These are exclusive photos full of lingerie goodness from Kim Kardashian’s 2009 Wall Calendar and, also, some that didn’t make the cut. We’ll have the rest of the months exclusively on the bright tomorrow, so be sure to check back.
In the meantime, if you want one these babies hanging in your garage/lair/wife’s closet (She won’t mind.), they’re available online through Kim’s Official Store. Tell them I sent you. Actually, don’t because it’s a computer, and people will think you’re crazy.
Thanks to Kim for the pics and being surprisingly cool with me calling your sister a Sasquatch this morning. I mean, uh, some other guy did. I don’t even know what an Internet is!
Photos: Kim Kardashian
She has an official store.
First
Gross. Where is Hugh Jackman?
Enough photoshop there, Kim?
considering how much you bash her, i think you owe her big.
She’s being pretty cool…
wow..
well where did that big butt of hers go, i guess erica knows the answer to that..
So is this a monthly reminder of how F’ed up our nation is where we take rich “Daddy’s girls” who like to get pissed on and filmed by black men during sex and give them Movie Star noteriety? Cause if it is, Boy do i have a movie for you!
lookin hot kim!!
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site “”"” W e a l t h y D a t e r . c o m”"”"”" last week. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site.Is she single again now?
@5 It would take more than 12 months to do a panorama of an ass that size.
She took these photos when she did that calendar for Reggie Bush and freaked out when her Mom “sold” them to local shops because she claimed it was for his eyes only..way to keep it real Kim.
She trully is awesome!
isn’t this the same shoot that she did for her boyfriend that her mom “accidentally” submitted to be a calendar on her show?
Just another case of reality TV, I guess
In the first pic Kim is wearing support nylons because they are great at keeping the fat in.
DO NOT WANT
At least she doesn’t look fat anymore. Just ugly.
What, no pic of her standing next to a urinal with her mouth open and boobs squeezed together?
Half of them don’t even look like her
Can someone name a starlet that can make this girl look bad?
excuse me while i go nurse this boner!
#2 thank you for keeping the rough aura alive!
not enough ass
Her other sister is hotter. Plus she didn’t get pissed on by a wannabe rapper.
A pound of ground round please, but the rump roast looks fatty, can you trim it?
doesnt she know we could care less about her face, where is the ass?
Sure theres no ass, but pic # 3 looks like shes ready to take on a rough juice bath! my fav pic!
The motorcycle shot of her reminds me of when I worked for Oscar Meyer, stuffing worthless crap with no apparent nutritional value into sausage casings and calling it “hot dogs.”
as honestly surprised as I am that Kim Kardashian has an “official store”…I was even more surprised to see the store had a conspicuously missing item.
Where is the DVD of her double-fisted sucking wanna-be rapper cock that made her famous in the fist damn place? I love how she wants to pretend she’s a legitimate business woman, when the only thing she has to sell is pictures of her tits.
She’s missing something. A soul.
Most people seem to miss the fact that Kardashian is famous because she is a PORN STAR. Nothing more, nothing less.
why the fuck would you glamorize someone for doing porn movies?
great, 1st paris now this whore.
FUCKING DIE YOU BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know she never fully feels dressed until she’s been peed on.
BEAUTIFUL!!!
Anyone want to take a crack at the cover photo. It appears that she is laying on a fur rug? I just found it humorous that her sister is coming out as a spokesperson for PETA and Kim is selling a calendar featuring a picture of herself laying on fur. Looks like Christmas dinner’s going to be a ball at the Kardashians.
Makes me wanna give her a little pickle tickle
Does it really make you feel better to rip into what is clearly a incredibly hot women? Is there a brief moment where you forget that she’s famous for being hot and you’re just someone posting BS on the internet? Or are you completely nuts and actually think you’re better looking then her?
What a nasty, disgusting, revolting pile of human garbage! I want to urinate on her face but would never make contact with a filthy, slimy, urine drinking shiteater.
Anyone who thinks she is hot is very likely attracted to barnyard animals as well. 5 feet tall and has the ass of a 500 pound calf. That is NOT hot, bitches!
Any photos of her being used like the cake in the bottom of a urinal?
How many guys has she let pee on her?
I want to eat the poop pellets that hang in her ass hair. That is all.
She looks like a Taco Bell shit after a night of heavy drinking.
I hope she dies
Damn they photoshopped those thighs down to half their normal size
Where’s her ass, she’s famous for her ass, where is it?
“Can someone name a starlet that can make this girl look bad?”
That will not be necessary; Kim does a fantastic job of making herself look bad. Not only does she look like old crusty shit on a strippers ass wart, she is worthless.
Give it up, Kim, you’ll never be a Princess Diana no matter how much money you inherited. You’re shallow, uneducated, you lack talent and you have no sincerity; everyone knows you are totally fake inside and out.
Now get over yourself and learn something so you can make yourself useful for a change.
IF THERE IS A GOD, HE/SHE WILL STOP THIS IMMEDIATELY!!!!!!!!!
oh…oh……..and i jizzed in my pants
Smells like piss. I wouldn’t touch it with a ten foot pole.
“Does it really make you feel better to rip into what is clearly a incredibly hot women?”
Billions of people outside the U.$.A. can rent a hot slut for a less than what it costs to take a girl out to a nice dinner [ Especially here in South America ]. What makes Kim Kardashian any better? Despite her [ Obviously augmented ] ‘looks’, K.K.’s pics here are nothing more than pitiful emulations of yesterday’s female legends [ Sophia Loren, Audrey Hepburn, etc. ]… sans all worthwhile substance, of course.
“Is there a brief moment where you forget that she’s famous for being hot and you’re just someone posting BS on the internet?”
And your posts are superior because…?
“Or are you completely nuts and actually think you’re better looking then her?”
You’re clearly the idiot here. What has K.K. done for you? Decades ago, celebrities were people the public aspired to. Contemporary celebrities [ Especially pseudo-celebrities like Ms. Urinal here ] are now mere targets of ridicule and degradation. When K.K. falls, as Herpes Hilton did before her, the entire world will laugh.
“….and i jizzed in my pants”
No one gives a fuckin shit. Your mommy does your laundry, anyway. You should be warning her.
Now stop playing with the baby inchworm on your frozen zone and report your little punk ass back to Father Blagejovitch to perform your community service before you’re hauled back to court and back to jail.
Bond is a jerk.
Photo #2 looks like
Amy Winehouse
Who, in their right mind, would buy this?