Even Khloe Thinks Kim Kardashian’s Divorce Is A Crock Of Sh*t, Hates Kris Jenner Now

November 9th, 2011 // 87 Comments

Apparently Khloe Kardashian isn’t thrilled with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian tarnishing the proud Kardashian brand by orchestrating Kim’s divorce after only 72 days of being married. Via Hollywood Life:

“The family has split into two camps since the divorce – Kim and her mom versus the rest of the family, who are really angry at her,” an insider tells In Touch magazine. “Encouraged by her mom, Kris, Kim has become a fame-addicted, money-hungry monster. She has lost touch with reality.”
A source reveals that Khloe is “seething” over Kim’s actions — and while in Australia, the sisters got into a battle in a bathroom.
“Khloe was mad because Kim was trying to look sad [about her divorce],” describes onlooker Hannah Smith. “She was telling Kim that people would see right through it, and Kim was only making things worse.” Kim and Khloe got so nasty to each other that they were “swearing at each other.” Kim stormed out of the room after getting totally worked up.

Of course, all this could come down to simple jealousy over the pee princess getting the fluff job while Khloe and Lamar committed themselves to the long con and fucking Kourtney carried a goddamn baby to term. Yes, Kim’s sex tape is what opened all these doors, but would it kill her to actually try to make anything they do somewhat believable? Christ, she started filming new episodes of Kourtney & Kim Take New York the day after the marriage because people who plan lavish million dollar ceremonies usually skip right over the Honeymoon. That’s like buying fine china and eating a McRib on it. Or taking Kim home and not peeing on her. Yeah, that. (Can you tell I’m hungry?)

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  1. Frank Burns

    Hey, don’t take shots a the the McRib, that is sacramental territory. If I recall my bible correctly, at the Last Happy Meal, Jesus said “take this Shamrock Shake, for it is unto my blood, and this McRib, for it is my flesh”. Check your bible for the specific verses, somewhere near the back I think.

  2. TomFrank

    Y’know, it reeeeallly looked like the two of them were getting along fine when they were in Sydney last week. Was she lying then, or is she lying now? (By the way, I hate the fact that I give a rat’s ass enough to comment.)

  3. And tune in next week to “Keeping up” and see how this fake family feud plays out!

    • JR

      They all become preggars! Then fake that too! Why not everything about them is a bunch of bullcrap! or Kris Jenner finds out she has a another spawn from one of her many men she slept with!

  4. bib

    It’s all a big storyline developed by the fantastic writers… believe it (I mean don’t believe any of it!)

    haha

  5. Bianca

    What is the fascination with this McRib business? They don’t even look good in commercials when they’re all fancied up, so I can imagine them looking even more disgusting in person.

    • Drew

      Some say ignorance is bliss. I said the McRib is bliss.

      To each their own.

    • Brett Ratner masturbates with McRib sauce.

    • kawkaw

      They are! I worked at McD’s in HS and the stench of that “sauce” as it simmered in the crock pot was enough to make me sick to my stomach. And McD’s is full of repulsive smells but this was the only one bad enough to actually make me refuse to touch that crock pot because I KNEW I would vomit. And I did, then put it on a bun and served it when someone ordered a McRib and nobody even knew the difference.

  6. Ibin Jakinov

    So I watched most of the episodes and you could tell from the very moment Kim announced the wedding Khloe was visibly irritated. When they were in Australia, Khloe looked really bothered everytime they would promote their products and the interview would totally become about the divorce. She’s had a chip on her shoulder the whole time.

    I would also like to note that the reason why Lamar and Khloe works is cause dude has seen EVERYTHING. His dad is a junkie, mom died of cancer, he own child succumbed to sids. At this point nothing can shock or disturb him – even Khloe’s burnt vag.

    • Ibin Jakinov

      I just know that decades from know I will say with despondence, ‘I was there! I was there to see the moral decay of society. I watched it crumble like urine-soaked psoriasis scabs.”

      • Geoffrey Harrington

        Hear ! Hear !

      • poop hunt

        so much true delivered by ibin.

        khloe is very upset only because kim is pretending to be sad over something khloe… well, khloe believes she should hate kris humphries. spoilt girls always jealous of one another. always out for themselves. momma taugh them.

      • rican

        Don’t buy it, you watched it because you are a moron follower.

    • ...

      You know, I have been unfortunate enough to watch a Kardashian show on occasion…and as much as people here want to hate on Khloe for being a yeti, she is actually the coolest one of them all.

