Everybody Loves Bieber and Other News

February 9th, 2011 // 58 Comments

- Sunday Rose is dressing Nicole Kidman now. How very Katie Holmes-esque. [Dlisted]

- Nancy Grace wants to throw the book at Lindsay Lohan. [Popeater]

- Alex Pettyfer and his abs are worth it, say people with vaginas. [Lainey Gossip]

- JWoww has no fucking clue. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Paula Abdul in a see-through shirt. Finally! [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Miley Cyrus regrets smoking cooking spices. [TooFab]

- Kayne West mistakes a dollar bill for his own penis. Been there. [Bossip]

-Yvonne Strahovski is a belly dancer. [Popoholic]

-Julia Roberts has a dark side. [Just Jared]

- Britney Spears is collaborating with Will.I.Am presumably to destroy all future Super Bowls.. [Popsugar]

- Hump Day means a gallery of butts. Enjoy. [theCHIVE]

- Sexy Sports Fans Tattoos [Bleacher Report]

The Pros and Cons of Being Charlie Sheen [BuzzFeed]

- Threesome Operator’s Manual: The true and holiest of texts. [Maxim]

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  1. No body loves the Bieber or beaver or the fucking douche bag

  2. BigDaddy

    Did she get a haircut.

    • s'up bitches

      Wow. Hookers have standards now? No pissy no shitty? No thanks, bitch. When I hire a whore, I want her handle number one and two, and number 3 if I so desire. those are my demands Tila!

  3. I love his hair.

    **snicker**

  4. Jimbo

    Nobody loves the Bieber, or the beaver or the fucking douche bag.

  5. You should have that lip checked out lady

  6. That pic is uncanny. It’s like looking at young female version of KD Lang.

    • Cock Dr

      Gravy, can you tell me why Miley Cyrus is wearing an animal’s skull around her neck? Is that the fashion in teenland these days?

      • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

        Mr. Leg knows not of fashion.
        He’s a 78 year old blind mississippian with lepracy

    • I am not sure Cock Doc but I have am image of Billy Ray asking for biscuits and mustard right before he utters “It was a lil’ ol’ baby not no bigger than a squirrel… I takened the little fellar and put him inside the box and buried him right there in a corner of the yard..”

      Then of course Miley found it and did what you do with all shoe box fetuses when you are trailer trash. Accessorize.

      Hey, hey, hey, hey now IBTC. Go easy…. I am just 73…

  7. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    Fish saved his favorite celeb for “hump” day.
    What does that mean exactly?

  8. Richard McBeef

    it’s not even noon pacific and we are already getting the “…and other news” post. WTF? phoning it in today fish? you know some of us have jobs that we would rather fuck off to read the superficial.

    Hopefully the kardashians will roll their dodge caravan and die in the resulting fire, as their lives are worth less than the entertainment of reading another post this afternoon.

  9. Rough--I refuse to have sex on Valentine's day, because it's corny

    Why do celebs go on TV and make fun of their perceived image? You think the public will go awww look everybody he has a sense of humor, lets not GOOF on him anymore….

    • IttyBittyTittyCommittee

      No masturbating either Rough–I refuse to have sex on Valentine’s day, because it’s corny???

    • Rough--I refuse to have sex on Valentine's day, because it's corny

      Heaven’s NO, that’s cheating on Valentine’s day…

  10. How in the hell did Hilary Swank make a baby with Groucho Marx?

  11. IttyBittyTittyCommittee

    He called Selena, amazing.
    I think somebody received their first-
    BeeJay
    I thought I’d spell it out for all the special needs kids on this site.

    • I doubt this kid wants a bj from her or any girl for that matter. He thinks Selena is amazing probally from there long talks at night discussing there boy crushes and women issues and what not.

    • Cock Dr

      That’s his beard….and she’s doing a great job.

    • babooda

      Selena held “its’ ” hand and hugged “it”, that is all it took for this little “sissy-boy” to think she is amazing. Take a really close look at the pictures of them together and you will see that the joke is on anyone who thinks “it” has the slightest clue what to do with a hottie like Selena Gomez.

  12. Deacon Jones

    Kate Gosselin has a lesbian daughter?

  13. slappy magoo

    This is what happens when you leave Osmond DNA lying around all willy-nilly and shit…

  14. Mortimer Duke

    Carol Burnett Jr.

  15. Bob

    I don’t love Justin Bieber.
    I kind of always thought Selena Gomez doing the lesbian thing would be kind of hot, but couldn’t she have picked a hotter girl?

  16. Bucky Barnes

    Poor Justin, he chose a shade of lipstick that matches his gums. Teens have so much trouble learning how to apply makeup correctly.

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her face is getting wider…..didn’t think that was possible.
    I wonder why she’s wearing a small animal skull on her shirt. Krazy kids….

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    Chris Hansen, you might as well come get me.

  19. jojo

    Wait till someone tells Justin that his inverted penis is actually a vagina.

  20. Hmmmmm

    he’s going to break some hearts, and a few behymens

  21. krutboo

    Have you seen the video of him in concert getting nailed in the head by a water bottle tossed from the crowd? I nominate whomever that person was for the Congressional Medal of Honor.

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    Deuce
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope this chick gets back with Lindsey Lohan, they make a good couple.

  23. Frobz

    He’s going to need a rounder head and about a dozen more teeth if he’s going to be the new Donny Osmond.

  24. lori

    The haircut attracts the tweenies and the pink lipstick on a young boy has strong appeal for closet gay Republican pedophiles. He can’t go wrong.

  25. cc

    Bieber could do 50x better than Selena. Reach for the stars, Biebs, you can have anyone. (He should have asked Kim K for a blowjob…you know she’d do it.)

  26. Mark

    Ellen Page is getting ugly….

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    Rob Frost
    Commented on this photo:

    1st Gaga wears a meat dress, now Miley’s dangling animal skulls round her neck? Keep laughing at me people, but the zombie apocalypse is here now!

  28. wim

    this because BeeWeeBieber still has a FRESH & BALD ANUS, folks!!

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    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    looks like the dyke that tried to date tila tequila?

    .. that’s what i get for reading perez hilton. Well i’m several months sober thank you very much

  30. Myclamisaninnie

    I can not wait until he grows up in a couple of years and is forgotten, he will lose all his money and be meth-ed out by 25….sad

    He is arrogant as hell and needs a time out.

  31. anonymoose

    I do NOT love beiber.

    surely some laboratory is incubating a replacement for this pighead already?

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    BangBang
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot.

  33. Daniel

    last time i checked i dont love bieber. What idiots they can’t just say everyone loves bieber. most people hate him then love him.

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    reem
    Commented on this photo:

    i love this picture

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