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March 25th, 2010 // 111 Comments

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog today which suddenly makes me feel old as shit. It seems like only yesterday I was squirelling away issues under my mattress before heading off to write about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock on the Internet machine. Ah, the days of our youth.

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  1. This is what pool season should look like in vegas!

  2. Lenny

    Don’t have them waxed, I love my hair. By the way, Adrianna is have a baby.

  3. Beeotch

    Eat something!!!

  4. captain america

    when no men nor FAGGOTS are involved………………………I MUST AGREE, folks!!

  5. NG

    Weird faces and they’re too skinny. Get some food bitches!

  6. Ariana

    the middle chick has such obvious lip implants.. LOSERS.

  7. nar

    one horse and 2 mules ..

  8. jlylec

    miranda = best body; candice = best face; alessandra = best swagger

  9. UGG. Really? It is like seeing the “Pirates of the Caribbean” except the moonlight wasn’t shining down on them to make them into skeletons. If you are hot for this kind of action I am sure we can dig up some bones and put them in a sack and you can fondle that and there will be little to no difference. These girls poop out rabbit pellets in the bathroom…

    Dont get me wrong, Miranda and Candice have GORGEOUS faces, Alesandro not so much. But they are a salad away from fainting and that is kinda gross.

  10. Rough app

    Wow will you look @ this, Fish is acting on Obama’s message in accordance to the new health care bill and bringing back slenderness. Outstanding public service Fish.

  11. F*ckRandal

    I find it hilarious when chicks go “I’m not a dude…but I think blah blah blah…”

    That’s the thing right there…chicks and fags need to stop talking about how attractive/unattractive some girl is…

    men and women process and interpret things differently. Now sure, there might be some cases where we can agree that someone is hot, but even in those situations what women find attractive about someone is quite often very different from what men find attractive.

    Now that doesn’t mean that you are not entitled to your opinion…but just realize one thing. These are women. Their purpose is to appeal to men. If you not wearing your ovaries on the outside or you like to pack fudge – you need to reserve comments!

  12. Dick Tree

    I agree with poster #55. NG.

    These girls are Fugly!

  13. Jimbo

    Mirander Kerr <3

  14. Fredericj Salmão

    ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO IS SO HOT MAKES ME WANNA DESTROY HER SKINNY BONES WITH MY HUMPS

  15. Lexi

    #61, I am a girl and while I’m not a lesbian, these bitches are so hot I would absolutely scissor the night away with the two on the left.

    I think they would be perfection with bigger boobs & maybe just a couple extra pounds….but damn would I love to see these 3 next to the 3 Lardassian sisters…so Kim could realize what a cow she is and get the hell over herself

  16. Lexi

    #61, I am a girl and while I’m not a lesbian, these bitches are so hot I would absolutely scissor the night away with the two on the left.

    I think they would be perfection with bigger boobs & maybe just a couple extra pounds….but damn would I love to see these 3 next to the 3 Lardassian sisters…so Kim could realize what a cow she is and get the hell over herself

  17. SO RIGHT

    These photos are so not good. The girls don’t look good either – especially unattractive Miranda Kerr… Bad photography. Looks like my 5 year old niece took these.

  18. NG

    @65 if you’re not a lesbian you shouldn’t be here honey. Face it, you like vag. That’s nothing to ashamed of. We would even appreciate some photos of that. :)

  19. Grace

    Fuck, these girls are skinny.

  20. jack

    Candice puts obviuosly the other 2 to shame.
    Alessandra

  21. jack

    Candice puts the other 2 to shame.
    Alessandra hasn’t looked this good in a while, wow!!!
    Miranda is fugly and weird looking as usual ….. she looks old in the face and teenager-ish in the body…. yuck!

  22. temp

    though a bit too skinny, they’re all SO gorgeous!

    <3 miranda and candice especially.

  23. Kuri

    Is the blondie chick at this add?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z4oRvbsU1hA

  24. Kuri

    And yes, I agree #72, too skinny.

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  27. Whatever

    Skinny chicks are boring to look at. Eat something.

  28. Those are three beautiful ladies.

  29. Germaine

    Looks like botoxed bobbleheads on stick bodies. Real sexy.

  30. yowillie

    Giddy up

  31. candice is so hot

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  34. they’re pretty, pretty skinny

  35. that we can play together, but it is not alone:)

  36. all of you..it’s so nice dear!!

  37. They look like they’re starving. Why would anyone be attracted to skeletons?

  38. Sprmcandy

    The blonde is CUTE CUTE CUTE !!!

  39. Sprmcandy

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  41. Anonymous

    The blonde is from South Africa, yes, that’s how we make them down here. Charlize Theron too

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