  7. skunk

    where is the kim pee video? ive never been able to find it

  8. hmna

    It’s not wise to upset a Wookiee.

  9. JC

    I was almost prepared to give a Khloe a thumb’s up for being pissed (no pun intended) at Kim for being a famewhore, but then I realized that Khloe is just angry because Kim’s antics could damage the bottom line in Khloe’s own famewhoring.

    Phew. All is right in the world again.

  10. Cock Dr

    Of course the Wookie is upset.
    If the mouth breathers who watch their shows begin to develop some skepticism RE: K klan then perhaps they won’t watch the shows anymore. If the shows aren’t watched the whole franchise gets cancelled.
    Cancellation cuts into the Wookie’s cashflow.
    Cashflow is needed for Wookie food & waxing services.
    I hope the Wookie loses it over this terrible prospect and tears the moo cow limb from limb.
    On camera, the way private life is supposed to be.

    • Dan

      I think the *entire* thing is a setup – including Khloe being upset.

      • Dan

        Oh the drama. Will the quest for fame tear a family apart?

        Then they can all go cry on Dr. Phil or whatever and then have a “reality” show about that.

      • BE

        Yep – Just the Plan B spin – let’s play it out so there’s a confrontation, then we can get Kim and Mom on camera admitting they’ve screwed up, then everyone kisses and makes up for the audience. Can’t we just hear the writers of this CF in the background.
        It’ll be groundbreaking!
        Brady Bunch of the new millennium!!
        We deserve raises for spin and crisis management!!

    • Snack pack

      Yay! I was hoping for a “moo cow” reference I’m that post. Thanks CD!

  11. Alex655321

    Who would have thought that the intelligent one would be the largest, most ungainly ? Maybe this is Darwinism on a Yeti / Sasquatch level?

    • Johnny Two Times

      Starting to like the girl(?) for disliking Kunt Kris Jenner

    • Help

      Her awful mother is the one screeching at her to hawk diet pills, get pregnant and have a baby, and eat less cookies. Yeah I can see why Khloe might be a little down on the old hag.

    • “Kim and Khloe got so nasty to each other that they were “swearing at each other.” Kim stormed out of the room after getting totally worked up.”

      Sounds to me like Khloe hit a raw nerve!

  12. Frank Burns

    A week+ ago I found myself here agreeing with Snookie about her money management and education plans. Now, I find myself here agreeing with Khloe Kardashian about something. What the hell is this site doing to me?

  13. Venom

    Of course they are mad, their bullshit gravy train is coming to an end.
    And Kim should tell them to fuck off because if it were not for her and her fucking Ray J on cam, the shemale and her monkey sister would still be slinging dresses out of their little shit shop.

    Because of Kim, a giant ugly shemale like her was able to get famous and marry a rich basketball players whose money she can steal later on.

  14. don'tblink

    OH PULEEASE Khloe was salivating for this farce of a marriage to end a long time ago. SHE DOES NOT LIKE KRISS HUMPRIES BASE ON PAST SHOWS SHE CLAIMS SHE CAN OUTMANEUVER HIS BALLS BUT SHE DID NOT DELIVER.She’s just saying now about their family being divided this because”their brand” is at risk
    and she wants to cover her big fat ass. Like mamapimp says ; “You don’t know my family” maybe she’s right but one thing is for sure this family is always UNITED IN EVERYTHING: Whether they’re selling their crap , hoing themselves to the public or scaming them that they are worthy of anyone’s attention.

  15. i love khloe and i feel like she has her values in the right place- kim’s divorce is absolutely disgusting and she should feel shameful.. i can see right through her as I’m sure most people can and she should be ashamed of herself.. 72 days? like really, the things people will do for money..

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    Seriously Chloe and Kourtney (sans scripted wedding discussion at Princess Pee’s wedding) are the last bastions of common sense for the K Klan. If Kris had any business acumen at all, she would ship Kim off Amsterdam or something (skat porn is a booming industry there) and bring Wookstar and the Pocket Rocket out front. Kim shot herself in the foot big time with this wedding crap, she needs to lay low for a while.

