Ewan McGregor adopts foreign kids

By the time Hollywood adopts every foreign kid, it will become like the league of nations.

Then they will all join together, as Scientologists, to fight the U.N.

These kids are getting just about the worst parents possible… but maybe they’ll appreciate the silver spoon and grow up with a better mindset than the biological children.

It’s great that celebs are adopting children taht need it. I cant wait until they all grow up and become part of a reality show that brings them together under one roof.

yeh well im happy with second.. mm welll good on him

but i think because they have money they need to make themselves feel less guilty or something by saving a poor povo kids life

well 4th wateva

What is so wrong with adopting kids from your own country? I can’t stand how trendy it is to adopt from foreign lands. Charity begins at home!!

Is this like the new Bling in Hollywood?

I think the strategy is to adopt kids from other countries and not teach them English thus avoiding the inevitable tell all book. I understand that tell all books don’t sell well in Mongolia and not many Americans or Brits will buy a book written in Mongolian.

Oh Ewan, you are so delicious…

Ewan, I still haven’t forgiven you for voicing Rodney Copperbottom in the exalted cinema that was “Robots”.

Fuck all this celebrities adopting kids shit. I am going to start adopting celebrities. My first two:

Harry Anderson, because Night Court was the best and he does cool magic; and Dakota Fanning, just so I can beat the shit out of her when she acts like an adult. “But, Daddy, I love caviar and sushi!”
“Shut up, bitch, and eat your fruit roll-up and animal cookies like a regular kid.” SMACK.

Then I’ll adopt Pam Anderson, since she makes such a great flotation toy for my kids. Plus, I’d smack her around every once in awhile too, while chowing down on a big juicy steak, wearing my leather coat and skinning bunnies, just for fun.

This seems to be the latest fashion statment in H-Town.
Donna A.

If you watch his reality TV show ‘The Long Way Around’ you can see that he really enjoyed Mongolia when they passed thru on their motorcycles. When I saw this story it made prefect sence to me. You can tell from teh show he really felt a connection to the Mongolian people.

http://www.longwayround.com/lwr.htm

I guess you can’t be in the cool crowd in H’wood unless you adopt a kid from a third world country

Hey if they wanna adopt kids, good for them. What gets me is how the public finds out immediately. Fuckin’ publicists. Belong at the bottom of the ocean along with the lawyers.

have u ever noticed that the kids that celebrities adopt from foreign countries are these cute and adorable kids…its never the kids that u see on World Vision all emaciated and ugly looking

Well. . . . . Nicole Richie was the original adopted charity case and look how well she turend out. Tinseltown is known for alot of things and great parenting ISN’T one of them!

He adpoted beef?!

#1: How do you know the United Nations isn’t made UP of a bunch of Scientologists, that’s probably why the UN sucks.

At least when friends of his looks at how ugly the kid is they can safely say “wow, she really looks like a mongoloid” and not get their asses kicked in.

Poor, malnourished, foreign toddlers – you gotta collect ‘em all! They come in different colors and shapes and they’re SO cute! Mine’s from Russia, her name is Varenschkza, but I’m gonna call her Betty! She comes with her own Louis Vuitton carrying case and a Elizabeth Arden deoderizing spray! Dress ‘em up and tote ‘em along! Miniature Von Dutch hats and Prada wet naps now available! Precious!

#15 I guess you can’t be in the cool crowd in H’wood unless you adopt a kid from a third world country

Celebrities have been adopting children before Jolie’s ugly mug was ever associated with it.

Hugh Jackman, Mia Farrow, Tom Cruise/Nicole Kidman, Michelle Pfeiffer, Diane Keaton, Sharon Stone, Steven Speilberg…

I mean really.. just because a celebrity wants to adopt that doesn’t mean they’re pulling a Jolie. You might as well say Jolie’s pulling a Farrow.
It’s not a fucking fad.

#6 What is so wrong with adopting kids from your own country? I can’t stand how trendy it is to adopt from foreign lands. Charity begins at home!!

!!!!
Maybe if this country changed its adoption laws, it would be a tad easier.
As for Ewan… yeah his “own country” is Scotland. stfu now.
Charity begins anywhere and everywhere.

Mongolia is very in right now. Cambodian refugees are so 2003.

#23 – the fad is not the adoption itself, it is the publicity of it all. All these celebs want pats on their backs for being so “charitable” and don’t go anywhere without their personal photographers & then go ahead and sell the pictures of them partaking in such “charitable acts” for hundreds of thousands of dollars to magazines they all claim to hate. It’s all for PR, not about the kids, and anyone who has ever seen “Mommie Dearest” can attest to that. Anyone who says otherwise is, well… a very bad word.

@25

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WHAT THE FUCK? EWAN HAD KIDS? AND A WIFE? thats fucked up, and i sent him n00dz. -shrug-

Hey Jayne, STFU numb nuts. If Rosie O’Donnell can adopt here, anyone with a normal life can to. But it’s not cool to adopt a black kid from Chicago or D.C., gotta get me one from an Urdu tribe in Africa that shows my deep conscience for the welfare of the world. What a bunch of hacks and turds.

Besides, what kind of name is Ewan? Is that like a Wookie? Sounds more like the name of some kind of a bird or lizard…..

yeah mamacita, she was one deranged easter bunny. but really loved those kids. If i were joan crawford’s kids I would have requested a long-term stay at the orphanage. Something about it all reminds of Madonna for some reason. I know she didn’t adopt but I can see her being like “I SAID NO plastic dildos in this HOUSE”!!!!!!!!

