GOLDEN GLOBES: The only part that mattered.

January 18th, 2010 // 133 Comments

Those are happening.

In the meantime, I live-tweeted the Golden Globes, so if you’re into reading random shit in reverse chronological order that only makes sense if you’re watching at the same time, holy fuck do I have you covered.

More pics to come in the morning.

Photos: Getty
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  2. Mike

    Hahahahah tits. Id motor boat those fuckers back to the future.

  3. Mike

    Hahahaha Tits. Id motor boat those fuckers back the future.

  4. kaylia

    why is one higher than the other?

  5. Dr McNasty

    Really, #2? All you can think about, at a time like this, is motor boating?

    All I can think about is how my cock would feel between those two amazing titties.

  6. Rock

    What was Jessica Rabbit nominated for?

  7. dbt

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  8. NoRed4U

    Yeah because that chest wouldn’t look like a vein GPS at all. Redhead for a night/weekend maybe, anything more is a sin.

  9. NoRed4U

    Yeah because that chest wouldn’t look like a vein GPS at all. Redhead for a night/weekend maybe, anything more is a sin.

  10. The Only Hetero Male Here

    I have no idea who this redheaded albino is but that rack is spectacular and the only possible reason to mention the Golden Globes….and speaking of Golden Globes……hehe: me make goober joke…

    BTW: TENTH!!!!! Yeah babeeee!

  11. eddy

    She’s incredible. I’m always astounded when they’re gorgeous *and* they can act. I like that she’s a different body shape than the usual celebrity woman as well- I guess I like some variety. (Now, if her character and January Jones’s characters get into the 60s drugs together… excuse me, I’ll be in my bunk.)

  12. frankw

    THE Golden Globes…

  13. The only one whose comments matter

    Who is that sweet like whore ? I would slide my one-eyed snake between those tits and give her mouth a taste of my man-juice. Yummi !

  14. Indeed amazing parts!

  15. fatbastard

    Are her tits real? If they aren’t real I am not masturbating today and I bid thee good day sir!!!!

  16. Dan

    JESUS CHRIST!

  17. Milandir

    I first fell for her as Saffron on Firefly

  18. NVG

    WHO IS SHE?
    Oh, there it is: Christina Hendricks.
    She should be famous by now!

  19. Jeff

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  20. beautiful lips which make me wanna kiss

  21. Rachael

    Who is she?

  22. hey!.. It`s Jessica Rabbit!

  23. dr bob

    they are real

  24. katia

    reeal huh?
    i guess women who naturally look like this are what drove heidi nuts

  25. tc

    Unusually, she has got red hair and is naturally blonde.

    Makes a difference from taking a ‘blonde’ home, and finding she has a black box.

    If you like this bitch, check out her performance in the firefly series (not the movie). Great series, and she is un-be-fucking-leivable in it.

  26. sweet jesus that’s one hot red head

  27. roxy

    Why does she matter?

  28. Scdo

    I’d spooge all over her, in her and around her. Yes I would.

  29. Haywood Jablowmie

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  35. WOW

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  39. G&T

    She makes casper look tanned! Ewwwww

  40. Rex Ryan

    “27. roxy – January 18, 2010 3:48 AM

    Why does she matter?

    Doesnt apply to you- she only matters to those of us who arent jealous of her and therefore feel the need to post snide little comments because we dont have a rack like that……

    You sound like Snooki s whiney ass from jersey shore

  41. Smarm

    “39. G&T – January 18, 2010 6:05 AM

    She makes casper look tanned! Ewwwww

    Not everybody has to have a fake tan to look hot…. you dont like it, go watch fucking Jersey Shore..plenty of tan assholes there for you to watch, you’ll feel all kinds of better I’m sure.

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  43. Dank

    Why was Lindsay Lohan at the Golden Globes?

    Oh right….

    She has golden globes and she’s a famewhore.

    Nevermind.

  44. HackSaw

    I’d hit it.

  45. BennyfromThames

    Ga-ga-ga-ga-GAWD DAMN what size are those milk jugs! Her kids are going breast feed till they turn 18!

  46. pugsly

    Holy Baby Jesus! he would suck the fuck out ‘em, and so would I.

  47. Rex

    Holy boobies batman

  48. cc

    Wow! Never knew she had those. She certainly has presence. I need to see more of those.

  49. Mister Mister

    I feel the need to suckle.

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