  17. peter

    this is so funny. doesn’t anyone know what Anna Nicole Smith said about Kim Kardashian’s divorce?

    http://www.washingtonpastime.com/drupal/kardashiandivorce

    hahahaha

  18. sunbum

    Kim and her mom are just fame whores.I would die if my mom acted like kris. take them off the air. nobody wants to see them.kloe is the only one i like she tells it like ie is take it or leave it!no more kardashians pleaszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  19. paula white

    I think kim is a stupid retarded ass bitch jealous of her sister Kloe because she been married to Lamar for two years now and her ass is getting old as fuck and done already been thru two marriages a porno and a long list of celebrity men and not to mention atheletes prior to her marriage to Humpries. She new she didn’t wanna marry that young man in the first damn place I’m beginning to think it was all a publicity stunt after all Kim craves attention as if she doesn’t get enough already and she does that by spending ten million dollars on a wedding and marriage she would only committ 72 days to? What a dumb hoe if I was Kris Humpries I would slap that trick and make her give me my two million dollar ring back cuz she don’t deserve it! I knew her marriage wouldn’t even last six months sorry to say

  20. forrest gump

    boeoeoeoeoeeeeeeeehhhhhhh, it’s khloe “The Cow”, folks!!

  21. Anon

    LOL…Khloe thinks people will start seeing through Kim’s bullshit. EVERYONE in the freakin’ world sees Kim for what she is….a gold digging succubus.

    Only people with blinders on are Kim and her f*cked up family.

  22. Terry

    Don’t believe any of this shit. It is just another Kardashian PR gimmick.

  23. JR

    Well let’s see you got Kim, porn star, gets rich, fakes a wedding, heartless it’s all about me bitches, acting role as a marriage counselor, Klhoe(Wookie) marries basketball player, compulsive liar, pays PR to write this article to gain ratings, Kourtney, single mother with a bf who is an alcoholic, Rob, cheats on GF, dates porn star, gains weight, and ends up on DTWS, Mother- demented, evildoer, control freak. Stepdad ex Olympian, plastic surgeries, marries into this psychotic family, younger stepsister-wannabe TopModel, raunchy pics at 14 okay so stay tune …yeah this whole family is whacked!! They are filthy rich for doing absolutely nothing! Now why are they famous? Saw only 5 minutes of this crap and this was 4 years ago what a joke and this shit is still on tv! I can’t believe I’m even on this, but this girl needs to take some of her diet pills and crap it all out maybe she will feel better!

  24. Burt

    Wow, even the sister who tried to excuse her DUI by claiming it’s because grief their father’s death when it in fact occurred months before the anniversary of his death thinks it’s all going too far. How low can she (Kim) and her mom get?

  25. KHLOE SMASH!!!!!!!!!

    DONT MAKE KHLOE ANGRY.
    YOU NO LIKE KHLOE WHEN KHLOE BE ANGRY.

  26. Rob

    Khloe doesn’t like anyone since she learned she was adopted from a family of Wookies.

  27. See people’s disgusted comments on the no more Kardashian petition:
    http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/no-more-kardashian/signatures.html

  28. mk

    I know sad. My line of work has given me the ability to read people and body language in a real NYM.

    KK suckered me into E special. And, LOVE. I feel very sad for KH.

    I can only hope Khloe is being true to life. Someone in KK’s family must end this garbage and be a positive role model to American girls.

    Just watching Kourtney pee on camera was gross enough.

    I don’t know why I am even commenting. Maybe it’s because these people live by their bank book not by the bible.

    KK’s “sad face” did not begin until the media and those who got hurt spoke out. Prior to her departure KK was all smiles.

    KK’s statement for filing reminds me of Susan Smith come lately. Maybe if she cried before she filed she would if had sympathy for about 2 minutes.

    There should be a class act suit for us idiots who don’t watch the show, changing our schedule to watch her acting ability.

    Live and learn. My bad.

  29. Samantha

    I am so ashamed to read these comments and that disgusting article. Now I have watched the “keeping up” series once and awhile and I also watched the Wedding and I’m not surprised. They shouldn’t have married but with all the pressures I can see it, Kris is also to blame because he himself had doubts about the wedding. That Kim is the only one to take blame for this fiasco is rediculous. I am ashamed that you people are so mean about this entire family. They have their own business and work hard and I’m not surprised that the fame has gone to their heads. Give anyone a lot of money and they will mess up. Do you people hate “reality” tv in general or just this family. Because you have the jersey shore or any of that other crap they have on tv. I believe that when you get on here and bash people that you don’t even know you are no better than the people you are bashing. As for Khloe she has been married for years and just because she married quickly doesn’t mean it isn’t real. She has lasted longer than most marriages were the people have been together years before hand. Quit being so hateful. We know nothing about the family dynamic except for what they show on tv and that is the ‘best” they can cut together for good tv. Think about this next time you go off on someone you don’t know.

