Rapper Eve was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence last night after she crashed her gold Maserati on Hollywood Boulevard, hitting the center divider and totaling the front of her car. And because Hollywood is a very weird place, Sean Penn apparently went to go visit her at the station. Police sources say:
“He came to see how Eve was doing.” No word yet if Sean and Eve had been out together before her car accident.
Eve and Sean Penn? That’s a pretty weird combination. Sort of like Red Bull and Lucky Charms. Which is what I had for breakfast, and now I feel like I could fly to the moon with my arms. Prepare for takeoff! Vroooom!
jrzmommy♠ | April 26, 2007 at 7:58 am
omg FRIST!!!
p911gt10c | April 26, 2007 at 8:00 am
Who’s that girlllllllllll?
oh yeah, she’s the one fucked up a MASERATI!
People this dumb should be barred from buying such fine automobiles.
GooniesNeverSayDie | April 26, 2007 at 8:01 am
Whoa, I started freaking out when I read this.
I was so worried about Eve, and whether Eve was injured in the crash, and what was going to become of Eve and whether Eve was going to be released from jail.
And then I realized that I didnt have to worry anymore.
Because I have no clue who Eve is.
Is she Britney’s wig consultant?
veggi | April 26, 2007 at 8:02 am
This reminds me of Chinese food and Chocolate Pudding.
Mugspot.com | April 26, 2007 at 8:03 am
Way to Go Eve!
Fifth Stooge | April 26, 2007 at 8:04 am
I saw Eve and Sean at Hyde the other night. They looked quite chummy.
Yune | April 26, 2007 at 8:07 am
Eve likes her some vanilla?
DrPhowstus | April 26, 2007 at 8:09 am
Street Cred… it’s what’s for breakfast.
And HER gold Maserati? Riiiiiiiight…
doomhammer | April 26, 2007 at 8:10 am
I see Eve and all I can think of is…
“Corn chip Nail Tip” !!!
InvaderZim | April 26, 2007 at 8:11 am
With RAP music no longer selling like it once did I think we will start seeing more and more of this. These once popular rappers will be engaging in all sorts of illegal things… and with out CD money to pay for lawyers they will all be spending time in the slammer.
fergernauster | April 26, 2007 at 8:18 am
Just an aside…
What is this nipple-less “Holly Madison” thing to the right of my screen?
It is going to get me fired.
JaeMae | April 26, 2007 at 8:20 am
#3- HA! Britneys wig consultant”
Ill never understand these celebs driving drunk. They piss my salary on clothes alone and wont get a cab to take their drunk ass home. Or better yet, dont they have “people” for that?
edan | April 26, 2007 at 8:24 am
oh my goodness, the superficial is hilarious again. Red Bull and Lucky Charms, teehee. Sounds delish.
EZ | April 26, 2007 at 8:26 am
Sean was confused, he thought the blotter said Neve, as in Campbell.
dero316 | April 26, 2007 at 8:26 am
How do you total part of a car? If you total a car that means the repair costs more than the market value.
dirt chicken | April 26, 2007 at 8:36 am
Is that her natural hair color ?
fergernauster | April 26, 2007 at 8:37 am
Eve is actually KIND OF attractive.
L’il Kim, on the udder hand…
lambman | April 26, 2007 at 8:50 am
Why can’t these idiots take a limo? Its really really really fun to be drunk in a limo, but I hear getting a DUI is not all that fun.
bungoone | April 26, 2007 at 9:02 am
isn’t sean penn still married?
bigsteamyone | April 26, 2007 at 9:04 am
yeah , he’s into the swirl !
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 9:04 am
They were a lot more productive out in the fields.
kamihi | April 26, 2007 at 9:05 am
They is sum nice veneers she gots there. I really dont care though, about her, Eve WHO? Sean Penn? Yeah so? hes married right, how dare he cheat on his wife? bastard.
FRIST!!! | April 26, 2007 at 9:17 am
Hahaha @#3 Me too either!!!
Oh, and I’m FRIST!!!
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 9:23 am
So in order to wear a wig like that, does she have to shave her head? Seriously.
She’ll get the same lawyer that Paris & Nicole got, & this ordeal will slowly disappear, sad to say.
Better her than me, though.
jrzmommy♠ | April 26, 2007 at 9:33 am
My troll returns.
Whammer Jammer | April 26, 2007 at 9:38 am
#10: I hope and pray that you are correct.
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 9:42 am
Rope –> Tree Limb –> Problem Fixed.
justme | April 26, 2007 at 9:43 am
Monkeys can’t drive cars..
BarbadoSlim | April 26, 2007 at 9:49 am
Another fine vehicle ruined by an “urban” type. Although it was probably “pimped” which means it was already fucked-up beyond all hope.
Mike | April 26, 2007 at 10:19 am
How does one total just the front of their car???
F-Sucker | April 26, 2007 at 10:22 am
Thug life, bitches.
lambman | April 26, 2007 at 10:41 am
19- Yeah, Sean is still married to the Princess Bride
whoneedsenemies | April 26, 2007 at 10:54 am
To see how she was doing?? It’s not like she was in the emergency room. What a fuck..
ivve | April 26, 2007 at 11:49 am
What a stupid bitch. She has enough money to buy a maserati, but lacks the sense to have a designated driver in her entourage.
