filthy sow who ruts with a nigger boar should be excommunicated from our species

  30. Kahlee

    Yeah she looks beautiful, I wouldn’t even mind too much if my boyfriend put this up in my closet (I would though) since its quite tasteful.

  31. jekk

    honestly, I think she looks good in these photos, photoshopped or not. plus, she can work the whole retro-glam thing since they were into bigger girls back then anyways

    and for being a worthless slut, she still gets shitloads of attention from everyone, especially the people that hate her. i say milk it for all it’s worth. she’ll be a nobody soon since she has no talent at all, but at least she’s making bank off of horny guys staring at her bod for now.

  32. dozer

    Emulation of yesterday’s standards. She’s making a cheap attempt at showing class by imitating people like Audrey Hephburn with photoshopping and good makeup/lighting. The fact is she still smells like stale urine.

    i have to admit though, this is a great ad for photoshop

  33. jl

    WHATEVER. this bitch is HOT

  34. she’s really gorgeous… i admired her even she did something bitchy… still keeping up with the kardashian… ;)

  35. anonymouse

    Wow, this bitch is really full of herself!!! I know girls a lot prettier than her who would never make and sell calendars of themselves.
    I feel sorry for her, don’t you?
    (And for the record, I am not fat, ugly, or envious of Kim. She’s very pretty, but some of it is cosmetically enhanced…and let’s not forget she has enough $ to spend on her appearance).

    Inner beauty babe, embrace it.

  36. ummm...yeah

    Yet again, the slut is a slut …I don’t give a shit how you slice it…she’s a skank…
    …I am not going to comment on this site anymore…
    I am soooo dam tired of this Fish, he is not funny…and it’s just getting boring.
    Get some new sluts Fish….how about your mom?

  37. yummy

    Nice job, Kim. You look great!

  38. White Male

    whitewomensuck.blogspot.com

  39. #10 – That’s 12 months I’m willing to sacrifice… I’m a humanitarian, after all…

  40. This calendar can be found, for a limited time, at

    http://www.chickdowntown.com

  41. lol

    SHE LOOKS GREAT, BUT WITH TONS OF MAKEUP AND PLASTIC SURGERY, HOW COULD YOU NOT LOOK GREAT?

    IT JUST REALLY IRRITATES ME THE WAY SHE STILL SAYS HER VIDEO WAS LEAKED AND SHE WAS SO EMBARASSED. GIVE ME A BREAK. IF YOU’RE SUCH A SHY, GOOD GIRL, YOU WOULDNT BE POSING FOR PLAYBOY OR THESE CALENDARS.

    KIM, ADMIT IT, YOU’RE A SLUT. I THINK EVERYONE WOULD LIKE YOU MORE IF YOU JUST STOPPED DENYING IT.

  42. FACE

    She was made for banging

  43. #92- Wow, that was like actual yelling! I get the sentiment… you fucking cockmeat sandwich.

  44. HEYTHISISME

    WHERE CAN I GET THIS CALENDAR?? I LIKE WHITE WOMEN LIKE HER!!!

  45. nb

    What’s with the Amy Winehouse hair?

  46. Shwirley

    Ugh, not even close to being hot enough to care wtf she is doing. Let alone 2 in a row?!

  47. My My

    Wasn’t there a whole episode of the Kardashian show where she whined non stop about a similar calendar LEAKING by mistake?

  48. Larry

    #99

    Kim wanted her porn tape to be exposed just like her so called special private calendar for her boyfriend. Kim has no talent, no brains, a short fat body, and her self absorbed personality is horrible.

    I am buying Kim’s calendar as a gag gift for my yearly company Christmas party. The gag gift must be under $20 so this works great!

  49. saltpeanuts

    #2, I’m not sure where Hugh Jackman is, but I know where Hugh E. Rection is.

    Kim –
    I don’t care what anyone says, I would flip it, dip it and rip it. I would bang on you like a kettle drum at the London Philharmonic. I would tap that beautiful ass like a keg at a frat house. What I’m trying to say is that I would love to make sweet love to you.

    With love and respect,

    saltpeanuts

  50. barry obama

    Nasty, disgusting, illiterate, douchebag with no talent whatsoever.

    Go away, you fukkin human urinal!

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