  30. leelo

    It’s so sad to see someone with every material possession in the world be as miserable as she is. As long as we are paraphrasing the Bible…wherever your treasure is, there lies your heart also. Kim’s treasure is $$$$$. It certainly isn’t love.

  31. Olivia Cho

    whats the fuckss?

  32. Kelly

    Agree with this 100%. Kim is the Most fake In all of hollywood… Who is she really? Think real hard, shes nobody. All she does is own a store with money that was left in the family. And is on a “reality” tv show that makes her “rich” what a crock of shit. She better give that 2 mill. $ ring back. Like she doesn’t have enough money. Money and fame only get you so far. When real life hits her she will be screwed. Who’s going to want to be with some one like her now. Her life is a total fake and embarrassment. .

  33. Tary

    Omg!khloe is so right 4 being mad @ kin.kim wat u did was disgusting.why get married in th 1st place if u were gon divorce 72dys l8ter?

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    Love Khloe, she’s the only one with some brains in that creepy family….

  35. Pochita

    Kloe is just a fat low self esteem jellous bitch that envies Kim no matter how kim acts Kloe will always envie her thats why shes againsts anything Kim does well hello dont u see it !!

  36. Sarah Martinez

    I think that Kim’s fAmily just needs to be behind her!!! Everyone is freaking stupid! It’s a damn divorce it happens she is still human like everyone else And really telling her to commit suicide grow up Kris is a loser let her move on it is her life not anyone else’s if she had real fans they would all be behind her. Not everyone’s relationship works out. So why is Kim’s such a big deal? Because she’s a stupid kardashian ? Why label her?

  37. trish

    Why risk losing what sanity you have left down here over a bunch of people making loads of money? The news is all doom and gloom for us, while they make millions! Leave them to it and live it up while you can, the time is running out fast now and you need all the fun you can get. Everything is going up for us price wise, yet our money is either going down or it is static. Have a party with your best friends and close family before the dosh gets too tight. PEACE

  38. Hey everyone. Please log on this site and SIGN the petition http://www.gopetition.com/petitions/no-more-kardashian/signatures.html
    This is NOT a spam message; this is the real deal. This is the beginning of a new initiative to finally get rid of these skanks once and for all. Start by signing the petition! It’s about time E! stopped degrading women, Armenians, and Americans everywhere by putting this trash on their stations. In the upcoming weeks, the movement to get rid of the Kardashians will take place. Starting off by protesting in front of a Borders where Kris Jener will be doing a reading from her “pages of lies” book. In addition, start by boycotting all products endorsed by the Kardashians. Inform the Sears Management in your local district how unsatisfied you are with the quality of their Kardashian Kollection. Do NOT purchase ANY of their products. This includes bags, clothing, shoes, and perfume. Moreover, protests in front of the DASH boutiques in Calabases, Miami, and New York will be in effect as well. Hurt these bitches were it counts the most; their incomes! I urge you all to take action immediately. We are the consumers and we are ALWAYS right. Do what has to be done… Do NOT support ANY product endorsed by the Kardashians or the Jenners – that includes voting for their dumb-ass brother on DWTS.

  39. Ms Q

    The world is soooo up set with them dam Kardashians.. i hope kim don’t hurt herself. WOW !! who cares about somebdy else’s personal life. Oh i forgot america does… thats what we do.. when yout hot ur hot.. when u do something WE dont like,, of course we tear you down!!

  40. Claire

    HAHAHAHAHA. Excellent. Loved Kris H commenting on whoreface being a superficial princess, and khloes reaction when they announced the engagement – “is this for real?!”

  41. keke

    I really dnt give a rats a cause at the end of the day she’s the one who have to deal with her own consequences …hel is they payin yall to care? NO SO WHY BOTHER SMH

  42. So, Kim Kardashian had a 72 day marriage. If anyone has been watching “Kim and Kourtney take NY” it kind of shows the decay of Kim and Kris’ marriage.. There was a scene last week, where they’re at a restaurant and Kris got BBQ sauce all over his finger, and told, not asked, but told Kim to lick his finger. You could tell she was embarrassed. But, it takes two to tango, and this isn’t all the Hump’s fault! Now that we’re almost towards the end of this series, you can tell that Kim has had it with Kris.. Also, Khloe hates Kris, I think more than she ever hated Scott, and that’s a lot of hate! lol. Khloe and Lamr’s show starts right after Kourt and Kim’s show.. What, are they like a reality show monopoly now?

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