Ewan McGregor adopts foreign kids

@99

Uhhhhh Marc Anthony post? Whaaat???? Also, it can’t technically be called “jumping on the bandwagon” when I was on the bandwagon a long ass time before you arrived with your not funny posts. Also, I AM spineless, and I hardly think it’s appropriate for you to poke fun at such a horrifyingly tragic birth defect. As I type, I’m literally folded in half because I have nothing to keep me upright. Thanks a lot *sob* *sob* *sob*.

Ooops. Since I’m all spineless and shit, my neck just slammed the keyboard, hence the double post. Sorry.

hahaha!! biatcho! i see you’ve developed a ‘minor celebrity’ condition! so u post some shit, & i mean literally SHIT & wow, u wanna take everyone on! bitch, get off ur high horse it’s a freakin gossip blog, ur fame lasts one post!
& bring it!? what r u? some sort of ghetto bitch?lol! DUDE you need to get a life, it’s sad but true, fame on a gossip blog lasts literally 15 minutes! But hey, ignorance is bliss!

hahaha!! biatcho! i see you’ve developed a ‘minor celebrity’ condition! so u post some shit, & i mean literally SHIT & wow, u wanna take everyone on! bitch, get off ur high horse it’s a freakin gossip blog, ur fame lasts one post!
& bring it!? what r u? some sort of ghetto bitch?lol! DUDE you need to get a life, it’s sad but true, fame on a gossip blog lasts literally 15 minutes! but hey, ignorance is bliss!

I am not looking for fame, I am not a desperate piece of shit such as yourself. I find joy in making fun of people like you who take themselves FAR too seriously and actually think that they are holier than thou. You make fun of people for posting on here yet you seem to thrive on it yourself… so you’re nothing but a useless hypocrite who can’t bring anything to the table. Do the world a favor & kill yourself.

hahaha!! biatcho! i see you’ve developed a ‘minor celebrity’ condition! so u post some shit, & i mean literally SHIT & wow, u wanna take everyone on! bitch, get off ur high horse it’s a freakin gossip blog, ur fame lasts one post!
& bring it!? what r u? some sort of ghetto bitch?lol! DUDE you need to get a life, it’s sad but true, fame on a gossip blog lasts literally 15 minutes! But hey, ignorance is bliss!

jesus christ – get over yourself. I know you’re not having computer errors, you just want to keep seeing your name on here with worthless banter. look out your window – see that bridge – jump off of it and no one will miss you.

i make fun of people posting on here? i’m the hypocrite? nothing like a good dish of short-sightedness. don’t try to take shortcuts & gain mass support by making it look like its heifferz v superfic posters! i mean, you were the one that said ‘bring it!

you’re fat.

no no, i know ur mum told u that u had psychic powers, but mothers say shit like that to make u feel good…outside my window is a yard & then a fence which since i’m not psychic i can’t see beyond

wait – are you still typing? I thought you were dead. I guess you’re just fat.

and apparently really weird & stupid. Must be because you say Mum – which is a flower not a parent. (insert Heffer saying “I am not from the United States, you’re all so selfish enough to think we’re all from the United States. I am cool because I say Mum and Bum when I talk about my fat ass”).

Certain unnamed posts this morning remind me of that time last night I took LSD and tried to read the front page of the Wall Street Journal.

heifer does mean female cow which do tend to be kinda FAT… u know i never thought of that! oh ur too clever!
& still with trying to gain mass support!lol! the

Yes I did say bring it… you can read!
Did I ever tell you I hate people that are too fat & lazy to type words so they use abbrevaiations like “u r so cool” and OMG LOL”. It is fucking annoying & it makes you sound like one of those stupid chicks who have long fake nails and paint flags on them in honor of the 4th of July.

fatty.

Hey, did I miss something?
Did you guys know heifferzzz wears Tag body spray and parts her mustache on the left?

ssshhh – don’t yell at heffer. she thinks it’s all a conspiracy against her and that no one wants to be her imaginary computer friend – because after all, that’s why we all do this.

OMG, not another white man adopting a slant-eye mongoloid…what’s with their fascination for ugly babies?

