GOLDEN GLOBES: The only part that mattered.

January 18th, 2010 // 133 Comments

Those are happening.

In the meantime, I live-tweeted the Golden Globes, so if you’re into reading random shit in reverse chronological order that only makes sense if you’re watching at the same time, holy fuck do I have you covered.

More pics to come in the morning.

Photos: Getty
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  1. Yoyomax

    She looks kinda like a blown-up Hayley Willliams (from Paramore)

  2. Homohammend

    Homohammed would flog myself after flogging her for unveiling those monsters…

  3. Dirk Diggler

    Vidi, Vici, Veni.

  4. The dress is two sizes too small and the color is hideous. She will be on every WORST dressed list.

  5. tc

    I could talk to this woman for hours……

    ….and still have no idea what her face looked like….

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  7. rfdfdgrfg

    This is what women should like. Those anorexic, orange-dyed, bleached skanks have ruined the entertainment industry for me. (Also, the dark-dyed ones who think that dark hair means you have to be extra orange…for the “exotic” orange look)

  8. Betty Boop

    You can see her push-up device has slipped on the left side – there is it is sticking out below the breast. Still, outstanding.

  9. Holy shit those things are huge!

  10. Vinnie the Chin.

    I blew my load. I love big pasty tits on pasty chicks.

  11. Ben

    She has breast implants. I never understood why someone says a girl doesn’t b/c she’s heavy. You can tell by how they look in everything she wears. They are not proportionate.

  12. Havok420

    If I can touch them, they’re real!

  13. g

    I don’t care how big her tits are, this chick is ugly as sin. Redheads are gross.

  14. JennyB

    Her name is Christona Hendricks and yes those are REAL Breast (noy implants) and she is a goddess. She is on the show “Madmen” and she is really talented and my favorite character. She is beautiful.

  15. JennyB

    Her name is Christona Hendricks and yes those are REAL Breast (noy implants) and she is a goddess. She is on the show “Madmen” and she is really talented and my favorite character. She is beautiful.

  16. JennyB

    Her name is Christona Hendricks and yes those are REAL Breast (noy implants) and she is a goddess. She is on the show “Madmen” and she is really talented and my favorite character. She is beautiful.

  17. bailey

    THOSE ARE HUGE TITS..
    who the hell is this woman? I would think i’d remember her. And her poor back must kill. God damn, I wonder if she has pancakes?
    Also, as pretty as she is, the blue veins are really offsetting. A tan wouldn’t kill her.

  18. mer

    So pretty, but why the clown makeup?

  19. J

    I am in love with that woman. Wowza.

    Seriously good actress, too.

  20. Chip Chipperson

    The White House is the only place you’ll find bigger boobs than this!

  21. VW

    Those tits are real. Mine look like those but just a bit smaller. She would make me switch teams.

  22. VW

    Those tits are real. Mine look like those but just a bit smaller. She would make me switch teams.

  23. nick

    wow. She definitly has alot of talent that I would like to tap :)

  24. emptyaddy

    Absolutely and without debate a waste of time to think about or stare at until she unleashes those ridiculously large, ghostly monsters. Not “the only thing that mattered” but actually “the only part that shines as the solitary example of why it doesn’t matter at all”…

  25. NICK MANNING

    DROPPIN LOADS!!!!

  26. that awesome guy

    HOLY MOTHER OF BOOBS BATMAN!

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