Because the paparazzi always hang out in LASIK eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough. And it’s shit like this that makes me pray to a God I don’t even believe in for exactly three things to happen:
If that’s not enough to make Jesse James and Herr Fuhrer’s Fuckbox above wish they never combined tattooed genitals, I’m willing to toss Oksana Grigorieva off a bridge in exchange for Mel Gibson revoking their SS benefits package. Or solicit a blonde hair, blue-eyed hooker to blow him. His call.
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