@114

If you type “u” or “ur” instead of “you” or “your” one more time, I swear to God, you WILL die. I know that for sure, because I have psychic powers. At least, that’s what my mum told me.

#101 sorry, i forget, were my posts meant to be funny? see i was just following ur lead! plus, u weren’t vocal till now so yeah i’d say that’s jumping on the bandwagon! & sorry about the spineless thing, i see you can’t help it! Marc Anthony…yeah he’s mexican right!

Did you guys know that heifferzzz wears raggedy Sex Pistols shirts with holes and safety pins, and her snaggly teeth always have pieces of bangers n’ mash stuck in them?

wait, am i meant to care about ur likes & dislikes biatcho? i’m sorry didn’t realise you & tom where in league with the brainwashing!yeah osh-gosh, how can u tell? now u must be a REAL psychic!

meh, goodnight y’all. as u can guess i’m not in the US right now & i need to sleep so keep on bitchin! the 15 mins is nearly up!!

What 15 mins? What’s a min? Is that like a minion, only smaller?

124 – Did you guys know that British people brush their teeth with shit and masterbate on the bus? They call it a “lorry”.

wow – done with your homework already & now off to bed. Hope Mummy reads you a bedtime story. As I am not as much of a loser as you are, who apparently sits in her bedroom & does this shit until it’s lights out, I’ll catch up with U on Munday. L8TR!!

Did you guys know that heifferzzz drives a Yugo with no upholstry and cries when she listens to Oasis?

I hear Kim has many mins. But she has yet to pay any of them.

Did you guys know that British people put heroin in their tea and that’s why they think “Fawlty Towers” is funny, and that they put bacon fat in their hair and keep their dead family members in their chimneys?

Ok, all of you are fighting so I have to weed through all that just to laugh at what Oshkosh, Mamacity, PapaHotNuts and all the others have written. Damn you all for making me work. P.S. what happened between Lindsey Lo-Whore and Jessica Simp-Stain?

My head hurts from reading all of the posts from last night…::rubbing temples::

Anyhow…in response to a couple of comments…first of all, I’m very lucky to NOT have to work as a publicist for a celebrity. One of the nice things about corporate PR is that the tantrums and stunts I deal with are generally far more benign. I get to spend my days on the phone with the AP and various mags and dailies discussing new products or personnel changes, or drafting releases. Very exciting stuff, y’know?

I’m not naive enough to believe that much of the altruism in Celebworld doesn’t stem froma calculated need to raise one’s public profile. It sucks, but again, regardless of the intention, if a good deed is being done, well, my tendency is to think, yay.

Another point I had made was that we probably didn’t know much about the circumstances of the adoption, particularly given the unusual age of the little girl at the time of adoption. I ran across this little gem of info a few minutes ago on MSN.com –

“”I can confirm Ewan McGregor and his wife, Eve Mavrakis, have adopted the girl but cannot comment further,” the actor’s tight-lipped rep tells the mag.

According to the London Evening Standard, the “Star Wars” star-cum-UNICEF ambassador met the tyke two years ago while in Mongolia filming “Long Way Round,” the Bravo adventure series in which he and pal Charley Boorman trekked around the world on motorcycles for three months.”

So I suppose I wonder…knowing this bit of information, and deducing that it’s likely that adoption proceedings have been ongoing for some time, does this mean anything to both the I-heart-Ewans and the Celebs-are-all-evil-succubis on The Superficial? ;)

P.S. Ewan McGregor appeared fully naked in “The Pillow Book.” When they showed the film my freshman year of college at the student union, I was in the front row. ::big grin::

And I was NOT disappointed! ::even bigger grin::

131 – Thanks Dan Rather! You can go back to your retirement now.

LMAO…it’d be awfully nice to retire, but I don’t think that’s going to happen for a while. ;)

@131…thank you and i’m off to the video store.

Wow!!!!

I get that it is lame that celebrities are always being hailed as heros for every little thing they do, but are some of you really saying that they shouldn’t adopt kids?!?!?!?!