I don’t understand why celebrities drink to the point where we could reasonably assume there will be some vomiting, and then go climb into their cars that cost more than the house I live in. Do they want to puke on their custom upholstery? Even if they don’t crash, there’s still fucking vomit stains all over your nice-ass car.
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 11:51 am
#21 & 27 – that would be
Troll –> Rope –> Tree Limb –> Problem Fixed.
You forgot the first step ass clown.
wedgeone | April 26, 2007 at 12:48 pm
whoops, I meant:
10 year old boy –> me –> HARDON!!!
Ricky Razzle | April 26, 2007 at 12:49 pm
NO WAY ! I thought I had the only gold Masterati :(:(:(:(
Truthseeker013 | April 26, 2007 at 3:17 pm
Uhhhh…
Am I *meant* to give a tinker’s dam?
krazihottkelli | April 26, 2007 at 7:18 pm
Nasty,,fake teeth , fake cheeks, fake tan, and of course fake hair…Hate to see what’s under all that fake shit…
WTFiswrongwithUppl | April 26, 2007 at 7:28 pm
She keeps driving drunk and she’s gonna have to hit up Xzibit to pimp her wheelchair.
Love the “Corn chip Nail Tip” !
DrPhowstus | April 27, 2007 at 5:48 am
Geeez… poor Eve could only muster 41 comments. Further proof that rap sales are in continued decline. That and wannabe high school students who think it’s cool to act Black, while crossing the street whenever some Erkel looking motherfucker approaches. How that the Maserati’s gone, where will she live? Back to showing unemployed drunk guys even massive A cups I suppose.
Hara | April 27, 2007 at 5:02 pm
You are SOOO right Krazi Kelli. Eve is so fake. Why can’t she get out in the sun and turn brown the natural way like everyone else? I wish I’d thought to say that first. You’re so smart. And omg Eve is such a fake loser!!!
Thomas the Wrapper | April 28, 2007 at 7:43 am
Who is this dumb stupid cunt with the wig and why is she all over the news? No one here seems to know who she is or what she does yet, she’s all over the place.
krazihottkelli | April 29, 2007 at 1:16 pm
EAT SHIT AND DON’T PATRONIZE ME, BITCH…
Sillyness | April 29, 2007 at 7:24 pm
LMFAO, some of you idiots need some serious help..I can totally see you guys flipping burgers at the local McDonalds as your profession.
First of all FRIST..I don’t know if you purposely spell FIRST wrong, but either way it’s really dumb. Who gets excited for posting first on a dumbass blog like this? No life much? Get employed idiot.
DirtChicken could you sound any more stupid by asking, “Is that her real hair color?” If you knew anything about anything then you’d know that it’s obviously a wig/weave of some kind. Seek education fool.
Wedgeone, “They were alot more productive in the fields”, what kind of airheaded comment is that? I know that your probably some illiterate trailer-trash barefooted bluegrass dingy-toothed prick who sleeps with your cousins in the boondocks while your mom whore’s herself out just to feed her kids, but you don’t have to portray all that stupidity on the internet. It’s the 21st century and whether or not you like it, slavery doesn’t exist like it used to. Problem? Deal with it.
BarbadoSlim, “urban” people aren’t the only ones that crash expensive cars. You need a reality check and a clue, and possibly a downgrade on your racism. I bet if Paris Hilton crashed a gold masserati you’d be like, “Oh poor Paris”, grow up bitch.
Krazyhotkelli, you do know you’re a total dumbass don’t you? I hope I’m not the first one to tell you that. Eve is an African-American, which as you clearly don’t know, means that 9 times out of 10 her skin will be darker than other races. I say 9 times out of 10 because not every African-American is dark-skinned. So for you to say that she has a fake-tan is hilarious beyond belief. I know that you sit under a tanning-bed all day every day, so I sense some jealousy in the fact that she’s darker than you? HAHAHAHAHA…seriously go buy a clue girl. You deserved to be patronized with that wack ass comment.
And finally..to this dumbass site itself: how can you say that all comments will be moderated when 100% of them are either obnoxious or racist? You need to make up your mind, you’re clearly not a credible blog so just say that all comments are acceptable and stop trying to play up the dignity because you clearly have none superficial.com.
I hope you all enjoyed this dose of reality.
krazihottkelli | April 30, 2007 at 5:30 am
Yea, like anyone knows who EVE is!! She is no one. In the whole 18 yrs. of my life , I have never been in a tanning bed..my tramoline is my tanning bed…In 90-100 degrees, 45 minutes is burning time..so in Florida, why would anyone need a tanning bed when I can get a freakin tan in 45min.? asshole! Leave the people on the site alone, however u did forget to mentioned one perve,,DrPlowShit,,which makes me wonder,,r u PlowShit? probably!! After all, he is the biggest asshole,,how could u leave him out?!! P.S. GO EAT YOURSELF,,,NEW ENGLISH SLANG….TAGOT YOURSELF..FIGURE IT OUT,BITCH!
krazihottkelli | April 30, 2007 at 5:35 am
#46 my bad….correction(trampoline)
Metafortae | June 20, 2007 at 8:09 am
awww hope shes ok!
smithson | November 17, 2008 at 1:21 am
Italy invaded Ethiopia, a trendy hippy boutique on the Kings Mile, Londonsfield-by-the-Shire. The brave shopkeepers of Ethiopia repelled the yammering Guinea Horde with their secret weapon, the lack of high top snealers.
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