Even I’m Offended By This

January 17th, 2011 // 140 Comments

Because the paparazzi always hang out in LASIK eye surgery waiting rooms, Michelle “Bombshell” McGee thought it’d be hilarious if she pretended to lick a magazine photo of Sandra Bullock. You know, because ruining her marriage wasn’t enough. And it’s shit like this that makes me pray to a God I don’t even believe in for exactly three things to happen:

1. Charlie Sheen has AIDS but won’t wear a condom because he’s Charlie Sheen.
2. Kat Von D turns out to be secretly Jewish.
3. PR Baby knows the location of Hitler’s gold, but will only tell Mommy.

If that’s not enough to make Jesse James and Herr Fuhrer’s Fuckbox above wish they never combined tattooed genitals, I’m willing to toss Oksana Grigorieva off a bridge in exchange for Mel Gibson revoking their SS benefits package. Or solicit a blonde hair, blue-eyed hooker to blow him. His call.

Photos: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Cock Dr

    What a c*unt.

  2. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    Fucking YUCK!!

  3. teal

    You’re kinda late on the pickup there, Fish. This has been circulating the web for a while.

    However, it sickens me every time that I see it.

    • Hugh Gentry

      the first thing I noticed in this picture is the view down her shirt. Who cares what else is going on…

  4. Great now the magazine has Aids. She might as well take it home and line her cage with it now.

  5. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    Elle
    Commented on this photo:

    And I’ll never read another waiting room magazine again.

  6. Any Guy

    ugh, just – UGH. can the paps PLEASE stop following this worthless piece of dung now? I mean, what’s the point already? I feel dirty just LOOKING at that thing.

    • Any Guy

      ps – Sandra Bullock is a waste of life as well (nice token baby you freak). But still not nearly as bad as this skank.

      • I gotta disagree. Bullock was one of the first people to give $1M after 9/11 – she didn’t wait for any donation program. She also gave the same after the tsunami in Thailand, the earthquake in Haiti and to Nawlins after Katrina. She bought a house there and pretty much kept a high school afloat (sorry). So she’s generous and pretty fucking real in my book. She helped raise James’ 5 year old daughter while her porn star mother was in prison and helped him get custody – it was obvious in her interviews how important her marriage and their family was to her. And since they started adoption proceedings 4 years ago, she’d have to have been a psychic to plan to use the kid for post-breakup PR. Which means she’d have seen this scrawled-on men’s room wall of skankitude coming from miles away and kicked her worthless turd of a husband to the curb long before he cheated on her.

      • Agree with Any Guy here. I used to like Bullock, but that changed once I saw how she:
        a: clung to her Nazi-hubby for dear life, didn’t make a comment for weeks (save to deny the existence of a Nazi-sextape), and only filed for divorce because of the public pressure.
        b. treated Lindemulder in her quest to be Sunny’s mother, since she couldn’t conceive herself.
        c. was deliriously happy with a fucking Nazi for seven years.
        d. co-planned with said Nazi their move to Austin, post divorce. They live very close to one another. Tell me the recent Ryan Reynolds-talk wasn’t another brilliant pr move to deflect attention away from the fact that they’re still together.
        d. adopted a black kid, said she gave him a bris (even though’s she’s not Jewish), and lied about the timeline.

        To everybody who states it as fact that she started the adoption years ago: you only have her word for that. Plus, she and JJ were all over the globe during last year’s awards season. Not a baby in sight, anywhere. Please think for yourselves. Liking Bullock still is forgivable, but at least acknowledge that she hasn’t exactly choked on her first lie.

      • Sonya

        You do realize at least 20-30 minutes of your time was spent analyzing a celebrities life..which A.) you have no legitimate proof of except for what the media tells you and B.) not a single person gives a shit about your opinion. just thought i’d point that out. get some sunshine, vitamin D is great for you….

  7. gigi2

    She is the epitome of klass and elegance. Not.

    What a nasty b-tch.

  8. V

    Meh who cares. she will never be relevant. she has to do stupid tricks like these to get any semlbance of attention. she could fuck a horse in rodeo drive and she will still be a nobody afterwards.

    keep trying hard, tattoed bitch. you’re worthless to the world.

  9. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    Bird
    Commented on this photo:

    Gutter troll.

    Who the fuck tattoo’s their forehead?

  10. The man

    Doesn’t bother me in the least considering “Sandy’s” adoption/coversion stunt. I am actually on Bombshell’s side.

    • Huh? What?

      You mean the adoption/conversion “stunt” that began three years before this wh*re was approached by her husband for secret office sex?

    • Bucky Barnes

      If Sandy was too stupid to realize that JJ was a complete douche-weasel before she married him she sorta got what she deserved. Most people only need one glance at the motherfucker… with all due respect.

  11. Bucky Barnes

    Wow, Freddie Kruger sure has a nice rack!

  12. Another famewhore on the rise..

  13. Marley

    The quote in the corner is kinda funny though. “‘She takes my breath away,’ James said of Bullock…”

    This chick is lame as fuck. I wish she would tattoo herself right out of existence.