You whacky celeb-hating neocons are out of control. Why are you spending so much time on here anyway? Shouldn’t you be listening to Fat Limbaugh or praying to the president right now? God bless y’all.

@ 135

UR *scratchy scratchy eraser noises*

IM. There. Much better.

They had to adopt. There’s just no way that two whites make a wong.

136

Sorry if I offended you my catholic friend. Long live the crazy new pope!

(I assume you are a catholic saint, feel free to correct me)

He looks like Eddie Izzard in that picture. Only not as cool.

@138 I am not offended by you. You are just lame.

P.S. Rush Limbaugh and his ilk (yes, I said ilk) make me want to abort my eardrums with a rusty coat hanger and rinse my eyeballs with new VAULT soda – available at a Wal-Mart near you.

ah biatcho u make me laugh,could ur insult be any more predictable? so predictable u can’t even call it an insult.

& mamacita, u practically live on the net, how can u not know what ‘min’ means? don’t deny ur lack of a social life, after all, there aren’t many options for spinless wagon hopping freaks.

& osh-gosh, yes, it’s all true, everything u said…u psycic u!

i hope my ‘u’ & ‘ur’s’ annoyed all of u sufficiently!…till next time, not Mon biatcho, coz i don’t hang out for the next post like u, 15min-celebrity-hunter! ‘huntress’ would make u a woman…

muhahahahahahah!!!! BIATCHO, you’re 31!LOL! Dude, enough said! I give up, you win whatever, because you are OLD!!LOL! I CANNOT compete with that shit! Whatever you say to me now, I’ll just be laughing at! No really, you win!!hahaha!Best.Site.Ever!

@141

“& mamacita, u practically live on the net, how can u not know what ‘min’ means? don’t deny ur lack of a social life, after all, there aren’t many options for spinless wagon hopping freaks.”

First of all, the whole “min” comment was sarcasm and me playing stupid. Since you are more mentally challenged than that Mongoloid Ewan adopted, I wouldn’t expect you to understand. Also, in case you wondered, it’s reaallllllly hard for me to do all this wagon hopping without a spine. Lastly, I think I’ve commented many times on the fact that I have no life, so your little dig about that reallllllly doesn’t score any points.

P.S. Most of the people that come on the Superficial have at least a minor addiction to this site. I’m sure you don’t, but that’s only because no one likes you.

P.P.S. Are you enjoying your Skittles?

#143 haha, & i wasn’t being sarcastic?…FOOL! oh & it’s easy for spineless people to ‘wagon hop’ they just roll their wheelchairs up & down. Since they

@144

Fighting with stupid people is no fun. NEXT!!!

P.S. Does the bandwagon have a handicapped ramp available? Cause otherwise I won’t be able to get up there.

I hate to criticise anyone (ok, actually I bloody love it…) but there is a difference between mongoloid (pejorative term for someone with Down’s Syndrome, wherever they are from) and mongolian (someone from Mongolia). Unless of course people already knew this and were simply ‘confusing’ the two for hilarious comedy effect…
I say fair enough – if you read the book that goes with ‘The Long Way Round’ you’ll see that Mongolia did make a huge impression on him, how much he loves his wife (oh, would that I were she…) and family so probably makes sense.

IS THIS…? A new FAD? What? now what? Jolie’s mania? now because Angelina adopts hollywood adopts?

Heffer: are you still fucking breathing?
You suck moosecock.

Oh wait…am I allowed to say the word moosecock to someone under the age of 12? I might get sued for that one, buuuut I’ll take my chances because I heard you really like to suck moosecock.

oh & heffer: yeah, you really have yourself quite the life there chickie. Let’s see it what was time on a Sunday night that you were saying you had a life & it’s ridiculous to be addicted to this site??? Some of us that are old enough to have jobs come on here all day to avoid doing work. It is nothing we care to do in our spare time when there’s so much alcohol & sex to be had. Suck it mooscocklicker!

Listen you fking wanker, Ewan did not adopt this child because it’s the “in” thing to do. He met this child and many others on his motocycle trip around the world. This trip changed his life. I’m very proud of Ewan with what he did, he’s a wonderful man and father. So go suck some ass.