>>It’s all for PR, not about the kids, and anyone who has ever seen “Mommie Dearest” can attest to that. Anyone who says otherwise is, well… a very bad word.<<

yeah yeah Miss Crawford.
Read the book.
It’s ten times better than the movie.
But really, I’m not one to base every celebrity and their adoptions on what Crawford did. Not every celebrity has an agenda.
Hell, “normal” people who adopt or take care of foster kids have an agenda. Let’s fix our system first than we can rant and rave about how attention hungry our celebrities are.

With this being said, celebrities who have their children biologically do it for PR too; so let’s bring that shit up.

George Lucas adopts children too. And they’re all 100% Choice Grade American. Except for the Gungan he adopted a few years ago. And they found that one dead in his swimming pool a week later. Very sad.

Oh honey, I read the book too, when I was about 10 years old. I saw the movie like 2 weeks ago on WE so excuse the shit out of me because I don’t parade my literary expertise on a fucking celebrity gossip blog. Kudos to you – you can read!!!!!

fack off…

Celebrities don’t have agendas, their to stupid to know what an agenda is. They’re lemmings, they follow each and any cause Celeb’ of the day. Right now it’s starving yourself and adopting African orphans. Next it’ll be eating boiled carribu dicks or buying a tree in the Amazon rain forrest so it can’t be cut down.

they’re and there and their…..okay?

wait.. who is this kid?

>>Hey Jayne, STFU numb nuts. If Rosie O’Donnell can adopt here, anyone with a normal life can to. But it’s not cool to adopt a black kid from Chicago or D.C., gotta get me one from an Urdu tribe in Africa that shows my deep conscience for the welfare of the world. What a bunch of hacks and turds.<<

What’s your point, dumbfuck?
The majority of celebrities I listed earlier adopted from the US.
I simply said it was a tad harder.
TAD. Not fucking impossible.

#23 & #6
when did adopting kids become charity?

but besides all that, i do think it’s a little odd for celebrities to go all out and have camera crews and photographers on hand as they adopt these little kids from third world countries.

i can’t totally hate on it though, i guess if you have millions of dollars, you might as well pay a nanny to raise a new baby

It looks like another sand-in-the-vagina day. I think we all need a group hug and a popsicle. Or maybe we all need to go look at porn for a while. On second thought, why don’t you shove that popsicle right up your asshole, you ignorant dickfart.
: )

>>Oh honey, I read the book too, when I was about 10 years old. I saw the movie like 2 weeks ago on WE so excuse the shit out of me because I don’t parade my literary expertise on a fucking celebrity gossip blog. Kudos to you – you can read!!!!!

fack off…<<

wowza, when you were 10!
That’s terrific.
Looks like you’re parading your mad early reading skills on a gossip blog, moron.

ooohhh, using my very same tactics back on me… that hurts GI Jayne. Now go shave your balls along with your head.
Plus, sounds to me like you’re in celebrity social work since you feel so strongly about it so don’t you have some poor rich people to help out? Get to work! (sound of whip lashing)

I do also want to commend your use of grammar, Jane with a Y. Wowza followed by a comma & ending with an exclamation point!!
I personally would have saved the exclamation point for after “You’re terrfic!!”, but that’s just me.

Who cares if they are doing it for the PR. I bet when these kids are grown and living the good life instead of living in some 3rd world poverish nation they wont be crying about how mommy and daddy had an agenda back in the day.

Regardless of their motives..it is still getting some of these kids out of the hell they currently live in. Besides, no one knows what some of these celebs motives are…some of you people think you are the god of all knowing shit. Shut up and go back to reading your USWeekly.

what is a poverish nation? I looked it up on dictionary.com and all I got was “pokerish”. Are they gambling off children in this nation?

#43
“Regardless of their motives..it is still getting some of these kids out of the hell they currently live in.”

There are plenty of children in developing nations who hold decent jobs in places like the garment industry. I can’t tolerate the lazy ones who refuse to work and insist on leeching off our celebrities.

#43, we all understand your personal feelings and were touched when Ringo saved you from a life of poverty in Cambodia. Kudos to you for defending your fellow adoptees. And for your information, I finished my issue of USWeekly on Monday as I am a very fast reader.

@46

Word?????? Dude, let me borrow your copy. I’m totally broke this week and had to use my 3 bucks to buy eggs and bread. You know, the broke groceries. Help a sista out!

>>ooohhh, using my very same tactics back on me…>I do also want to commend your use of grammar, Jane with a Y. Wowza followed by a comma & ending with an exclamation point!!
I personally would have saved the exclamation point for after “You’re terrfic!!”, but that’s just me.<<

Perhaps you need to learn to read before getting grammer police on my ass.
‘That’s terrific’ vs ‘You’re terrific’
There is a difference.
Maybe just a word off but alas.

Oh and it’s just Jayne.
Don’t worry your pretty mind about it.

omfg I’m so excited.
Finally a new e-spat.
I was wondering when I’d get into another one.

Go back to talking shit on celebs who deserve… ones who are a waste of space and have no reason for being a celeb in the first place. Why make fun a celeb who is actually doing something good. He isn’t on top of tables drunk…or flashing people at award shows. He isn’t stupid and worthless. The man is bringing a child into his home and you still feel the need to bash on him. Makes no sence to me…

I would hope you would call it an “e-spat” because you have the argumentative skills of a gnat, or a 5 year old, whichever comes first. Cutting, pasting other’s comments & being as predictable with your “spattering” as I had anticipated (I KNEW you were going to comment about being one word off and I almost beat you to it, but I figured it was all you had to work with). You’re very boring, Playne Jayne.
Does anyone have anything funny to say? Please??? I don’t want to go back to work for at least another half an hour…