Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog today which suddenly makes me feel old as shit. It seems like only yesterday I was squirelling away issues under my mattress before heading off to write about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock on the Internet machine. Ah, the days of our youth.
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Deacon Jones | March 25, 2010 at 5:21 pm
Like the blond…
Total waste not to have them bending over in g0strings though….the photog was def. a fag. Waste of talent
mourzeek | March 25, 2010 at 5:26 pm
where has Adriana Lima been lately? Her face is the only one that has any charm in the whole group…
DKNY | March 25, 2010 at 5:28 pm
@2 I miss Adrianna too. Hottest woman on the planet!
Stumpnasty | March 25, 2010 at 5:28 pm
I wonder if they all hate each other. I just imagine the photographer saying “ok girls thats a wrap” and the smiles disappear from their faces as they each walk off in different directions, muttering “this is fucking retarded” under their breath.
yaya | March 25, 2010 at 5:29 pm
they look like dogs when they stand on their back legs
MaryJane420 | March 25, 2010 at 5:38 pm
Does anyone else think the middle one is retarted?
Jammy | March 25, 2010 at 5:46 pm
She’s not retarted just full of herself but she does have a great body, i would like to see what all the Kim Kardashian defenders say when they see this an actual attractive womans body as opposed to a short stumpy huge thighs , no muscle tone Kardashian.
Deacon Jones | March 25, 2010 at 5:47 pm
@6
She vaguely looks like the girl in the trailer over on “I Watch Stuff”s page.
(GUYS: Watch the “Serbian Film” trailer. Boner-Rama!)
Rough versus a stabbed Grace Park | March 25, 2010 at 5:48 pm
Retarded as in being fresh and interesting to the superficial audience… YES she is…
And keep your feelings to yourself ms Ambrosio…
Parker | March 25, 2010 at 5:58 pm
I can easily picture either of the two on the left wedging my penis into their hot little behind just for the pleasure of sitting on my lap but the one on the right…I don’t see it. There’s something in her eyes that says, I’m no fun at all and can’t even make a decent sandwich. Sure, if she bent over and begged me I’d do it but I’m not sure I’d enjoy it. I know that makes no sense at all–how can anal sex ever be bad?—but I sense that one would do something weird. Maybe like ask me to stop before I was done. Could you imagine? Just the thought sends a chill up my spine.
lol | March 25, 2010 at 6:04 pm
lol the ugly girls are starting to comment
turd da third | March 25, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Nice bods but the faces on these chicks just makes me wanna puke. They would only look good holdin a load,, otherwise its three double baggers… maybe you get bags cheaper by the half dozen
Greenman | March 25, 2010 at 6:04 pm
The one on the left looks like the retarded girl from the movie “The Other Sister”. You know, the one with the hot retard sex.
Mr. ice Guy | March 25, 2010 at 6:17 pm
Jammy Comment/Question Answered:
Q: i would like to see what all the Kim Kardashian defenders say when they see this an actual attractive womans body as opposed to a short stumpy huge thighs , no muscle tone Kardashian.
A: While I am not a fan of Kim Kardashian (Ass is Way to Big, she seems unpleasent and self centered as a person) these Women do not have “actual attractive” bodies. They are way to thin. I used to date women like this. In a mini Dress or Skirt they are as HOT as can be, but naked they look like 12 year old boys. Size 6 -12 are much better then 4 or less.
Having said that, if I had to do one of these 3 or Kim, I would attempt to pass. Failing that, I would rather do Kim.
You asked.
Deacon Jones | March 25, 2010 at 6:20 pm
Parker,
I’ve heard grumblings before that her sandwich skills weren’t up to snuff..
Johnny | March 25, 2010 at 7:02 pm
I…I think I just….Yep, it’s offical…I just jizzed in my pants.
wtf | March 25, 2010 at 7:02 pm
Two butter faces and a hot chick.
Alli Watermelon | March 25, 2010 at 7:23 pm
Jesus Christ they are thin. They should take some pointers from Bar…you know, eat more than 900 calories a day.
Cock lover | March 25, 2010 at 7:23 pm
#17 I am confused…which one is the hot one?
….oh yeah and… no COCK???
Kiddie Pool | March 25, 2010 at 8:03 pm
To Alli @19 – do you really think they’re too thin?
They look perfectly healthy to me…great hair – which requires proper nutrition…just sayin…they look like the ideal to me.
TekMoney | March 25, 2010 at 8:23 pm
I agree w/ Alli @ 19
… but hey, at least they don’t look like trannies. So bravo, Fish. When in doubt, post super models.
The Gimp | March 25, 2010 at 8:50 pm
From the looks of it, I estimate the urine content of that pool they’re standing in to be at about 50%, so… yeah. Just doesn’t do it for me, but then again, I’m not R Kelly.
maudina | March 25, 2010 at 8:52 pm
@20
you do realize they all have hair extensions? In a photoshoot, hair extensions is like make-up.
