Everything That is Right and Good in the World.

March 25th, 2010 // 111 Comments

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog today which suddenly makes me feel old as shit. It seems like only yesterday I was squirelling away issues under my mattress before heading off to write about Jesse James cheating on Sandra Bullock on the Internet machine. Ah, the days of our youth.

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  1. Deacon Jones

    Like the blond…

    Total waste not to have them bending over in g0strings though….the photog was def. a fag. Waste of talent

  2. mourzeek

    where has Adriana Lima been lately? Her face is the only one that has any charm in the whole group…

  3. DKNY

    @2 I miss Adrianna too. Hottest woman on the planet!

  4. Stumpnasty

    I wonder if they all hate each other. I just imagine the photographer saying “ok girls thats a wrap” and the smiles disappear from their faces as they each walk off in different directions, muttering “this is fucking retarded” under their breath.

  5. yaya

    they look like dogs when they stand on their back legs

  6. MaryJane420

    Does anyone else think the middle one is retarted?

  7. Jammy

    She’s not retarted just full of herself but she does have a great body, i would like to see what all the Kim Kardashian defenders say when they see this an actual attractive womans body as opposed to a short stumpy huge thighs , no muscle tone Kardashian.

  8. Deacon Jones

    @6
    She vaguely looks like the girl in the trailer over on “I Watch Stuff”s page.

    (GUYS: Watch the “Serbian Film” trailer. Boner-Rama!)

  9. Rough versus a stabbed Grace Park

    Retarded as in being fresh and interesting to the superficial audience… YES she is…

    And keep your feelings to yourself ms Ambrosio…

  10. Parker

    I can easily picture either of the two on the left wedging my penis into their hot little behind just for the pleasure of sitting on my lap but the one on the right…I don’t see it. There’s something in her eyes that says, I’m no fun at all and can’t even make a decent sandwich. Sure, if she bent over and begged me I’d do it but I’m not sure I’d enjoy it. I know that makes no sense at all–how can anal sex ever be bad?—but I sense that one would do something weird. Maybe like ask me to stop before I was done. Could you imagine? Just the thought sends a chill up my spine.

  11. lol

    lol the ugly girls are starting to comment

  12. turd da third

    Nice bods but the faces on these chicks just makes me wanna puke. They would only look good holdin a load,, otherwise its three double baggers… maybe you get bags cheaper by the half dozen

  13. Greenman

    The one on the left looks like the retarded girl from the movie “The Other Sister”. You know, the one with the hot retard sex.

  14. Mr. ice Guy

    Jammy Comment/Question Answered:
    Q: i would like to see what all the Kim Kardashian defenders say when they see this an actual attractive womans body as opposed to a short stumpy huge thighs , no muscle tone Kardashian.
    A: While I am not a fan of Kim Kardashian (Ass is Way to Big, she seems unpleasent and self centered as a person) these Women do not have “actual attractive” bodies. They are way to thin. I used to date women like this. In a mini Dress or Skirt they are as HOT as can be, but naked they look like 12 year old boys. Size 6 -12 are much better then 4 or less.
    Having said that, if I had to do one of these 3 or Kim, I would attempt to pass. Failing that, I would rather do Kim.
    You asked.

  15. Deacon Jones

    Parker,
    I’ve heard grumblings before that her sandwich skills weren’t up to snuff..

  16. Johnny

    I…I think I just….Yep, it’s offical…I just jizzed in my pants.

  17. wtf

    Two butter faces and a hot chick.

  18. Jesus Christ they are thin. They should take some pointers from Bar…you know, eat more than 900 calories a day.

  19. Cock lover

    #17 I am confused…which one is the hot one?

    ….oh yeah and… no COCK???

  20. Kiddie Pool

    To Alli @19 – do you really think they’re too thin?
    They look perfectly healthy to me…great hair – which requires proper nutrition…just sayin…they look like the ideal to me.

  21. TekMoney

    I agree w/ Alli @ 19

    … but hey, at least they don’t look like trannies. So bravo, Fish. When in doubt, post super models.

  22. The Gimp

    From the looks of it, I estimate the urine content of that pool they’re standing in to be at about 50%, so… yeah. Just doesn’t do it for me, but then again, I’m not R Kelly.