  14. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    edna
    Commented on this photo:

    what a dirty whore!

  15. stupidass

    haha, WOW

    bitch is a hardcore…um…..bitch

  16. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    Pam
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope they accidentally burn her eyes out. What a cunt.

  17. Drew

    Herr Fuhrers Fuckbox is probably the single greatest thing I’ve seen you type.

  18. GravyLeg

    She is all K-K-Klass.

  19. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    lisa
    Commented on this photo:

    Who lick a nasty doctor office magazine? If Sandra went psycho and shot her to death I would completely understand

  20. jales

    White trash nazi bitch.

  21. alex

    She’s a freakin genius. Look at all the press she’s getting. How long before she has her own reality show?

    She’s like those giant advertisements that came to life in an episode of The Simpsons…just don’t look and she’ll go away.

    Please please please no more Kat posts.

    • V

      it’s almost been a year since her scandal and no TV deals. it’s never gonna happen and this is when humanity gives me hope. she’s known, but she’s not a celebrity like she wishes she was now.

  22. Compound9

    All things considered i would’nt touch her with your cock.

    On another note, can anyone tell me about the belt buckle i see her wear that looks like an olde english “SD” what does it stand for and why does she wear it?

  23. suezilla911

    Even her sassy ‘smurf-nazi’ cap doesn’t prevent her from licking coke off a People Magazine in a public doctor’s office…

  24. noooooooooo

    Why is an asteroid licking a magazine with Sandra Bullock? Oh damn, her face is just that rocky.

  25. Michelle

    How did the floor not open up and suck this bitch straight to hell?

  26. Cardinal Fang

    Lots of tattoos on a girl is not sexy.

  27. faded

    I guess C*nt of the Year 2010 wasn’t good enough… she’s going for CotY 2011, and she leads by the length of her dirty tongue.

  28. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    A Man Duh
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that thrush on her tongue?

  29. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    The Truth
    Commented on this photo:

    GROSS OUT

  30. Clyde

    That disgusting Nazi bitch needs to go the fuck away. Someone needs to explain to sluts mcgee that just because she got her disease filled stinky hole crammed by Jesse James does not make her a celebrity. She is a cum dumpster and that is all.

  31. Ash Bones

    Cool pics!!

  32. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    michael c.
    Commented on this photo:

    i love this. rock on bombshell. fuck that fake ass cunt sandra bullock

  33. mark

    Classy broad.

  34. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    bobs
    Commented on this photo:

    could have been tripping on hospital drugs

  35. Nate

    lol! Come on everyone know Sandra is a lesbian.

  36. Intifada

    Those are some of the most amateurish tattoos I’ve ever seen. This bitch looks like she stood in an inner city underpass and let the worst taggers do their work on her. She must be extremely uneducated, probably barely above animal intelligence. I know, I just insulted animals…

    • Jennny

      “probably barely above animal intelligence”
      good one.

      • Mortimer Duke

        My cat is pretty fucking awesome and knows not to eat broccoli when I put it in his bowl. He also knows not to get tatoos on his tail. So im guessing my cat is smarter than her. Plus I never saw this bitch pull anyone out of a well, she just gets drilled in hers.

  37. Wow, you can’t even tell who she is when she is in her “civillian” clothes.

  38. Meredith

    That woman is going to try to lick the black right off Sandy’s baby next. It may be distasteful to her, but someone might think Jesse’s still his father someday…

  39. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    She is a cunt, but Sandra was fucking retarded for even considering a relationship with a 14-year-old chin beard in the first place. This trash didn’t break up the marriage though. It’s never the fault of the “other person.” It’s completely the fault of the cheater.

  40. Rose McGowan with tattoos

  41. KWDragon

    If I were Sandra Bullock, I would immediately get tested for every STD known to man. With this chick’s history, she can probably catch most of them through the paper.

  42. Hate Rough? you probably hate freedom

    Too bad people always get these inks remove. I want to see these tats at an age where her skin looks like a bed Klitcho and Hayden Penetiere spent the night role playing the champ save the cheerleader…

  43. Amy Sandwich

    I think she’s more obsessed with Sandra than Jesse James. Why would you keep doing this unless you had some kind of inferiority complex?

  44. Mutt

    Holy crap this is 100% terrible. I mean this chick isn’t even human. Yeah all y’all called her a cunt, but that really doesn’t even come close!

  45. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    xanax in my beer
    Commented on this photo:

    Huh. How much do you have to get raped by your uncle as a child to want to tattoo words and cobwebs onto your face as a grown up?

  46. Michelle "Bombshell" McGee
    herrdoktor
    Commented on this photo:

    so who got the herpes, the magazine or sandra

  47. Marceelf

    Bombwhore protects her weave before letting the golden shower hit her left eye.

  48. Person

    And she has kids! Wtf is wrong with her?

  49. Agwings

    I’d just like to buy her for what shes worth, and sell her for what she thinks shes worth. I could retire.

  50. Hate Rough? you probably hate freedom

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    I’m asking the ghost of J. Edgar Hoover, that possess this website to put back post at once.
    The power of Christ compels you…

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