Puddin' Taine | March 25, 2010 at 9:09 pm
My pants just got a lot tighter…
ToeJam | March 25, 2010 at 9:11 pm
ANOREXIA is all that’s right and good in the world? I don’t get it.
blacksjasone | March 25, 2010 at 9:25 pm
I don’t think Anorexia is great way to be slim, many case prove that is bad habitual for us…. Really slim is keep from your balancing diet…
Alli Watermelon | March 25, 2010 at 9:39 pm
#20, yes I do think they are too thin….hence the reason I typed, “Jesus Christ they are thin.” I never said they were unattractive (although I find Alessandro or whatever to have quite a masculine face). Look how thin they appear in these pictures…imagine seeing them in person. I’m not a male, so what do I know? But IMO…a little more curves and meat on their bones would be more appealing. =]
soahc | March 25, 2010 at 9:42 pm
Everything that is emaciated and waif-like in the world. GO DISMENORRHEA!
london of links | March 25, 2010 at 9:44 pm
good
See Alice | March 25, 2010 at 10:01 pm
…….. I want a mistress, for Christmas …………
Pia | March 25, 2010 at 10:12 pm
Alessandra is the only one that bugs me. She’s has the least figure and looks like an ice queen.
Overall though, too skinny = no boobs and not enough fat to make a boob job look good
Still hot, but they could use some padding… for safety. They’re boyfriends probably wreck that shit. Unless they are just prude bitches.
Nike Air Max 90 | March 25, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!
ppl | March 25, 2010 at 11:20 pm
oh yeah, miranda kerr take the cake.
shusha | March 25, 2010 at 11:45 pm
You could combine all of their tits and still only have a B cup.
If you like little boys, these are the girls for you.
shusha | March 25, 2010 at 11:45 pm
You could combine all of their tits and still only have a B cup.
If you like little boys, these are the girls for you.
shusha | March 25, 2010 at 11:45 pm
You could combine all of their tits and still only have a B cup.
If you like little boys, these are the girls for you.
m3 ds real | March 26, 2010 at 12:36 am
Candice looks great as ever but I am quite impressed with Miranda in photos from this set.
Langostino | March 26, 2010 at 12:39 am
The 2 chicks on the left would have nice tight slits(pussy), the one on the right would have meat hangers.
Have them waxed and sent to my house….
gen | March 26, 2010 at 1:13 am
Ahhh, like a breath of fresh air after all the Ke$ha and Michelle Bombshell this week. They are so beautiful. I honestly can’t understand women who don’t aspire to look like them. I mean, what’s going on in your brain? They are perfect.
Cartman | March 26, 2010 at 1:19 am
I love Alessandra.
I still have a hard time believing she actually shat out a child.
dude | March 26, 2010 at 1:55 am
Swanepoel’s smokin hot, i’d snap her like a pencil. You bitches that keep comparin these hotties to teenage boys are all just jealous fatasses. THESE are hotties that most us guys would do in a heartbeat, not you fat fucks with your rolls of cellulite. Keep sittin on the keyboard and wolf down ur donuts lol i’ll take the supermodels! :D
Top Grade Acai | March 26, 2010 at 2:15 am
Alessandra ambrosio , bikini , candice swanepoel , miranda kerr, her both is a gorgeous woman, and pretty both has a better set of boobs than me that’s all I know,
Pinkers | March 26, 2010 at 2:49 am
Why is everyone hating on the VS models?! They are all so beautiful and if you seen them in interviews, they actually have great personalities too. Love them!
http://kl.am/9o0v
Top Grade Acai | March 26, 2010 at 2:51 am
Waw all three are looking so gorgeous, and looking to sexy in bra and bikini, looked her figure, so attractive, i have no word to say anything about these girls,
m3i zero | March 26, 2010 at 3:06 am
Wow! The group of hot pretty girls . It is just good experience to have a look to these photos. All three of them are really gorgeous I must say. The way they are giving pose is such an extra ordinary . I love to watch them .
get all from $1 only | March 26, 2010 at 3:14 am
Get all these
Flight Ticket $1
Hotel Room $1
Rental Car $1
Rhialto | March 26, 2010 at 3:42 am
I rest my tired head between the boobs of these babes and embrace them all three at once.And while i’m motorboating each one of them.I’d praise Father Neptune for His Trinity.Yes Thou Father Neptune,the Greatest Lord of the Southern Hemisphere!
Tony | March 26, 2010 at 3:46 am
These women have great legs. Compare these legs to the short, stumpy masculine legs that Britney Spears has. Model legs are the best legs, long, slender and sexy. Britney needs to cover her hams up and let us enjoy supermodel legs instead.
Darth | March 26, 2010 at 3:51 am
#47
It’s time to play Frank Sinatra’s ‘My Way’?
vajinismus | March 26, 2010 at 4:04 am
Candice looks great as ever but I am quite impressed with Miranda in photos from this set.