Everyone Who’s a Fan of Marilyn Monroe, Close Your Eyes For a Second

August 11th, 2010 // 97 Comments

Paris Hilton pumped up her cutlets and dolled herself up as Marilyn Monroe last night to launch a new fragrance that, for the sake of consumer awareness, is hopefully named Veneria. On that note, Adrian Grenier also showed up which really shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. As Doug Reinhardt can attest to, once you’ve been tainted by the source, you can only return to it for pleasure. And, look at that, I just wrote the tagline.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Also, anyone notice how she covered up her wonk eye? Clever girl (not really).

  2. Paris Hilton
    cindy
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    ewww she looks soo old!!! :O pic 22 and fat! like a warm

  3. Paris Hilton
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    I thought this was a picture of a tranny dressed up as Marilyn Monroe. Makes sense that it’s Paris Hilton.

  4. Kay

    She looks even manlier than usual here… Gag.

  5. Zizzle

    She looks like a wax figure.

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    St
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    She looks like an 80 year wrinkly old lady….Yuck! And she looks fat! She should just give up her 15 minutes of fame was over 5 years ago.

  7. Mama Pinkus

    Marylin Monroe grew up in humble, even devastating conditions, and her extreme vulnerability and desperation for love and acceptance somehow enhanced her physical beauty. Ms. Hilton’s air of entitlement and narcissism is what prevents her from ever being truly beautiful; when she tries to look like Marilyn she looks grotesque in comparison.

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    Colin
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    Why would the Entourage guy hang out with Paris? Not enough skanky hosie whatshie’s in LA or what?

  9. anonym

    amazing push up bra, which makes her A cup look like C.

    what brand does she use?

  10. captain america

    kids do this until the age of ten………..

  11. Paris Hilton
    no
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    She looks like shit. What an insult to Marilyn. Megan Fox with her dumb ass tattoo on her arm saying “at 8, she would cry whenever she saw Marilyn on the tv” and now this shit. She doesn’t even look as a good as a tranny would dressed up as Marilyn. Fucking useless pieces of shit.

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    no
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    WTF !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  13. Paris Hilton
    lol
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    She’s stealing Megan Fox’s favourite face.

  14. Paris Hilton
    lol
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    definitely never seen her this fat in the stomach before *_*

  15. Paris Hilton
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    Is it just me or did Paris have a boob job? Just asking because she’s got her boobs smushed together. She doesn’t even look like the real movie icon. Not even a tiny bit. It’s really pathetic. I think anyone who tries to look like someone else possibly hates their own looks. That’s really the bottom line, right? Oh, one more thing, Marilyn didn’t have a droopy eyelid like Paris does. Nice try Paris but you will never be Marilyn. Unless you can have a successful movie career like Marilyn did. LOL! Yeah right like that would happen!!!

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    Napoupi
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    Lace wig !

  17. Chenush

    Wow! looks good for 70…

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    isa
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    thats a work from the push up bra.

  19. Alena

    Oh god, that’s Paris Hilton? I thought it was a Drag Queen…

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    Stay Puft Overlord
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    Paris Who?

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    vix
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    Damn. She’s looking old.

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    fjqnn
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    not even close. paris hilton is a no talent nothing and has nowhere the beauty of marilyn. i am not impressed!

  23. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    Is that the guy with the smelly dick?

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    unrulysherlock
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    marilyn monroe would kill herself is she werent dead already, sorry, but thats true.. paris looks like a fucking DRAG QUEEN

  25. Paris Hilton
    tgif
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    she has a gut now….skinny girls r gross unless they have some muscle tone…she is clearly gross….those aren’t even tits just newly acquired flab…she needs to eat better & go to the gym

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    Stu Gavin
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    She is such a gorgeous tranny!

  27. Stu Gavin

    She’s a totally hot tranny!

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    Swoon
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    She gives hope to us guys that like to look gorgeous for hot studs.

  29. Paris Hilton
    Swoon
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    That is one classy tranny!

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    blah
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    it’s Halloween already?

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    michi
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    she should just go and fuck herself because nobody can really claim that she looks hot… taking the image of someone so unique like MM for selfish purposes like selling another slutty perfume… desperate!

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    the stig
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    Paris …STFU!!! Seriously, God. you think this girl could take a hint but her brain must be made of wood

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    DancerForMoney
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    She’s still alive?

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    Ana Carolina
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    I’ve heard his dick smells and he has a very hairy uncut crotch…

  35. Paris Hilton
    sting
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    She looks fake. She looks like a bad mix of Christina and Marilyn.

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