  23. maudina

    @20

    you do realize they all have hair extensions? In a photoshoot, hair extensions is like make-up.

  24. Puddin' Taine

    My pants just got a lot tighter…

  25. ToeJam

    ANOREXIA is all that’s right and good in the world? I don’t get it.

  26. I don’t think Anorexia is great way to be slim, many case prove that is bad habitual for us…. Really slim is keep from your balancing diet…

  27. #20, yes I do think they are too thin….hence the reason I typed, “Jesus Christ they are thin.” I never said they were unattractive (although I find Alessandro or whatever to have quite a masculine face). Look how thin they appear in these pictures…imagine seeing them in person. I’m not a male, so what do I know? But IMO…a little more curves and meat on their bones would be more appealing. =]

  28. soahc

    Everything that is emaciated and waif-like in the world. GO DISMENORRHEA!

  29. See Alice

    …….. I want a mistress, for Christmas …………

  30. Pia

    Alessandra is the only one that bugs me. She’s has the least figure and looks like an ice queen.
    Overall though, too skinny = no boobs and not enough fat to make a boob job look good
    Still hot, but they could use some padding… for safety. They’re boyfriends probably wreck that shit. Unless they are just prude bitches.

  31. Grazie mille! Questo articolo, me lo faccia sapere un sacco di cose che prima non ho capito!

  32. ppl

    oh yeah, miranda kerr take the cake.

  33. shusha

    You could combine all of their tits and still only have a B cup.

    If you like little boys, these are the girls for you.

  34. shusha

    You could combine all of their tits and still only have a B cup.

    If you like little boys, these are the girls for you.

  35. shusha

    You could combine all of their tits and still only have a B cup.

    If you like little boys, these are the girls for you.

  36. Candice looks great as ever but I am quite impressed with Miranda in photos from this set.

  37. Langostino

    The 2 chicks on the left would have nice tight slits(pussy), the one on the right would have meat hangers.

    Have them waxed and sent to my house….

  38. gen

    Ahhh, like a breath of fresh air after all the Ke$ha and Michelle Bombshell this week. They are so beautiful. I honestly can’t understand women who don’t aspire to look like them. I mean, what’s going on in your brain? They are perfect.

  39. Cartman

    I love Alessandra.

    I still have a hard time believing she actually shat out a child.

  40. dude

    Swanepoel’s smokin hot, i’d snap her like a pencil. You bitches that keep comparin these hotties to teenage boys are all just jealous fatasses. THESE are hotties that most us guys would do in a heartbeat, not you fat fucks with your rolls of cellulite. Keep sittin on the keyboard and wolf down ur donuts lol i’ll take the supermodels! :D

  41. Alessandra ambrosio , bikini , candice swanepoel , miranda kerr, her both is a gorgeous woman, and pretty both has a better set of boobs than me that’s all I know,

  42. Why is everyone hating on the VS models?! They are all so beautiful and if you seen them in interviews, they actually have great personalities too. Love them!
    http://kl.am/9o0v

  43. Waw all three are looking so gorgeous, and looking to sexy in bra and bikini, looked her figure, so attractive, i have no word to say anything about these girls,

  44. Wow! The group of hot pretty girls . It is just good experience to have a look to these photos. All three of them are really gorgeous I must say. The way they are giving pose is such an extra ordinary . I love to watch them .

  45. Get all these

    Flight Ticket $1

    Hotel Room $1

    Rental Car $1

  46. Rhialto

    I rest my tired head between the boobs of these babes and embrace them all three at once.And while i’m motorboating each one of them.I’d praise Father Neptune for His Trinity.Yes Thou Father Neptune,the Greatest Lord of the Southern Hemisphere!

  47. Tony

    These women have great legs. Compare these legs to the short, stumpy masculine legs that Britney Spears has. Model legs are the best legs, long, slender and sexy. Britney needs to cover her hams up and let us enjoy supermodel legs instead.

  48. Darth

    #47
    It’s time to play Frank Sinatra’s ‘My Way’?

  49. Candice looks great as ever but I am quite impressed with Miranda in photos from this set.

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